Ranking Every 2024 Anime (That I Actually Finished) From Worst to Best

“Ranking Every Anime” is a yearly column where I rank every single anime I finished from a given year, from the very worst to the absolute best. Expect spoilers for all anime covered.


Way back in the middle of June, I wrote a different and much shorter introduction for this list. However, in early December, I realized it wasn’t going to cut it, and I wanted to properly establish just why it is that I write these things in the first place. (I would apologize to anyone who finds such endless digressing distracting, but I imagine they checked out years ago.) I don’t want to spout a cliché about how every month feels like an eternity these days, but there is some truth to that. And on a more personal level it’s been yet another rough year. I’m a little sick of rough years, so I’ve been trying to make some positive changes for myself. Hopefully, this article will be the first thing of mine that you read where those changes are visible, if only in subtle ways. Here’s the first of those changes, I think I’ve finally come to terms with why I write articles like this at all: I like writing them. More than that, other people seem to like that I’m writing them. Pardon me if this all seems rather obvious, but yes, after a solid 4 years of running this site, I have finally come to terms with the fact that at least some people enjoy what I’m doing here, including myself.

For years, I convinced myself that this was somehow not a good enough reason. That I needed some grandiose motive to rant about anime on the Internet. But honestly, why? There are mountains and mountains of anime criticism out there, some better than what I do, admittedly, but a lot that is much worse. None of those people spend time wracking their brain with an entirely artificial existential crisis over “why” they do what they do. And if I’m being really honest, I have also come to think that I’ve gotten pretty good at this whole writing-about-cartoons thing over the past several years. I have wanted to be a writer for a lot of my adult life, but for whatever reason, criticism—interpretation, really. I am still reluctant to call myself a critic per se—comes easier to me than fiction. So be it, if I am destined to wax poetic about girl bands, demon lords, and the Daicon Spirit forever, there are worse boulders to push up the mountain. Imagine Sisyphus-san happy, and you will see me in your mind’s eye.

I also just think there is still inherently some amount of value in me, a single independent writer beheld to no one, making one of these lists without any kind of interference. In a world where even a lot of the people bringing anime over here in the first place describe what they do as building “a pipeline of content,” it feels meaningful to just be one woman penning one opinion without any corpo shit involved. Maybe that’s silly, I leave it for you to decide.

Lastly, I also wanted to make sure to get out a list this year because I was so frustrated that I didn’t do a proper one last year. Last year was really rough for me, and this year has arguably been even worse, but I didn’t want to just sit here and not do even things I enjoy anymore because my life has been going through a rough patch for several years straight. Technically, I did a messy, deliberately disorganized list of stuff I liked last year, but it was both not up to my usual standards in large chunks and also not really formatted the same way. I do think there’s some merit to the idea of a list (maybe a second list?), unranked, of other media that’s positively impacted my year in some way, even if mashing the two together isn’t the solution. (It feels criminal that I have nowhere to mention Heaven Burns Red in this article, for example.) But this year, I really just wanted to focus on getting back to brass tacks. A list of 20-some anime. Harsh, cold numbers to cruelly sort them. Me, the writer. You, the reader. Let’s get this thing started.

We start, as always, from the bottom.


#27. ISHURA

True story! Months and months ago, I got into a huge argument with a guy on the internet because I said ISHURA was bad. That guy’s argument was essentially, well, ISHURA couldn’t possibly be a bad anime, because it wasn’t really an anime at all. It was based on a series of fantasy novels. His point of view was that ISHURA isn’t an anime series. It was an animated realization of a series of books. (I’m editing out a lot of slurs and name-calling on his end, here. Forgive me for not wanting to reproduce that on my own site.) I don’t agree with this point of view at all, but it is illuminating for me, as someone who has struggled to understand the isekai boom that has dominated mainstream TV anime for the past decade. I think some part of it is truly just that to a certain kind of person, these things really don’t scan as anime per se, in that anime are cartoons and are thus considered to be inherently visual pieces of work, and what this sort of person really wants is more just a direct translation of what’s on the page. (As direct as possible, anyway.)

Does that hold up to scrutiny? I’m not sure. If it does, I still don’t really think it’s an excuse. If we’re taking it as a given that ISHURA is an anime, or an animated version of a novel, or whatever, it is quite clearly the worst of its kind that, at the very least, I’ve seen this year end to end. I’ve rarely felt safer making the call, actually. Compared to everything else I finished this year, ISHURA, which I trudged through out of a sense of—I’m not sure, obligation? Inertia?—is just plain crap. Crap in an uninspiring, uninteresting way.

Because of that, and in spite of how confident I am that it is in fact bad, its placement this far down the list does feel a little wrong. ISHURA didn’t disappoint me in some grand way. It didn’t have some great promise that went unfulfilled. It didn’t make me want to slap its writer, director, etc. upside the head and ask “why would you do this?!” ISHURA just sucks. It is bad, but crucially, it’s a common kind of bad. ISHURA is a scapegoat, the lame isekai that I watched at the top of the year to justify not giving most of the others much of a chance to myself. ISHURA dies in their place despite the fact that ISHURA itself is fairly unremarkable within its genre, and, hell, despite trying a few things to attempt to innovate. So it goes.

Don’t feel bad; ISHURA doesn’t deserve your pity. What we have here is a grab-bag of the least impressive parts of the narou-kei scene; a bloated and mostly flat cast of characters with miscellaneous Cool Powers in place of actual personalities, a molasses-slow narrative that drags like a motherfucker from end to end—the result, I must imagine, of adapting the original novels at an extremely unimaginative 1 to 1 pace—and a fairly boring fantasy setting that only barely rises above being purely stock. But as is often the case, the little things ISHURA does right actually cast the show in an even worse light for their contrast with how dull and dry everything else is. Voice actors die in the booth to try to breathe some semblance of life into ISHURA’s ramshackle attempt at a high fantasy narrative, animators do their damnedest to make their cuts stand out against a background of visual cardboard and janky CGI. None of it is enough, not even Yuuki Aoi, who turns in what might be one of the flattest performances of her otherwise illustrious career. ISHURA is, for sure, not the technically worst thing that aired this year. It’s not the most offensive, and it’s not the biggest letdown. But, in being yet another brick in the wall for its genre, a field that is way, way, way past its expiration date, it might be the least interesting.

I don’t want to seem unfair to the series, though. So just as a final point of record-keeping, here is a short list of the isekai anime that I started this year and didn’t even finish, often kicking them after only an episode or two, dishonorable mentions that were somehow more disappointing, less engaging, or just overall even worse than ISHURA. These include Doctor Elise: The Royal Lady with the Lamp, Failure Frame: I Became the Strongest and Annihilated Everything with Low-Level Spells, Fluffy Paradise, My Instant Death Ability Is So Overpowered, No One in This Other World Stands a Chance Against Me!, Quality Assurance in Another World (annoyingly enough I actually liked that one at first), The Ossan Newbie Adventurer, Trained to Death by the Most Powerful Party, Became Invincible, The Strongest Magician in the Demon Lord’s Army was a Human, The Strongest Tank’s Labyrinth Raids -A Tank with a Rare 9999 Resistance Skill Got Kicked from the Hero’s Party-, The Unwanted Undead Adventurer, The Weakest Tamer Began a Journey to Pick Up Trash, Unnamed Memory, which is technically not an isekai but absolutely falls under the narou-kei umbrella, and finally Villainess Level 99: I May Be the Hidden Boss but I’m Not the Demon Lord, which commits the additional sin of casting Fairouz Ai in a role where she can’t emote at all. So take some solace, rare ISHURA fans, in that your show was hardly the worst thing to air this year. As if to provide some perspective by illustrating the gap in importance between my opinion and that of the wider anime-watching community, ISHURA was apparently successful enough either on its own terms or in moving volumes of the light novel that it was renewed for a second season, which is just days away by the time you’re reading this. I will not be watching it, god bless.

#26. METALLIC ROUGE

Sigh.

Metallic Rouge should’ve been a slam dunk. It had everything; a futuristic, lightly cyberpunky setting on Mars, a great main couple made up of a kickass female protagonist, Rouge Redstar, who could transform into a killer toku robot and her snarky, sometimes overbearing handler, Naomi Ortmann. It had a bunch of other killer toku robots who acted as obstacles to our main girl. It had a New Jack Swing OP for some fucking reason. (Not the last show on this list whose opening theme is as much a standout to me as the series itself.) It should’ve been great. Metallic Rouge being mediocre is proof that we live in a fundamentally uncaring universe.

Wild exaggerations aside, it really does seem with hindsight that Metallic Rouge just never had any idea what it was doing. Its basic robots = oppressed minority symbology doubles down on all of the obvious problems with that setup and leaves us with a narrative that both stridently manages to avoid saying anything of substance while also arguing that maybe we can boil the origins of bigotry down to the actions of one or two bad people. This pits our ostensible hero against an android liberation army who would be the good guys in a show that wasn’t pathologically obsessed with both-sides’ing what’s essentially slavery. Worse, they’re led by a beautiful silver-haired butch. Again; obviously the good guys in basically any other show that actually had decent writing.

Still, it wasn’t all bad. The fights were pretty good, and that’s worth something. A handful of individual episodes are interesting, especially the space cruise ship murder mystery that launched this scene into minor virality for good reason. It has a great soundtrack, even if it doesn’t really use it properly. And, well, by the end of the series Rouge and Naomi are still in a gay situationship of some description, which does count for something, too. Even so, all these attempts to dig for gems in the refuse must acknowledge what we’re digging through. The show is just badly considered, at the end of the day, and a persistent rumor that it had its episode count cut in half can only explain so much.

#25. PON NO MICHI

The weirdest thing about Pon no Michi is how un-weird it is. It really seems like a hobby comedy focused around mahjong with some light magical realist elements should add up to more than this, but it’s probably not a great sign that the most interesting thing I can think of about Pon no Michi itself, with hindsight, is that its character designs were done by the Quintessential Quintuplets guy. It really feels like even a very dry anime should have more going on than that, doesn’t it?

Pon no Michi is hardly the first mahjong anime to fail to find much of an audience outside of its home country, and I doubt it’ll be the last. It is worth noting though that for most of its run you couldn’t watch it in the US even if you wanted to without resorting to piracy. In what would signal the start of an unfortunate trend throughout the year, Pon no Michi simply wasn’t licensed in North America at all, the situation only changing fairly late in its run. It was also blessed with one of the most astoundingly hooky opening themes of the entire year, a heavily-autotuned, maddeningly catchy little ditty that will get stuck in your head relentlessly. Even now, echoes of “pon pon pon pon pon pon pon” reverberate in my noggin.

If it seems like I’m dancing around the subject of the show itself, well, there just honestly isn’t that much to say. Pon no Michi’s general premise of five girls who hang out in an abandoned mahjong parlor and learn the basics of the game from a talking bird that only one of them can see is, somehow, just not that interesting. The final episode, where the girls’ parlor (and therefore friendship) is threatened via the amusingly mundane event of their shuffle table breaking, managed to get some emotion out of me just because any characters you stick with for twelve weeks are going to be characters you have some attachment to, no matter how minor, but when so much else of note aired this year, it feels difficult to drum up a strong opinion on Pon no Michi. For that reason, more than any other, it’s down here, near the bottom of the list.

#24. MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCES

Mysterious Disappearances is a case of disparity. An adaptation not gone wrong per se, but certainly held back by the transition in medium. Unlike some other manga adaptations this year, Mysterious Disappearances was, to begin with, a series of modest strengths and a whole lot of caveats. A decently fun mystery-adventure-horror thing with a sexy lead and a snarky deuteragonist that she swaps quips with at the best of times, Mysterious Disappearances is also chockablock with cheesecake, and tiresome questions of “censorship” aside, there does seem to have been a concerted effort to tone that down for the anime. Some of this is understandable—protagonist Sumireko’s whole age-shifting bit is weird even in-context and it’s to the manga’s benefit that it stops using it as an excuse to ogle her after a certain point—but some of it is sort of puzzling, and this general inclination to mess with a story that could actually have been adapted chapter by chapter basically fine is the source of a lot of these issues. In this sense, it’s the opposite of ISHURA; too much of the production seems to have focused on haphazardly rearranging events and scenes for little discernible reason, and far too little of it was trained on adapting those scenes to their new medium effectively. What could’ve been a pretty fun mystery-adventure series is thus scuttled by bad pacing and just generally poor visuals.

It’s not all bad. There’s a pretty good run of episodes near the show’s middle where it really hits a stride and manages to summon up some of the same dusky esoterica as its source material as our protagonists deal with poltergeists, vague childhood memories of mysterious bookshops, and VTuber rigs come to haunted un-life. But compared to the original manga it feels sanded-off and less weird, and therefore just plainly less interesting. It’s hardly the worst thing in the world, certainly. But when judged on its own merits, it’s hard to score it higher than “fine”, and if we’re talking about it as an adaptation, you’re better off reading the manga. Or just skipping it entirely if any of the aforementioned seems like it would bother you. This is a case of what you see is what you get.

Like Pon no Michi, Mysterious Disappearances is also notable for its odd theme music—in this case it’s the ending theme— its “Viva La Vida Loca” trumpets absolutely do not match the tone of the show or even really of the rest of the elements of the song. But hey, it’s a pretty good tune! That’s something!

#23. THE WRONG WAY TO USE HEALING MAGIC

Another notch on the list, another isekai anime, one of just a few others that I watched this year. Putting Wrong Way To Use Healing Magic this far down the list feels very unfair in some ways and the only possible route to take in some others. Still, I have to own up to my biases here. At the risk of harping on an already-obvious point, I just don’t like this genre very much. Even a “good” one is only ever going to rank so high. And even within that framework we’re not talking about Princess Connect or something, Healing Magic is not some kind of undeniable visual spectacle. Instead, it is a decidedly fine bog standard isekai series, distinguished from the genre’s dreck mostly by how its author seems to have a basic grasp of storytelling fundamentals that many of his peers in the field don’t. If that sounds like damning with feint praise, that’s because it is. Our heroes have actual personalities, and while the whole shy guy-to-magically-empowered-jock power fantasy that our lead Usato Ken embodies very much still is a power fantasy, it’s at least one with some depth that requires effort on his part.

Still, all of this feels like giving the show credit for having a handle on the absolute basics of storytelling, and it landing a few spots from the bottom rungs of the list can be chalked up to the fact that I was just never invested enough in it to have any kind of strong negative reactions to anything it was doing. A few memorable characters aside, such as Ken’s drill sergeant / magic trainer Rose and the captured demoness the Black Knight, there’s just not a lot to say here.

Speaking of demons, while they’re given a fair shake as-written, the fact that “demon” in the world of Healing Magic seems to just mean “dark-skinned person with horns” is fairly damning. (Not to mention just sort of stupid.) Although, it was still not the worst treatment demons in fantasy anime got this year. We’ll get back to that.

#22. ALYA SOMETIMES HIDES HER FEELINGS IN RUSSIAN

The lower-middle part of the list is always the hardest. What is a trans woman expected to say about Roshidere that’s not incredibly obvious? It’s a romcom aimed at teen boys, this one with “dating the foreign girl in your class” as the requisite gimmick. There’s a tendency among writers like myself to treat this genre as a plague unto the medium, but I have always thought that was kind of silly. In hindsight even my relatively mild criticisms of, say, My Dress-Up Darling seem like a bridge too far, these stories tap into a real emotional framework, even if the specifics are, obviously, blown up for the TV screen.

Roshidere is hardly a highlight of its genre, but it doesn’t especially need to be. The two leads have a distinct enough brand of banter—a kind of distant descendant of that old Haruhi/Kyon dynamic, that’s probably at least one reason that a cover of “Hare Hare Yukai” was used as an ED theme for one episode—that I was engaged through most of the show’s episodes, and I honestly don’t think a series like this needs much more than that. That said; Roshidere also has a pretty poor command of its own strengths, in that it seems to feel like it can pull of domestic drama in the vein of something like Kaguya-sama: Love is War! It can’t, and in trying it loses its way a little bit. Hence its placement relatively low on the list.

There is also a temptation, of course, is to compare this to the other Doga Kobo romcom from recent years that’s roughly along these same lines. Between them, I’d say Roshidere is slightly better overall, but Shikimori’s Not Just A Cutie is the better-looking show and has more standout episodes. Neither is exactly going to set the world on fire, though, so it ends up feeling like a moot point.

I didn’t hate Roshidere, and my previous caveats about whether my opinion on it even matters aside, I personally know a few people who liked it much more than I did. I’m happy for those people, but I just can’t get there, personally. It is what it is, I wish the lead couple the best.

#21. BUCCHIGIRI?!

Hey, remember that action anime with the loose “Middle Eastern” theme? No, not that one, that’s Magi which aired years ago. I’m talking about the one from this year that was also a delinquent show. Yeah that one, there you go.

If time has already left Bucchigiri?! behind, that’s a bit of a shame. Never the most high-profile series, it was at least something notably unique in its season and, quite honestly, against the often-repetitive backdrop of contemporary TV anime in general. Its generally out-there nature—the Jojo stands, the colorful character and set design, the intense fujobait—can probably be attributed to the presence of Utsumi Hiroko, also a guiding force in that same role on the more visible and better-liked SK8 The Infinity, not to mention much of Free! So Bucchigiri?! is a minor work for her, but I don’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing.

The show explores some classic, well-worn themes of coming of age via the framework of an old-school delinquent rumble series. Our main protagonist Arajin (like Aladdin, get it?) is a bit unlikable, admittedly by design, so it’s mostly left to the redheaded and good-natured Matakara to win the audience’s favor. It worked on me at least, enough so that I was genuinely worried for him as the show moved into its surprisingly dark final few episodes. I think in another lifetime, where this show were of a slightly older vintage and at least a bit longer, it might’ve gotten a solid dub and found a home for itself on Toonami. Still, Bucchigiri?! did amass a contemporary Anglophone fanbase, and if you didn’t know that, it’s probably because you don’t lurk around fujo tumblr very much. (I usually don’t either, and I only knew that they were obsessed with it because of my habit of picking through the tumblr tags for most anime I watch.) There are worse things for an anime to be remembered for. By the same token, while there were definitely better anime that aired this year—even better anime in the specific category of “beloved by tumblr fujos”—I remember Bucchigiri?! fondly, and probably always will. Godspeed, boys.

#20. A SALAD BOWL OF ECCENTRICS

There were a few solid ensemble comedies this year. A Salad Bowl of Eccentrics was the least of these, but do not in any sense take that to mean the show is bad or even mediocre. Its silly reverse-isekai-but-not-exactly premise is basically a bit of misdirection, Salad Bowl’s real specialty is an incredibly droll sense of humor. Its protagonist is a detective, but far from being your Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Benoit Blanc, etc., he mostly does what actual detectives do, try to catch people cheating and other mundane and vaguely depressing shit like that. The show’s other protagonist is a little girl, princess of another world, who mostly uses her powers to blow up his spot in humorous ways before the two eventually form a surprisingly sweet surrogate (and then actual!) father/daughter relationship. Elsewhere, an archetypal lady knight is used to lampoon Japan’s homelessness problem, a few episodes tackle the country’s disproportionately large amount of cults, and others take on the kinds of shady gig-work that permeate the capitalist parts of the globe. Somewhere in there, Salad Bowl even finds the time to parody the ongoing girl band anime trend. All of this adds up to a light, but fun show overall. No complaints.

#19. FRIEREN: BEYOND JOURNEY’S END

So, hey, about those demons.

No, before I harp on my pet issue with this show let’s zoom out a little. I genuinely considered just not putting this on the list at all. Shows that start in one year and end in the next are tricky territory to begin with, and I only caught up on Frieren after it was several months in the rearview when I sought to review it. That review is on its own lengthy enough and thorough enough that I could probably have gotten away with resigning the series to a passing mention on this list. Nonetheless, the show ended in 2024, and my opinions have evolved yet further in the few months since I wrote that article, so not marking Frieren down somewhere here felt like neglect of duty.

Even so, what do you want me to say on Frieren that I haven’t already said? I find the show’s incoherence utterly maddening, and, at the risk of coming off like I’m whining, I do sometimes feel like the only person who thinks of the show in those terms. I’m provably not, but when the consensus was and remains so overwhelmingly positive, any other opinion can feel like it lives on an island of one.

The crazy thing is, of course, I don’t hate this series or anything. Not even close. The fact that it’s near the middle of the list is in of itself proof of that, and I stand by every positive thing I’ve ever said about the show; its gorgeous naturalistic art, its impressive and expressive magic animation, and the fleeting glimpses of the show it could be if it just had a better head on its shoulders. But that really is the rub, isn’t it? For every compliment I can fish up, there are two more complaints. I have beaten the point that Frieren writes its demons terribly into the ground by now, but it’s still true. It’s the rotten apple that diseases the tree: the telltale sign that this story is not nearly as well put-together as it might appear at first glance. The fact of the matter is that the very art direction I just praised is often turned to ugly ends in the face of the show’s empty heart. Frieren is, for better and worse, a decent battle shonen anime at its core, and trying to engage with it on any other level just makes the thing fall apart. But honestly? Even that much is insulting to battle shonen, a genre that is often capable of immense empathy even in the midst of its violence. Frieren just isn’t interested in that, even though it pretends to be.

So, why is it up even this far on the list? Well, to consider an anime is to consider all parts of it, and that art direction—and the visual work in general—does still exist. Saitou Keiichirou, director of this anime and of Bocchi the Rock! from back in 2022, is a rising star in his field, and he and his team deserve to be recognized for the work they put in to this adaptation in making it look as beautiful as they possibly could. It’s unfortunate that this dazzling fantasy animation is spent on something like Frieren, but the work has been done nonetheless, and I think they do all they can here to make magic out of nothing much. That’s a reality of the anime industry, and just the televisual arts in general: not everything blessed with a sumptuous production necessarily deserves it.

As such, I honestly think with hindsight that I was too nice to this show when I reviewed it. Maybe expecting it to be anything other than an action series is on me, and maybe someday the overwhelming critical consensus will make more sense. They’re making more, and I’m probably going to watch it, if only to appreciate what Saitou and his team bring to the table once again, so who knows. Plus, hey, that Yorushika OP is really nice.

#18. DEMON LORD 2099

I never deliberately court controversy with these rankings, because that’s cheap and I’m a small enough name that no one would care anyway. However, it does occur to me that if any placement on this list makes people mad, Demon Lord 2099 directly in front of Frieren might just be it. Honestly, if someone were to get mad about this placement, I can’t even blame them. I’m cheating a little to get this on the list in time at all (its finale doesn’t air for a few days yet, so if the last episode somehow torches my opinion of the show, Frieren and everything else behind it on the list have my apologies).

But what can I say? I’s true that in terms of production polish, Demon Lord 2099 doesn’t touch Frieren. (Few shows this year do, although there were a couple.) But, if you squint—quite hard, admittedly—the two make interesting foils for each other. Frieren is quite a self-serious show, Demon Lord 2099 is so goofy that its main character is both a traditional demon king figure and a livestreamer. Frieren ties itself in knots trying to figure out a reason, any reason, that it shouldn’t feel bad about having its main character be pathologically obsessed with killing demons. Demon Lord 2099 is not just written with surprising empathy for and consideration of the usually-trampled fantasy races subjected to this kind of thing, it takes place from the point of view of their once-and-future king. Put another way; there are three elves, but only one true demon lord. Veltol, the infernal monarch in question, would be able to carry the entire show on his back even if it had no other strengths at all, the guy is just that damn likable. A confidently narcissistic evil overlord in the vein of archetype’s true greats. The crux of the anime revolves around his attempts to conquer a world that is very different from the one he left. Hence the name, 2099 as in “shorthand for ‘cyberpunk’.” Along the way, he adapts to this new landscape in ways great and small as he deals with a treacherous underling and searches for lost treasures. The series drops off a bit in the back half, and the nature of these things is such that it’s hard to know if we’ll ever get a season two. Even so, Veltol’s adventures across the futurescape are more than compelling enough to put this toward the middle of the list at the very least.

More important than any high-minded analysis (is Veltol really trying to save his people from the gamer light-ridden gauntleted grip of technocapitalism? the jury’s still out) is the simple fact that Demon Lord 2099 feels like it’s carrying the torch for an older school of light novel anime; the genre puree that then became a genre unto itself that freely mixes and matches aesthetics and archetypes from high fantasy, cyberpunk, magic school fantasy, mafia movies, and so on. Even when the tropes of latter-day light novel adaptations show up, they’re usually there to be played with as opposed to just repeated verbatim (note how the deeply tedious cliché of the magic-measuring stone is literally shattered when Veltol breaks his, in the warped school arc that takes up the anime’s back half). In other words, the show is fun, instead of tedious and self-serious, and it’s refreshingly free of the constant snide winking at the fourth wall that defines so much modern narou-kei. It also has one of the best-looking mecha fights of the entire year, which is a very strange thing to say about a show that isn’t even part of that genre at all and is actually fairly visually inconsistent otherwise. (Although its actual action setpieces are consistently great.) Anyhow, if more light novel anime could start being like this I would love that. You can’t keep a good demon lord down.

#17. CODE GEASS: ROZé OF THE RECAPTURE

There is something deeply funny and twice as weird about Code Geass, of all fucking things, getting the millennial nostalgia sequel treatment. Is it that the original series is so 2000s it hurts? That it was the product of a very different anime landscape than the one we have today? Is it that the very notion of making something as, arguably, politically irresponsible as Code Geass feels really weird given Everything Going On Right Now in the world? (Not that 2006 was really any better, perhaps we were just more ignorant then.) Is it just the fact that our protagonist, Sakura, looks like Lelouch, 2 Years HRT? It’s all of the above.

The series picks up like no time has passed at all, despite the literal timeskip, and the difference in landscape between Rozé and the show it’s ostensibly a sequel to. (Or rather, it’s a sequel to the movies, which are a slightly different alternate continuity. God bless anime bullshit.) That’s not to say it’s interchangeable with its predecessor, though. Rozé takes a different, I might argue dimmer view toward its own protagonist than the original Code Geass ever did toward Lelouch. The result is a more compressed and in some ways more neurotic series, one that’s always looking over its shoulder, knowing it’s being judged both against its illustrious progenitor and against the rest of the year’s anime on the whole. It makes a good show of things, but Sakura’s own deep doubts about what she’s doing cast the show itself in a very different light than the original. I have said this before, but it’s almost as though she doesn’t quite have the right temperament to be a Code Geass protagonist. Maybe that’s a consequence of a real world environment where everyone is a bit less sure of themselves than they were even a few years ago.

Still, Rozé of The Recapture makes a good swing of it. As a mecha series, it’s solid and enjoyable, full of the kind of campy bullshit you’d expect (and which I love) from the genre, and managing to make it all more or less work within a tight twelve episodes. Still, as far as 2024 mecha anime go, there is a big red shadow looming over the whole genre, and as good an effort as Rozé puts in, it wasn’t that.

#16. JELLYFISH CAN’T SWIM IN THE NIGHT

Why are we always pitting the girls against each other? In hindsight, the unspoken competition between Jellyfish Can’t Swim in the Night and that other girl band show that aired in the same season was always going to be lopsided. Fundamentally, they’re just very different anime. But competition is competition: I and everyone else saw these two shows, striving for a very broadly similar thing, and turned them on each other. One of those shows is easily the better one, and it’s not the one you’re reading about right now.

But still, that’s kind of a stupid way to put it at the end of the day, isn’t it? Most “competitions” in the arts are not the Kendrick Lamar / Drake feud. It’s really just not that serious. Sure, maybe in some grand ranking of all the anime ever made Jellyfish Can’t Swim in the Night is well below that other show—as it is on this list—but on its own terms, it’s a solid piece about a specific bubble of contemporary culture, that of the very online pop musician. Jellyfish’s cast of characters meet more or less by chance, and the show’s central narrative, one of overcoming self-doubt to pursue your passions in a world that is either indifferent or actively hostile, is in line with what might be called more or less the standard for this genre.

Main character Yoru is similarly in the traditional protagonist mold for this sort of thing: beset by impostor syndrome and constantly doubting her own abilities, learning to believe in herself and finding that the attention that JELEE—the girls’ collective unit—gets on its own can’t make her happy. JELEE’s singer and Yoru’s kinda-situationship Kano gets an interesting arc too, exploring the underbelly of the entertainment industry and her attempts to escape the shadow of her controlling record executive mother. This makes it all the more notable that the show’s best moment doesn’t directly involve showbiz at all. Instead it comes when Kiui, a supporting character who struggles with denying her own identity in more ways than one, finishes their own arc, loudly, proudly, and bravely asserting their gender identity against a sea of their jeering fellow teenagers. It’s a powerful moment, one of the best of its kind of the year, and a better legacy for Jellyfish than its actual ending, which is somewhat muddled and unsatisfying. Definitely, there is a reason that Jellyfish is the less-fondly-remembered of the two big band anime originals of the year, but I would be unsurprised to see it pick up a surprising long tail in the years to come, and if that happens, I think Jellyfish will have deserved it.

#15. TRAIN TO THE END OF THE WORLD

I know I called it by what’s technically its official English title up there in the heading, but come on, you and I and everyone know this anime as Shuumatsu Train. An anime that, months after it ended, is still, on a broad level, just pretty inexplicable. Take for example its base ingredients: the traveler story genre, something in the very broad vein of Kino’s Journey or Girl’s Last Tour or, to name an example that’s even remotely close to Shuumatsu Train in tone, The Rolling Girls, a core cast of characters ripped right out of your standard schoolgirl slice of life show, and a hellishly surreal post-apocalypse for them to navigate, activated by a mysterious reality-warping electrical signal called 7G. All of this makes for a show that unites the literal and figurative definitions of denpa, and as someone who places a premium on anime that just make me go “what the hell”, Shuumatsu Train was always going to end up decently high on my list, with its mind control mushrooms, hyperspeed anime-within-anime, minature towns, and so on.

So what holds it back from being even higher? Well, for all the bizarreness thrown about, the show’s underlying thematics are pretty typical. That’s not a huge problem, but more of one is the show’s incredibly crass sense of humor, which is more annoying than anything else. Episodes that culminate with our heroines destroying a zombie army by declaiming old-fashioned erotic poetry get points for audacity and for their light metacommentary on the nature of fanservice, but that doesn’t mean they’re all that interesting to actually watch, and, accordingly, I think these are the weakest parts of the series. What pulls Shuumatsu Train into the station is the central relationship between protagonist Shizuru and her lost friend Youka. In hindsight, I’d call the show an exploration of anxiety; Shizuru hurts Youka before the series even begins. She fucks up, and she obsesses over the fuckup until it’s so big in her mind that it seems insurmountable. It’s not insurmountable though. The finale proves that the two have a bond strong enough that it will eventually restore the broken world of the series itself, and thus, the train keeps on rolling.

#14. ATRI: My Dear Moments

Here’s a random fact about me for you. Every year—or at least, most years—I make an end-of-the-year mix of songs I liked from the preceding twelve months and slap it up on my Mixcloud. I’m not much of a DJ, and my taste in music is, to put it politely, insular and very uncool, so these are mostly for myself rather than anyone else. On this year’s mix, sitting between a sun-blurry ambient piece by punnily-named slushwave artist Imagine Drowning, and the scintillating, raindrop prisms of underrated v-idol group The Virtual Witch Phenomenon’s “Bouquet“, is “Anohikari,” the opening to ATRI: My Dear Moments. That’s not some kind of gimmick or in-joke—these mixes are mostly for myself, there’d be no point—it’s just genuinely one of my favorite songs to come out this year, a rapturously joyful slice of pure sunshine that comes to us from the well-oiled pop machinery of Nogizaka46, the “official rivals”—sister group, basically—of world-conquering institution AKB48. The visual is great too, featuring Atri, the title character engaging in some rhythmic gymnastics, tossing a moon-like ball around beneath an open, shimmering sky.

You might not-unreasonably ask what this has to do with the show itself. After all, if I were ranking these things based solely on their openings, the similarly warm Yorushika song that powers the second half of Frieren and the inexplicable New Jack Swing revivalism present in Metallic Rouge would place them much higher up the list. But here’s the connection: ATRI is a genre study, specifically one for a now largely-bygone era of VN adaptations from the visual novel company KEY. And when you’re trying to invoke memories of those adaptations—especially AIR, which I had the good fortune of watching not long before ATRI premiered—nailing the vibe is crucial. ATRI, for its various ups and downs, nails the vibe.

As for the actual plot, well, if you’re cynical, you could view it as little more than a contrived piece of cry-bait. ATRI‘s bigheartedness could never be mistaken for subtlety; it’s mostly about tugging at your heartstrings and establishing a cozy post-apocalyptic coastal atmosphere. As was the case with many actual KEY VNs, it’s a romance at its heart, and the relationship between the leads works well enough (although how young Atri herself looks might skeeve some viewers out), and the environmental messaging is honestly so hopeful that I’m tempted to call it irresponsible. Its after-the-endmosphere is thus not unimpeachable, and falls short compared to genre greats: vibes can only take you so far. Still, that atmosphere is what ties the whole show together, and that alone is enough to make it one of the year’s more rewarding slow-burns if taken on its own terms.

#13. ‘TIS TIME FOR TORTURE, PRINCESS

One of the year’s more successful Jump adaptations wasn’t an action series or anything really even close. Instead, it was this, an easygoing and charming comedy series that takes place in the kind of endlessly-copied ISO standard fantasy settings that really only work anymore if some kind of joke is being made of them. Thus is of course the case here, but the show is not at this spot on the list for its satirical wit (most of Torture Princess‘ jokes about the fantasy genre are pretty tame).

Instead, its cast, including but not limited to the Princess herself, her talking sword Ex, the “grand inquisitor” Tortura, etc. form a goofy, funny, and surprisingly warm at times relationship. Torture Princess is light on plot, so it’s hard to say it suggests anything in particular by having the Princess’ current life as a “prisoner” of the incredibly nice Demon King be evidently better than her previous existence as a warrior, but it certainly suggests a way forward for this genre that doesn’t rely quite so heavily on the swordfights. In a year that had more than its fair share of that, it’s a nice thought. Also, they’re making more. Will I tune in? You better believe it.

#12. MY DEER FRIEND NOKOTAN

Sing along, you know the words:

shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan

and so on, and so forth.

More than anything, I think My Deer Friend Nokotan is an interesting example of a show that’s been tripped up by its own marketing. Months before anyone knew what this show really even was, a looped edit of its maddeningly-catchy opening theme went viral, thus giving a whole lot of people who would otherwise not have given it a second glance a whole lot of opinions on the once-and-forever Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan. That pre-release hype train promptly collided with the reality of nearly-unreadable official subs for the show’s English release on day one, and a lot of puffed-up expectations. I’m not here to say that a show should never be called out on any shortcomings, but in the wake of Nokotan I saw a whole lot of posts all across the internet describing the series as a lot of wasted potential and an unworthy pretender to the throne of Nichijou (admittedly a high water mark of its genre, but often treated by admirers like the only good comedy anime).

Put as simply as possible, I don’t really think any of this is true. What Nokotan is, at its cervine heart, is a solid slice of throwback comedy, essentially more in line with something like SHAFT’s early forays into comedy anime, what with its easygoing pace and the often rather meta bent to its humor. The rest is good old-fashioned absurdism, often staking whole scenes on obtuse wordplay or just randomness-for-randomness’ sake. The hitching post of all this is Nokotan herself, some sort of Bugs Bunnian force of nature / minor eldritch deity that arrives one day and throws the life of ostensible main character Koshi “Koshitan” Torako into chaos, often in ways that would slide up to the eerie or unnerving if played even slightly differently. The result is probably the year’s best pure comedy, and given that 2024 was fairly light on those, that stands as a notable accomplishment.

#11. MAYONAKA PUNCH

I did not watch a single idol anime in 2024, for maybe the first time since I’ve started this blog. The genre seems to be on its way out, and the few offerings we did get this year simply didn’t interest me. They’ve been replaced, in some sense. By girls’ band anime like Jellyfish Can’t Swim in the Night, sure, but also a second genre, one with no name as of yet, and one that’s overall weirder, goofier, and maybe a little harder to nail down.

Mayonaka Punch is about a group of vampires who run a Youtube channel. Scratch that, it’s about a girl, who used to run a Youtube channel, got very cancelled for punching one of her cohosts, and is now running a different Youtube channel, with the help of a group of vampires, most notably Live, a lemonade pink live wire voiced by Fairouz Ai, who is devastatingly down bad for her. Mayopan is more than just a vehicle for vampire thirst, though, as the series repeatedly touches on the idea that we should do the things we love to do because we love them, rather than it being down to “deserving” to. When the show explores this theme via Masaki attempting to motivate herself back into Youtubing work after being cancelled, it’s well-intentioned but a little clunky. Where the show really sings is its fourth episode, largely atypical for the series. There, Mayonaka Punch briefly transforms into a tragedy of doomed yuri as we learn about the history of Fu, another vampire from the group, and a lost love who taught her to sing. Mayopan never reaches quite that high ever again, but the animus is there, and the rest of the cast is so likable that you’re unlikely to particularly mind that the rest of the show is more lighthearted.

What might catch you off is how seriously this show takes capital-C Content, and I think if it’s a little tough for people to get onboard with Mayopan for that reason, that’s fair. Consider, though, that later in the show’s run they do a song and dance number just like any other idol group, highlighting the similarity between this setup and that one. Of course, the show ends with something entirely different, a high-stakes chase scene finale framed as a prank gone wrong, so perhaps it’s all a bit up in the air. I don’t know if “Youtuber girl” anime will ever be a particularly large genre, but if it’s giving us shows like Mayonaka Punch, I think it has, at minimum, proven its worth.

#10. MECHA-UDE: MECHANICAL ARMS

It might have been the single most straightforward action anime in a year that also contained Bucchigiri?!. Take that earnestness, and a desire to work within its genre’s existing archetypes, as laziness at your peril, though. Mecha-Ude, the debut TV series from studio TriF (that’s “Try F”, folks, not “triff”), is a surprisingly solid thing, even as it retains a lot of that rough web OVA charm from the original short that birthed this project some five years ago. It feels fairly uncontroversial, unless I’m blatantly missing something, to say that this show’s large cast of colorful, eccentric characters, and specific take on battle scenes point to it being a pretty direct pastiche of Studio TRIGGER’s work (particularly that of Hiroyuki Imaishi, their most prominent and most action-focused director). Still, just by being that, it’s a pretty unique thing, and it makes for one of the year’s true hidden gems.

Our main characters are everyman Amatsuga Hikaru and Alma, a hand-shaped mechanoid alien, one of the mecha-ude / mechanical arms of the title, that he symbiotically bonds with. Hikaru’s story is nothing new, a straightforward heroic narrative where most of the focus is placed on the fights as well as his relationship with Aki, the secondary—and honestly much cooler—protagonist. Along the way he makes a rival in the green-haired asthmatic Jun. But, true to its inspirations, a larger threat looms, and by the finale we’re at full-on “battle for the fate of the world” territory. All told, it’s nothing super innovative, but as a solidly-done execution of a well-worn idea, it’s a good time. It does feel particularly bittersweet, though, as some last-minute scenes that play over the credits hint that there were more ideas for Mecha-Ude than could reasonably fit into its single cour. If there’s justice in the world, the show’s creators will get to tell those stories some day in some fashion or another.

#9. THE ELUSIVE SAMURAI

If you boil it down to the numbers, most shonen manga heroes are renowned for winning fights. The Elusive Samurai, a slice of sometimes-zany sometimes-incredibly dark nominal historical fiction originally from the pen of Assassination Classroom mangaka Matsui Yuusei, attempts to flip that on its head. Dirty tricks, leaning on your friends for help, and even outright cowardice are all fine as long as you live to see another sunrise. Life itself, Elusive Samurai argues, is the best vengeance of all, explicitly defining its protagonist as a “hero of life” in contrast to the “heroes of death” that permeate history, and, implicitly, the rest of this genre.

And Hojo Tokiyuki, the titular Elusive Samurai, would know a thing or two about death. At the start of this story his idyllic life as minor nobility is shattered, his family is killed and Kamakura, his home, is burned to cinders by the army of Ashikaga Takauji, founder of the historical Ashikaga shogunate and portrayed here as a barely-human demon that’s some deranged cross between a time-displaced fascist dictator and Satan. Tokiyuki is thus recruited by Suwa Yorishige, a “sham priest but real mystic” who can see the future, to potentially retake his rightful position from Takauji’s grasp. So far, so revenge narrative.

But most stories that start this way do not have nearly as many jokes as Elusive Samurai does. Indeed, this sense of humor is both a defining characteristic and probably the show’s biggest flaw. It’s not that it can’t help itself—it knows when to dial the comedy back to let things get truly dire—but it’s more that it doesn’t want to. The humor is an extension of Elusive Samurai‘s command, almost relentless, to live and live happily even in the presence of oppressive darkness. It’s a tall ask, and Elusive Samurai does not quite live up to its own standards, with the humor being a decidedly mixed bag of caricature jokes and shock value (the mostly very grim episode six ends with the thief Genba literally taking a piss on the camera, for just one example). But there is a purpose to it, and for every gag that doesn’t land there’s a genuinely sweet moment where Tokiyuki bonds with one of his “retainers” (really just other displaced warrior-children like himself), or where the series expresses a genuine and surprising sense of spirituality. Late in the season, Yorishige laments the decline of the age of the gods in the centuries to come—centuries that for us are already the distant past—as science overtakes faith, and as the natural world loses its mystique. All of this doesn’t quite add up to the most coherent show, as Elusive Samurai‘s attempts to tie all this to its ideas of twin heroes of life and death doesn’t entirely gel, but it makes for one that is compelling in its struggles to find its footing. Maybe all of these disparate elements are the real Kamakura Style, or maybe this will all seem more cohesive in hindsight when season two drops. Either way, Elusive Samurai as it stands is certainly a worthy, interesting show, even now.

#8. POKéMON HORIZONS

Shows that run for multiple years are new territory for these year-end lists, because I don’t watch a lot of those, and the few that I do are generally divided into discrete seasons. Such isn’t the case with Pokémon Horizons, which finds its placement on this list on the back of the episodes that aired from, roughly speaking, about the middle of December last year to the middle of December this year. This ’23-’24 run encompasses several distinct arcs, all of which lead up to the still-recent revelations as to what our main villain’s deal is. That in of itself is kind of the interesting thing about Horizons, though. The OG Pokemon anime, in its thousand-odd episodes, was never quite this kind of adventure. Horizons has been, and continues to be, an exploration of something very different both in terms of vibe and in its actual storytelling goals, being more of a proper coming-of-age story as opposed to the sometimes vague direction of the original series.

Still, that only explains why it’s good by comparison. Even if this was your introduction to Pokémon, you’d be able to immediately clock the show’s immense sense of fun and surprisingly ambitious scale. Over the course of this past year of adventures, our heroes Liko, Roy, and Dot have attended a Pokémon academy, they’ve fought gym leaders and—in a series highlight—even Paldea Elite Four member Rika, they’ve fought their recurring foes the Explorers several times over, and they’ve even met one of Liko’s own ancestors from the distant past. Running through the background of all of these arcs is a persistent affirmation that Liko, Dot, and Roy, and thus the children this show is made for, are never really alone. Liko and Dot have learned how to get out of their shells, Roy has learned how to listen to his partner Pokemon, and all three have learned the real value of friendship. In a world that’s still firmly post-pandemic, something like this being so much about the bonding experience that makes Pokemon great in the first place feels reaffirming.

What you get overall is the show this year that feels the most like watching Sunday morning cartoons as a kid, the kind of anime you could enjoy equally well at ages 5, 25, and 50. Don’t be surprised if it’s even higher on the list next year. We’ll see what 2025 brings.

#7. WONDERFUL PRECURE!

Hey kids, who loves learning about animals?

Good, okay, I’m seeing a lot of hands.

Now then, who loves learning about how humans drive animals to extinction, and how the disappearance of the Japanese Wolf is an interesting case study on this subject?

Hmm, fewer hands. Surprising!

Wonderful Precure has been a weird one for the long-running magical girl franchise. It might be the best Precure season since I started mentioning them in my year-end writeups, and if it doesn’t surpass Tropical Rouge, it’s at least on roughly the same level. I’ll confess that I often feel like I end up saying roughly the same thing about Precure every year, and, I mean, you know the drill, right? Solid action fundamentals plus warm and personable character relationships plus a classic tough-cute aesthetic equals excellent magical girl anime. Since I started keeping up with the show yearly back when 2019’s Star Twinkle was the season of the hour, I’ve walked away from basically every Precure series thinking more or less the same thing. I love the series to pieces but it’s definitely mostly variations on a theme. That’s not a problem, and if I don’t say some variation of all this for You & I-dol next year when it’s wrapping up its run, it shouldn’t be taken as a slight against that show, but Wonderful does feel a little different in this regard.

It might just be a logical consequence of trying to do a season about animals. Our lead character, Cure Wonderful, is a dog in human form. It would be a little wild to have that be the case, have her best friend Iroha / Cure Friendy be on the same team, and not at least touch on the idea of that relationship eventually ending, thus making Wonderful the only Precure season that, to my knowledge, has an episode about an old woman’s dog dying. Wonderful Precure really only Goes There for a handful of episodes, and most of the time, it’s more traditionally Precure-related stuff, but when it does go there, it does a damn good job of it. The obvious point of comparison here aside from other Precure seasons is Tokyo Mew Mew New, but while TMMN was a nostalgia exercise, a deliberate throwback created for Tokyo Mew Mew’s original fanbase, Wonderful Precure exists in the here and now, speaking to the young children of today. I think that matters, and if I’ve placed the series higher than you might expect, that’s a good chunk of why.

The rest of why is that Cure Nyammy is in it, and she’s quickly become one of my favorite Cures ever, having both a killer design, an amusingly bitchy attitude, and a very compelling character arc that just wrapped up a few days ago as of the time of this publication. Faves matter, too.

#6. BRAVE BANG BRAVERN

Brave Bang Bravern, perhaps the single piece of giant robot animation most willing to embrace the notion of “dare to be stupid” since the original Transformers cartoon, embarked on a quest back in January to be the greatest Dudes Rock anime of all time. I’m not sure if it succeeded, but it made a strong showing, and I respect the hell out of that. On its face, the series is a baldly silly pastiche of super robot anime. Slightly below the surface is the fact that it also just is a super robot anime—like any good pastiche, it stays on the loving side of “loving parody”—as the biggest super robot otaku related to the show is Bravern himself, a hammy intergalactic powerhouse here to save the Earth from an alien invasion that is much more serious than seems apropos for his goofy demeanor. Indeed, in the first episode when he appears out of the sky like a bolt of lightning, that seems like it should be the “trick.” Instead, it’s the first of many, and Bravern is one of the year’s best anime for this very reason.

Bravern’s entrance in that first episode alone is fantastic, probably the best single capital A capital M Anime Moment of the whole year. He appears in a flash of green from the heavens, he annhiliates the invaders coldly exterminating humanity, he demands that Isami, our protagonist and his initially unwilling pilot, yell out attack names alongside him, he has his own theme song. His own diegetic theme song. During all this, in the first crack in a suit of emotional armor that takes the entire show to fully break, Isami admits that he never wanted to be in particular a soldier or a fighter pilot, he wanted to be a hero. Lucky for him, this is a show about heroism.

It’s an odd show about heroism, though. Bravern the show goes through pains to stress that heroism is a group thing. Bravern the robot seems to at least nominally think that too, going through the effort that he does to win over the displaced military folks who make up the bulk of the show’s cast, including both Isami and his buddy / rival Lewis, as important a character in this story as Isami himself. This is perhaps the one aspect of the show I have some trouble with, given the military setting, but more than that’s the only area of the series that betrays any insecurity at all about the premise. This is the one bit of bet-hedging, and the main reason it’s not in the top five. Everything else belongs to the titular giant space robot from the future, to the power of love, and to us the audience.

Yes, from the future. There are twists, because why wouldn’t there be? Lewis eventually finds one of the aliens, a suspiciously human-looking girl named Lulu, who becomes another part of the regular cast. With Lulu’s help, Superbia, one of the giant death machines spearheading the alien invasion turns face and becomes a valued ally. The biggest twist—and I’m about to spoil the end of the show here, just a heads’ up for you—is saved for Bravern himself. It turns out that Bravern is Lewis, transformed by cosmic forces and from another timeline, but Lewis nonetheless. I don’t make a secret of being a pretty big yuri fan on this blog, and it takes a lot to get me on a yaoi train. Nonetheless, I have to acknowledge this one, Bravern made me care about these two macho military guys and how they save the world with the power of love and also very homoerotic ending themes. That’s some real dedication. You won’t see that in a half-assed romcom.

And the final thing is this, for as great as Bravern is, hindsight has already made it feel like a herald of things to come. Not long ago, a new, suspiciously Daicon-y Gundam series was announced. Pedantic questions of where that falls on the largely imaginary super robot / real robot scale aside, it really does seem like the future continues to belong to the mecha ‘heads. So move forward, and make sure you bang brave bang bravern all over the place the entire way.

#5. DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON

This one’s a little tricky. Not because I feel any need to hedge my bets about how good Dungeon Meshi is. The top five is when we tend to get in to “unrestrained gushing” territory for me, and even if it weren’t, we’re talking about TRIGGER‘s first TV anime in a good while, and the debut turn for director Miyajima Yoshihiro who handily proves himself here. But! This is the rare case where I’ve read the manga. Dungeon Meshi, being what it is, is the sort of story where spoiling it doesn’t ruin it, but I’d still hate to do such a thing, even by implication. What I can say is that even here, in the two-cour adaptation of the first chunk of the manga, Dungeon Meshi weaves a complex, rich world. A magical ecosystem that puts many dedicated worldbuilding projects to shame. The story it threads through this world is one of conflicting principles and loyalties, and how those principles and loyalties fall away to the most basic underlying motivator of all; hunger. Hunger both literal and metaphorical, mind you—there is so much material on the theme of consumption in this story that you could cut it like a layer cake all on its own—but hunger nonetheless.

In this early section of the story, that hunger is mostly on the literal end, and you could indeed enjoy most of what’s here as a relatively lighthearted romp through a traditional fantasy dungeon where our heroes are forced to munch on monsters to survive. The characterization here, of Laios, our kindhearted and eccentric lead, the somewhat aloof and self-interested Chilchuck, the powerfully neurotic Marcille, and the survivalist, wisdom-dispensing Senshi, is fantastic across the board, and you could do a lot with a cast this strong. But if all Dungeon Meshi were was a decent comedy, it wouldn’t be this high on the list, and I don’t think it’d be anywhere near as well regarded in general. The adaptation really excels at playing up these darker, more serious elements, cracking them wide open, animating them less like an artist and more like a necromancer.

Indeed, fundamentally what TRIGGER is bringing to the table are all the usual benefits of an adaptation, the addition of sound and color and the transformation of texture that this brings with it. They’re just executed here with uncommon deftness. This may be a somewhat contentious statement, given all the discourse about what the anime cuts (I am sad about the lack of the Marcille-running-her-hands-through-her-hair panel in that one scene too, believe me), but overall, the anime presents a worthy alternate take on the same foundational story, remixing and reemphasizing different elements to highlight or dim different elements. Senshi’s backstory, late in the season, is an excellent example of this. In the manga, it’s tightly-wound and claustrophobic. A lengthy aside, but an aside nonetheless. Here, it’s much more akin to how it probably feels for Senshi; a traumatic memory that resurfaces again and again, rendered in full, earthy color, with all the violence and fear a party of dwarves losing their composure as a monster picks them off one by one requires. Similar examples rebound throughout the season, especially on the topic of Falin, Laios’ lost sister whose rescue the entire story revolves around, and whose eventual resurrection sets up the second half of the manga, yet to be animated. I’ll say no more on that front, other than that Falin, in all her forms, is perhaps my single favorite character to feature in any anime this year period. If it’s not her, the list of competition is very, very short.

Like the next anime on the list, and like Chainsaw Man in 2022 (I stand by what I said there), Dungeon Meshi is primarily not higher up because I have full faith that what’s to come will be even better, and I want to save giving it the gold or silver for a year when it’s at its absolute best. Staying hungry makes the meal all the tastier, I’m told.

#4. DAN DA DAN

Do you believe in Pikmins? Dandadan does. That and a whole menagerie of ghosts, goblins, ghouls, monsters, giants, and little green men from Mars. Lurid, even questionable at first blush, Dandadan deploys these gonzo Weekly World News escapees to weave a portrait of a world that is vastly, overwhelmingly, totally unknowable and hostile. I am tempted to here again compare two very different anime. Both Dandadan and Elusive Samurai, several spots back on the list, are intensely—surprisingly, even—spiritual works. But if that similarity is real, it’s to opposite ends in each given show. Elusive Samurai sees the wonders of the world as something fading, something beautiful to treasure while they still exist. Dandadan sees them as something unknown and frightening, every bit as potent today as they were centuries ago. If all this seems heady for a show that has an astoundingly straightforward (and frightening) “probed by aliens” scene in its first episode, well, that’s just the sort of leap of faith you have to make with Dandadan, a show that rewards a cursory watch just fine but a thoughtful one even more so. This is an anime for the kids who held Charles Fort as a personal hero, or at least, whoever his Japanese equivalent is. I like to try to nail down a show’s central theme in these high-spot writeups, but with Dandadan that’s difficult because it’s about so many different things.

But, if I have to boil it down to just one idea, it’s perseverance. Momo and Okarun, our heroes, are thrust into a world they don’t understand by hostile forces beyond their control. For Momo, this takes the sadly very realistic form of having her bodily autonomy constantly assaulted, in some of the show’s darkest and most upsetting moments—this is a big enough fixation for the series that this first season actually ends in the middle of such a scene—for Okarun, the violation is less intense but no less real. The fact that he spends most of the first season looking for his missing family jewels is more than just a dirty joke, it’s an indication that this disruption has left him incomplete and shaken up as a person. And yet, Dandadan never argues that the world should be shut out or burned down because of its dangers, our heroes push on as they do regardless because they have each other.

Throughout, Okarun and Momo fall for each other, giving the series a playful streak of young love that helps take the edge off and also giving them a ton of reason to banter, some of the best of the year, in fact. They also help a variety of both human and non-human allies come to terms with their own problems; a ghost hounding their classmate Aira is eventually laid to rest in the show’s untouchable seventh episode with the help of Aira herself, the unimaginable pain of the phantom’s waking life is given meaning and pathos, and she is able to move on feeling that it wasn’t all for nothing. But Dandadan is unwilling to focus solely on the obvious plays to pull at your heartstrings, just a few episodes later, our heroes are helping a displaced alien gig worker, and that somehow hits almost as hard. The romance angle doesn’t slack either, as both Momo and Okarun make the very teenagery mistake of thinking of a budding relationship as a zero-sum game in different ways over the course of the season: they clearly like each other a lot, but they’re both still learning.

This is what really separates Dandadan from the pack, not just a belief but an unshakable conviction in the human spirit, no matter what may go bump in the night and how many flailing miscommunications may happen. That would be all well and good in of itself, but combine that with the fact that this is easily one of the best looking shows of the year, maybe the best full stop, depending on your aesthetic preferences (I might give it that crown myself), make for an absolute fucking treat. That it’s taken me this long to even mention its action in passing feels like a crime, given how well the show delivers on that front, being not only visually pleasing but also inventive (episode nine, where they’re underwater in the school while fighting a bunch of aliens? That shit goes hard). It’s also, when it wants to be, the rare horror anime that’s actually scary, and its most disquieting episodes had me as rattled as anything I read on UnexplainedMysteries.org as a kid.

All told, this is a very welcome example of the zeitgeist turning its attention to something that clearly deserves it. A second season announced for summer of 2025 feels not only just right but also inevitable. The main reason Dandadan isn’t even further up on the list? I have no doubt that it has even higher peaks to climb. We’re just getting started with this one.

#3. MAKEINE: TOO MANY LOSING HEROINES!

Alongside the more obvious narou-kei boom of the past decade and a half, there has also been a surge in romance light novels. Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian, from farther up the page, is one of these. Makeine is too. It’s just that unlike most anime based on romance light novels, it just happened to be one of the absolute best things to air this year. Funny how that goes.

What sets Makeine apart from its peers is not something as simple or ineffable as quality, but rather both its metatextual nature and its commentary on—and celebration of—romance LNs as a medium. I am a sucker for this kind of thing, but it would be meaningless if Makeine wasn’t any good. Not only is it in fact very good, a best-in-genre for its year and an elevation of that genre overall, but it’s also full of a genuine love for romance LNs as a scene. For every sly observation about their clichés, there is a stock situation lovingly played to an exaggerated tee or turned on its head. For every brilliant little gemstone of genuine sentimentality, there is an equal and opposite locked shed with two characters stuck inside. Some would consider this embrace of the shamelessly goofy a flaw, but I can’t put myself in those shoes. There’s a huge difference between doing something because it’s the default and doing it with intent, and Makeine has intent in spades. Intent allows it to get away with the audacious trick of pretending to not be a “real” romcom while at the same time doing shit like having a character freestyle a children’s story off the top of her head out of pure heartbreak.

That love of the romantic in the broad, older sense of that term informs Makeine‘s whole style. The series has a real knack for rearranging the traditional tropes and setpieces of a romcom to be about just about anything but romantic love. Despite some early signs, and some teasing in its final episode, the main arc of Makeine is not about our lead boy, Nukumizu, getting together with anyone in particular. He and ostensible lead girl Anna even make a whole thing out of how they’re not going out. Will that change? Who knows! Makeine is such an obvious virtuoso with this material that bending it into almost any shape imaginable doesn’t seem out of the question. (Of course, we’re really talking about some combination of the talents of Amamori Takibi, the original novelist, director Kitamura Shoutarou, and overall scriptwriter / series comp guy Yokotani Masahiro, but the reality of any given anime as a group effort has never stopped me from anthropomorphizing them before.) All told, I’ve rarely been so happy to have so little idea of how a story is going to end.

What is apparent this early on is that Makeine’s focus on human connection doesn’t privilege romance over anything else, which is a very rare thing not just for this genre or even this medium but for fiction in general, and without getting too into it, as someone who engages with romance in a bit of a different way than a lot of people, that really spoke to me. Throughout the series, characters get their hearts broken, or romance never blooms at all, but they’re there for each other. This is the common element throughout the three main arcs here, each focusing on one of the show’s main girls; Anna, Lemon, and Komari. You can’t control what happens in life, but you can control how you respond to it. Cherish your friends, take your losses on the chin with dignity, stay determined to forge your own path. No regrets.

#2. OSHI NO KO – SEASON 2

Look, what do you want from me? Last year I raked myself over the coals for the crime of talking about Oshi no Ko at all in a period where its fanbase was being very awful to a real person involved with a real tragedy. I think, in hindsight, assuming I have the platform where choosing to write about this show or not would make any kind of tangible difference was an act of arrogance. If you disagree, I can only ask for your forgiveness here. This is one of the year’s best anime, I want to talk about it, and I am going to do so.

That bitter aftertaste isn’t irrelevant to discussing Oshi no Ko itself, though, we should admit. The second season of the series breaks protagonist Aquamarine’s search for vengeance against the man who killed his mother and the rise of his profile as an actor down to its base elements and interlaces them. The result is bitter, prickly, and insular, despite its lavish, often extremely colorful production. Indeed, some parts of this season can feel like petty score settling, take the character of Tokyo Blade mangaka Abiko, whose manga is the source material for the 2.5D stage play that much of the season revolves around. Abiko is depicted as a complete weirdo, someone with poor personal hygiene and even poorer social skills. She clashes with the play’s staff, admittedly also depicted with a fair amount of sympathy, at one point threatening to pull her endorsement of the play itself, not because she’s power tripping or anything like that, but because this coiled hedgehog of a woman is, Oshi no Ko argues, a would-be auteur, someone who cares deeply about her work even as everyone else around her tries to snip pieces off of it to make it fit into a more acceptable, commercial box. Oshi no Ko isn’t so simple as to suggest she’s entirely in the right, but Abiko is a telling cipher for the anime itself, and not just because she might be loosely based on OnK’s own mangaka Akasaka Aka. It is tough to escape an uncomfortable knot in my gut about this show, and this plotline in particular, like I’m listening to 2015 Drake and can see the eventual crashing-down-and-out coming a decade in advance.

Elsewhere, there’s much more light. Akane and Kana return in full fucking force in this second season, bristling with ambition and talent and locked in a rivalry throughout to upstage the other and win the affections of Aqua. In practice, this is basically a battle shonen rivalry, with all the “unintentional” homoerotic subtext that entails, and I will admit that no small amount of Oshi no Ko‘s placement this high up on the list is due to the absolute blast I had shipping these two. It will never happen, and it’d be pure hell for the both of them if it did, but seriously, I’ve read actual yuri manga where I was less invested in making two girls kiss about their weird, complicated feelings for each other. That’s not to say either of them aren’t a good pair with Aqua, though. (For my money, Akane wins that competition when she casually reveals she’d be down to help him murder a dude.) This is ultimately all part of the same spiderweb of entangled neuroses as Aqua’s whole deal, but it feels less serious since it’s not literal life-or-death.

In fact, the focus on acting as an art is pretty astounding through. It’s such that even very minor characters get a star turn. Melt, the prettyboy actor who unintentionally sabotaged the Sweet Today production in season one, returns here, committed to working on his acting after a few cutting remarks from one of the other Tokyo Blade actors, and his spotlight episode is one of the best single anime episodes of the whole year. He works hard at it, at some points with Aqua’s help, and the time he gets to truly be a star—mere minutes, both in-universe and out—is enrapturing. There’s a very telling bit of this episode in particular, actually, where Aqua explains to Melt that if he puts his all into one singular moment, people will remember his performance. This, of course, is reflective of the show’s own construction; Melt really does have only those few minutes, and outside of them, he barely exists. Oshi no Ko‘s greatest feat is its ability to explain these tricks to you as it’s pulling them off, a truly breathtaking piece of showmanship that had no real peers this year and is short on them even outside of it.

All of this praise heaped on it, you might wonder why I didn’t put ONK at the number one spot as opposed to down here in second place. Honestly? It all comes back to that unease I mentioned earlier. Oshi no Ko has genuine, well-articulated themes about how fame works and how it can ultimately destroy people, but I think that in the end, what Oshi no Ko is actually about is the spectacle of it all, prisms that trap stage-burning spotlight beams and refract them into cartoon paint. Sometimes that spectacle is hellish. People bleed and die on stage, sometimes almost literally. The crux of this story, remember, is the psychosis of someone who’s died and lived again times two, with the promise that the one whose head we haven’t spent time in yet is somehow the more poisonous flower. The message is not the point of Oshi no Ko. I don’t know if Aka knows that, but the people at Doga Kobo making the anime definitely do (a quick shout out to director Hiramaki Daisuke, who has been absolutely killing it with this adaptation for two years in a row now). Like I said, this is a spectacle. An incredibly good spectacle, but a spectacle nonetheless.

If we’re being honest with ourselves, it’s entirely possible that with its final arc this season, it’s writing checks it can’t cash. The radiating, vantablack stars that the series knocks into Ruby’s eyes in the last few episodes threaten to spill out and swallow the rest of the story whole. Plot, characters, themes, ideas, subsumed under a tide of black and red bile as the trauma and obsession overtake Ruby and stain her with a palpable dark charisma. But that’s the thing about metaphors; there isn’t really a jewel, there’s no marble to play this game with. At the end of the day, no matter the shape of the pupils, eyes are just eyes. I find it hard to believe that Oshi no Ko really has the guts to go out in a blaze of glory as the last few episodes of this season seem to set up, but I’d be happy to be wrong. Given how polarized the reception to the manga’s ending has been, I just might be, I don’t know the details. Either way, just enough put me off-kilter about this show to put it here, the second to last spot from the top. Very much unlike some other shows on this list, I don’t think Oshi no Ko has any higher to climb, and I think this cursed, jewel-encrusted artifact of a season might be the best we ever get out of it, not that I could complain if that were the case. Who knows, though? Showbiz is full of surprises.


Now, before we get to the very top of the list, there are two other pieces of business to take care of. Let’s get the brand new one out of the way.

#?. HONORABLE MENTIONS

Also known as: Things I watched at least some of from this year but didn’t finish, or didn’t fit the format, but which I still had some stray comment or another on that I wanted to note down here before the year ended. This was a super last minute addition—I’m literally writing this the night before this article goes live, having already filled out the other entries—but it felt like a fun little bonus to add, and I have a handful of thoughts on these shows, so why not?

  • NINJA KAMUI: One day, Toonami will bankroll a good anime again. Basically every thing they’ve done since the first pair of FLCL “sequels” has been a complete miss and unfortunately this is no different. Yes, the JJK director is involved. No, that doesn’t automatically make it good. Seriously one of the most boring things to air this year. This might’ve gone below ISHURA.
  • NEGATIVE POSITIVE ANGLER: I really, really wanted to like this, but I could just not get invested enough in the main character’s struggles. There’s a problem when your main guy is such a jerk in such an uninteresting way that I don’t care that he’s literally terminally ill.
  • QUALITY ASSURANCE IN ANOTHER WORLD: Another isekai that broke my heart this year. Oh QA-sekai, I thought you were different! But no, it eventually devolved into being just as boring as most of them.
  • NARENARE -CHEER FOR YOU!-: Serious question, what the hell was this show? Ostensibly a simple anime about cheerleading, in the four episodes I saw it managed to meander through some five or six different main ideas, switching up its tone each time. Weird show. I’m told it gets even weirder later on.
  • THE GRIMM VARIATIONS: Netflix horror / fairy tale anthology anime with CLAMP character designs. I only watched two episodes of the six, or else I might have put it on the list proper, where it probably would’ve sat comfortably near the upper middle. The two shorts I saw were interesting breaths of fresh air against the contemporary landscape. Cool shit, and I do plan to eventually finish this. (Although being an anthology means it doesn’t have that same “just one more episode” hook, doesn’t it? Oh well.)
  • GO! GO! LOSER RANGER: Another one that would probably have scored pretty well if I’d actually finished it. Life got in the way and I happened to fall off of this right as it was getting to what is, to my recollection, the weakest arc from the manga. Nonetheless, I want to catch up when season 2 drops, since the material after that arc is a lot better. Don’t be too shocked if Footsoldier D shows up on the list proper next year, should I do one.
  • BYE, BYE, EARTH: Bit of a heartbreaker, this one. It started out very promisingly, being a very peculiar original-setting fantasy thing with a really fun protagonist (voiced by Fairouz Ai, who feels like she’s truly achieved Star Voice Actress status at this point) but eventually the pacing got so fast that watching episodes started feeling like a chore. I may read the source material at some point if I can get my hands on it, since the fantasy worldbuilding here is incredibly interesting, probably the only real competitor Dungeon Meshi had in that department this year.
  • SENGOKU YOUKO: This was the big cut from the list proper. I’ve actually finished the first season of this, and I quite enjoyed it. (I’m honestly mostly just over the fucking moon that we have another Mizukami Satoshi adaptation that’s actually good.) However, I fell off of the second, ongoing season for boring life reasons—noticing a pattern?—and it felt weird to put only half the show on the list. Maybe that’s silly considering I’ve got Precure on here, but oh well.
  • SHOSHIMIN: HOW TO BECOME ORDINARY: This one I am really kicking myself for not finishing. Yet another where life just kind of got in the way and I had to put something on hold and it ended up being this. I really like what I’ve seen of this show! It’s an intriguing ‘mystery’ series where the mysteries themselves are quite mundane, but serve as a vehicle for the show’s interesting examination of how the world treats people who are different (and thus implicitly, how it treats the neurodivergent). Also has a really interesting, photography-aided art style. I really want to get back to this one. My one close friend, who is almost certainly reading this, you know who you are, I promise we’ll watch this together soon!
  • THE TRANSFORMERS 40TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL MOVIE: Essentially a music video for a Bump of Chicken song, this TRIGGER-animated short, directed by major Transfan and SSSS.GRIDMAN brain Amemiya Akira, was one of my favorite anime things period to air this year. If this had a spot on the proper list it would be very high, because this is just pure fanservice in the old sense of the word, endless cuts of giant robots from every corner of the Transformers franchise duking it out, no rhyme or reason, just pure metal-on-metal action. Fantastic stuff.
  • CHOCOLAT CADABRA: The other fantastic shortform thing directed by a TRIGGER director—Yoshinari You in this case—this year. This music video for an absolute slap of an Ado song / very involved chocolate commercial is maybe the best thing Yoshinari has ever been responsible for, and I say that as a huge Little Witch Academia fan. Maybe the chocolate company involved here will like….sponsor a TV-length version of this? Please?

Alright, that was probably way too many, but hey! I still have to pen my customary shout out here before we move on to the top spot (you are reading this in order, right?). Each year, I ask people to guess what my favorite anime of a given year was, and I mention them in this little lead-in paragraph if they get it right. Normally, only a couple people get it right, since I tend to pick things that speak to me and not really give a damn as to whether many other people have seen them at all, much less whether anyone likes them, hence previous list-toppers Wonder Egg Priority and Healer Girl.

That was not the case this year! This year, lots of people had my number. And how could they not? This show really was that good, and I’m not even remotely alone in thinking that. So a big shout out to Josh, Sredni, Wolfie, Ox, and Shrike (I’ve got a veritable menagerie going on here).

#1. Girls Band Cry

Nina, cue me up.

If I can be very honest, I’m pretty sick of talking about how my life sucks on this blog. It was the main thrust of my write up for Healer Girl when I put it at number 1 on 2022’s year-end list, and things have, as I noted at the start of this article, not really improved since then. (They’ve arguably gotten worse!) It was the reason I didn’t make a proper list at all last year. It’s the reason I only barely made one this year and why the Weekly Orbit has stalled out, and so on, and so forth. You get it. I’m tired. You’re tired. We’re all tired. The world is such a nightmarish mess that even mentioning it in passing on something as ephemeral and trivial as an anime blog feels disrespectful.

Girls Band Cry is not an antidote to that. The best anime, cartoon, film, work of art ever conceived and created is not an antidote to that. Girls Band Cry is also not a call to action, it’s not a profound statement about the state of the world, it’s not something that cuts to the heart of why life is how it is, or anything of that sort. Here’s what Girls Band Cry is, though: a testament to the salve that is kickass music, and kickass art more generally. Its ability to help us hold on, for one more day. Through anything. Through everything. This is not subtext, it’s what the show is about, and pardon yours truly for being corny, but I think that really does fucking matter. Things are bad, but we can make the best of it by belting from the top of our lungs. Art isn’t a solution, but it can help, sometimes a lot.

Case in point: Our lead Nina’s suicidal urges, revealed in or strongly implied by a single line of dialogue depending on whose sub track you were watching. The music of her favorite band, Diamond Dust, served as an escape, more than that, as a balm, something to ease the pain, something to staunch the bleeding for just another minute longer. When Diamond Dust’s vocalist, Momoka, left and was replaced, it felt like an acute betrayal. Naturally, she meets Momoka in the first episode, and before too long we see that initial attachment to Diamond Dust grow into a need to be her own cure, to make music of the kind that saved her. It takes a while for even Nina herself to realize that that’s what she’s doing (and she technically never expresses such outright at all), but that journey of growth is the year’s single most rewarding character arc.

For Nina, we get to watch her overcome that pain and see her find her voice both figuratively and, as she becomes the vocalist for the band eventually known as Togenashi Togeari, literally. Art is not an indulgence for Nina, it is a necessity. The same is true, of course, for us, and thus, as is the case for most truly great anime, the work reflects itself, a mirrored ball of hollered songs of rage.

That, of course, is only part of the story. The nuts and bolts of how a show like this becomes good is beyond the scope of this list, even if this is the top spot. (And god knows I’ve already written a fair amount about Girls Band Cry this year, so forgive me for not wanting to repeat myself.) But a number of things, both about the actual content of the show and the context around it, are worth at least touching on. Nina and Momoka’s relationship is the biggest of these, evolving from a one-side admiration to a mutual one, then to friendship, loyalty, and young love. It’s fascinating, and all too rare, how Nina and Momoka actually inspire each other, the kind of genuine partnership that makes real bands work. Of course, they don’t get to that point without a lot of bickering, and overlapping emotional outbursts and misunderstanding power a lot of Girls Band Cry. (Those with good memories may recall that it actually took the show a while to click with me, mostly for precisely this reason.) Moreso when the series comes to involve the group’s drummer Subaru, an actress-in-training who secretly resents the grandmother making her study that trade, and keyboardist Tomo and bassist Rupa, who form a sort of two-part unit unto themselves. A common point among all of them is the breaking down of facade, as they all use the music they make together as a tool for processing their trauma. As the show goes on, these girls come to trust each other, because they feel they can truly be themselves around each other, blemishes and all. Thus, TogeToge is not just a band but also a place to belong, a place to pursue their dreams, not anyone else’s.

Visually, Girls Band Cry is the rare TV anime that really looks like nothing else. All-CGI anime are still a little polarizing, but this show looking this good proves it’s completely possible for 3D anime to look every bit as fluid and expressive as the flat stuff. Girls Band Cry more or less tosses out all conventional wisdom as to how to make a 3D anime look good, too, eschewing old tricks like halving model framerates or emulating traditional anime cuts. Instead, it basically builds a new visual language as it goes, innovations that are sure to have trickledown effects in the years to come. The show is mostly pretty grounded, but when it wants to, it can absolutely soar with the stylization, whether this is as simple as giving Nina red and black “rage needles” to show her brimming with anger or as complex as the full-on music video the show explodes into at the climax of the eleventh episode, its best. There, every part of Girls Band Cry—writing, music, visuals—work in perfect concert to stage a perfect concert. Togenashi Togeari premiere their song “Void & Catharsis”, and it is, quite simply, the best moment in this medium this year. Little else even came close.

All this about an anime you had to pirate when it was new! I wonder if people will forget that over time, that GBC’s anglophone fanbase was a completely organic phenomenon. I wonder if the competing translations for that one line in that one episode will go down in history or be forgotten to the mists of time. I wonder if people will remember the jokes, the stupid memes, the conversations, the collection of translated tweets from Japanese fans calling Momoka a lesbian. I hope they do, Girls Band Cry was, in addition to everything else I’ve said here and in my original review, probably just the most fun I’ve had watching an anime in ages, and the community was no small part of that. Perhaps a reflection of the fact that this is the show in the top five that feels most like a single, complete thought? Maybe! Who knows. I could talk for forever about things big and small I loved to pieces about GBC, but I think you get the point by now.

There is some expectation to begrudgingly acknowledge flaws with things you think are basically perfect when you’re writing as a critic, so sure, I’ll do that. It’s not literally flawless. (Of course it’s not, nothing is.) Its structure is a bit lopsided, such that Rupa and Tomo don’t get much focus. Everything after episode eleven is basically postscript, not bad in any sense of the word, but not strictly “necessary” either. And, of course, the big one, after its immense success, the series is being subsumed into the sort of forever-franchise moneyball dreams that compose most of the current multimedia landscape. A mobile, likely gacha, game is on the way, which will probably unnecessarily complicate the shit out of Girls Band Cry‘s universe. This is the way of things, unfortunately. While it’s ridiculous to think of a band that was at best half-real (and certainly purely corporate) in the first place as “selling out,” that is nonetheless kind of what this feels like. It’s unfortunate, but not unexpected.

And yet, none of that will ever ding the show itself, a screaming knot of anger, drama, teenage angst, tears, fights. Joy and rage, drunk off youthful indiscretion and pure fucking spite. Flipped fingers, middle and pinky. Guitar solos, drum checks, broken facades, t-shirts with “LIAR”, “COWARD”, and “DROPOUT” hastily scrawled on them. Suicidal ideation and the incomparable peace when it leaves you for however long it does. Ceiling lamps spun around like ceiling fans, pet snakes, Undertale shirts, Rupa’s groupies and “nice beer!” Screaming into the void to feel the catharsis. No matter what else might bear the logo, all of that shit is the real Girls Band Cry. Everything else is commentary.

That’s not to say the actual series will have no impact beyond its own episodes, though. Over the past few years, the girl bands have steadily replaced the once-prolific idol-anime-with-a-gimmick genre, and while it’s impossible to say if that’ll continue, or if they’ll keep delivering the same level of quality seen in Bocchi the Rock, BanG Dream: It’s MyGO!!!, and of course Girls Band Cry itself, the future—or at least this incredibly narrow slice of the future—is bright. 2025 promises the goth-metal melodrama of Ave Mujica, at this point just days away, and Rock Is A Lady’s Modesty, an outside contender based on a manga, looks insane enough that it shouldn’t be written off either.

All this to say, what I’d really like to sign this entry, and thus the whole list, off with, is some pithy one-liner about how the girl bands will save us. That of course isn’t really true, and sometimes you have to sacrifice wit for honesty. But what is true is that they provide just a few more little bright spots for us going forward. I honestly, truly think that the show’s real legacy will be exactly that. Be it out of spite, out of pride, out of hope, or whatever else, hang in there, we’re in this together. If you’re angry, sing it to the heavens.

Play me out, girls.


And that’s the list, or it will be, at least. Since I’m writing this before I have the full thing actually finished. (Tempting fate? Maybe!) I had to make sure I took the time to properly thank each and every person who read this article, though. I know it’s a fair bit to get through and I’m not sure how leaving it as a single article as opposed to breaking it up into several as I’ve done in years past will affect things. Hopefully though, whether you largely agreed with my rankings or not, you found some pearl of insight in here somewhere, or at least an entertaining read. If you did, I’d be really thankful if you could drop me a donation on my Ko-Fi page. I don’t have a traditional job, and Ko-Fi donations are my only source of income, so it really helps.

With that out of the way, I’d like to end the year here on Magic Planet Anime by thanking all of you, since y’all, my readers, give me motivation to keep doing this and y’all mean the world to me. I say that a lot, but I do really mean it. I also want to specifically thank my friend and sometimes podcast cohost Julian M. of THEM Anime Reviews, without whom this list would not exist at all, since several months ago I mentioned to them that I was on the fence about making one, and they strongly encouraged me to try my damnedest.

In addition to Julian, I want to take the time to individually thank some friend groups of mine, mostly in the form of Discord servers with funny names. Shout out to: Magic Planet Anime’s very own server, which you can still join in the link below, the similarly named but unrelated Magic Planet server, Mugcord, the Secret Scrunkly Server, The Donut Zone, and the LOVE BULLET fan server. I’ll just also go ahead and shout out every single person who follows me on Bluesky, Tumblr, and Anilist. You guys rock, and you make my life better. I mean that.

As for what 2025 will hold for Magic Planet Anime? I don’t know! I’ve learned to not try to make any big predictions, but I want to keep writing. Because I love doing it, because you guys like reading it. I hit the big 3-0 this year, no more need for rounding up, but I don’t think MPA is going anywhere. I’m going to do this until they put me in the ground.

Now then, I’m going to be taking the rest of the year off. See you in January for seasonal premieres!


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“Goodbye, sekai!”

The Weekly Orbit [7/29/24]

The Weekly Orbit is a weekly column collecting and refining my more casual anime- and manga-related thoughts from the previous week. Mostly, these are taken from my tumblr blog, and assume familiarity with the works covered. Be wary of spoilers!


Hello, anime fans! I’m quite behind on basically everything this week, but hopefully you’ll enjoy reading about what I did manage to cover, regardless. Also, here’s an odd thing, in two of the below entries I end up talking at length about the shows’ ED themes. That wasn’t on purpose! But hey, serendipity and all that.


Anime

Wistoria: Wand and Sword – Episode 3

Another week, another pretty OK Wistoria episode.

Will meets an underclassman here with the fairly incredible name Iris Churchill [Ookubo Rumi]. Initially, she seems like any other bumbling student, and Will spends the majority of this episode helping her defeat a giant ice monster. However, because Wistoria knows every trick in the fantasy book, Iris is actually a double agent for the Magia Vander and is scouting for promising students for what seems to be some kind of upcoming confrontation between the wizards and the angels that were mentioned back in episode 1, the ones that live “beyond the sky.”

This whole plot is the most interesting thing Wistoria has going for it so far. It’s still hardly original, and when we meet the Magia Vander here they too all fall into classic archetypes (most obvious with the haughty elf sorceress Alf Ellenor Ljos [Amamiya Sora]), but it’s at least decently compelling.

Iris herself seems to have some kind of Thing™ going on with Elfie, and I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s more to the both of them than is obvious here, even taking the little twists we’ve been shown so far into account.

Oh, one other thing I did appreciate. When Will gears up to head to the dungeon (and we briefly meet his artificer friend Rosty), they draw him ripped as hell while he’s changing his shirt. I applaud the lack of cowardice, it would’ve been really easy to just make him look nondescript there.

Narenare -Cheer for you!- – Episode 3

The only way out is trusting the process.

Okay, no, let’s stop for a second. What is this show? I thought I knew. In fact, as of the end of this episode, I thought I might have some idea again, but I’m now sitting with it and thinking and….seriously, what is going on here?

In theory, Narenare could not be simpler. It’s a show about cheerleading. That’s a little unusual in the context of the “girls do stuff” supergenre of anime, but it’s nowhere near the weirdest of these things in premise. But that hides how strange the execution of this all is. In this episode alone, we see several scenes from the last two weeks involving the character Suzuha. Except this time, they’re from her perspective, and we see that far from being the cool, aloof near-cryptid we’ve been presented with so far, she’s actually just extremely shy.

The show lets us in on her inner monologue by way of a chibi version of herself that hangs out in thought bubbles and occasionally just rides around on her head. It’s hardly the strangest thing I’ve seen in an anime this season (Nokotan is airing, after all), but it’s a notably weird way to present this information given the show’s genre. This is a general trend that’s true of everything in this episode; Kanata suddenly getting “the yips” about cheerleading (treated with grave seriousness by those around her), Shion’s singer-songwriter aspirations, and so on. The show seems allergic to anything that would make its several running plot lines any easier to follow. Things are mostly followed up on by having them plonked onto the existing storyline in a decidedly odd way.

A friend1 compared this to Pride of Orange, another Girls Do X show that clearly had no idea what it was doing. But to be honest, I don’t really see it. Pride of Orange‘s main flaws were an overwhelming lack of interest in its own premise and cast, and just a general deep cynicism toward the entire idea of the hobby/club anime as a genre. I don’t get that off of Narenare at all. It is clearly sincerely trying to present an inspiring and straightforward sports girls narrative, but it seems either unable or unwilling to understand why those shows usually present things in the way that they do. The result is a strange, alienating effect, in a way that feels uncannily GoHands-y in vibe if not looks. (Despite a shared affinity for weird color filter bullshit, Narenare looks much nicer than anything GoHands have ever done.)

Anyway, I plan to keep watching, because I am interested in if this effect is intentional or not. My guess is that it isn’t, this thing has three different people on script and you could absolutely get something like this just by having too many cooks in the kitchen, but still, I’m curious to see if it manages to pull something out of this regardless or if it just completely crashes.

OTP, by the way.

Quality Assurance in Another World – Episodes 3 & 4

This show has a lot of issues, and I want to appreciate what it’s going for regardless, but it doesn’t make it easy.

The issues first; over the past two episodes it’s been saddled with a light-novely writing style that just actively saps the series’ momentum. I actually thought this was adapted from a light novel, and having since learned that this was a manga first, I’m baffled that this is how this is all being delivered. There’s tons of exposition just rattled off in a very flat way and the sheer incuriosity Nikola has about her own world is kind of weird (this, to be fair, might be on purpose). Some of the exposition is fine because it’s spiced up with flashbacks or some similar other visual trick, but when it’s literally just two characters talking it gets old quick. I’m hoping we’re moving past this part of the story.

What I appreciate though is just how utterly fucking weird this show is. There’s a bit here with our leads in a dungeon, and Nikola gets carted off to be sacrificed by…monsters that are giant coins with human faces? And the thing they’re sacrificing her to is a huge hand with a mouth that acts like a sea serpent?

These legitimately feel like monsters out of a buggy shovelware RPG, and I appreciate that about the show. Similarly, the fate of Haga’s two companions that we meet here are legitimately pretty eerie. One is stuck in the floor and the other is trapped in a kill loop, buggily hovering over a death trap that she can’t properly trigger because she has invincibility mode turned on. (All this is used to explain Haga’s disdain for the debug mode feature, fair enough.)

We also meet a gamemaster AI called Tesla here who introduces herself by abruptly possessing Nikola so she can give Haga orders. All rather bizarre!

And then the episode ends with our leads running into an NPC who’s T-posing. Which brings us to episode 4, which I did not particularly care for.

The comedic side of the series is still strong here. It’s hard to mess up something as inherently goofy as “a whole village is stuck T-posing because their model animations are fucked up.” But we also meet a pair of new characters here, a furry bug-tester named Amano who aspires to be a mangaka back in the real world, and Ru, an NPC he’s fallen for, who he ends up drawing manga within the game for. Ru is a pretty compelling, if simple, character; a disabled girl who loves hearing stories. But then, oops, she dies at the end of the episode, by having a literal building dropped on her head when some of the baddies from episode 2 return to stomp through town while riding a dragon. It just feels kind of hacky and I’ve rarely seen such a straightforward example of a female character being killed to give another Man Pain to motivate him. I’m not a fan, suffice to say.

So who knows where Quality Assurance is going to end up by the time it’s over. This is one of several anime that have had the broadcasts of their next episode delayed because of Olympics coverage, and depending on what my schedule looks like in nine days when it returns, I may just drop this entirely, if that’s how it’s going to handle things going forward. I don’t know, my opinion on this series soured fairly quickly.

The Elusive Samurai – Episode 4

Our first two parter and unfortunately I don’t think it entirely works. Still a good episode, but it doesn’t feel quite as essential as the last three.

Lots of eye imagery here, which makes sense given that Tokiyuki’s adversary this time around is an archer known for his preternatural eyesight. The whole dog-hunting competition is kind of where the episode falls apart a little bit because while I applaud experimenting around, the CGI just doesn’t look as good as the other weird shit the show has done. Even elsewhere in this episode, that stuff looks better.

Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian – Episode 4

Honestly most of this episode is pretty dull. School drama is almost never compelling to me and that’s what the whole episode is built around. Worse, Alya and Kuze spend most of it apart so we don’t get any of their banter. (Also he basically solves the problem Alya’s caught up in for her which is not great from like an optics perspective, eh. This is minor compared to my other issues with the episode, but it still feels worth mentioning.)

The shorter second part of the episode is better since they’re back together and we get more of their repartee, which is the show’s main strength, and also a bit of relationship development (punctuated with a very powerful slap, since this is a pretty straightforward romcom anime at heart).

All of this is beside the real point of the episode, though; the song covered in the ED this week is fucking “Hare Hare Yukai”!

This is less of a weird pull than it might seem, given that Alya’s voice actress is a millennial and presumably grew up on the series, and there is a line to be drawn from Haruhi to this series, even if Roshidere‘s self-awareness is itself a pretty standard and accepted thing by now. (Somewhere in here Kuze thinks to himself that something doesn’t befit the main character in a romcom. Slow down, buddy, the fourth wall can only take so many hits.) I was delighted by this, and it redeemed an otherwise iffy episode in my eyes, so I’m happy it was done.

ATRI -My Dear Moments- – Episodes 2 & 3

I have realized that I like this show quite a bit.

On the face of it, ATRI depicts a fairly difficult situation. Its two main characters, Atri herself and her human caretaker Natsuki, aren’t exactly the most likeable of people. (Although Atri, who is merely clumsy and loud, is so more than Natsuki, who is sometimes outright nasty to her.) But something about these characters, and their world, compels me. I think it’s a fairly common thing to feel (even if you don’t necessarily think it rationally) that we are living in the end times of some sort, so post-apocalyptic fiction like this takes on a specific resonance in the modern day. But it’s more than just “the show is good because it depicts people getting by after a climate collapse,” which I think would be oversimplifying it.

I think I was closer on the mark with the AIR comparison I made last week than I initially realized. In addition to the obvious similarities—both take place in a coastal town, both have a heavily summer-drenched aesthetic that is a key part of the show’s visual and aural appeal—the general setup is fairly similar too, both in depicting a young (or at least young-seeming) girl and her male caretaker and their strange relationship that doesn’t neatly fall into any single category.

I’ve seen a lot of people deride the show as a rote male fantasy (in the vein of the many girl-with-a-quirk romcoms I’ve discussed this season) and while I’m not going to deny that there’s definitely at least a little of that, I don’t think it’s remotely the entire picture and seeing people write this off entirely because the main character is kind of a dick annoys me. Especially since I think his being a dick is part of the point of the series. (Hell, we get a very straightforward motivation for that here; when the ocean started rising, his dream of becoming an astronaut and helping with a climateering project fell apart and he hasn’t had any motivation to do much of anything since. It’s pretty understandable that this would turn someone crabby.)

I also like Minamo, one of the island town’s few remaining schoolgirls, very much an endangered species after the climate collapse that took place in this series’ backstory. There’s a very pronounced melancholy to almost everything she does, and she and Atri have a nice conversational scene together in her house—also half reclaimed by nature—in this episode where we learn her father evacuated to the mainland, and she chose to stay behind despite his wishes. That’s interesting! And when Atri visits her school at the end of the episode she seems to have some kind of weird flashback thing, which is also interesting.

The series has a lot going for it. In addition to everything I’ve just said, and also its deeper themes which are only just starting to take shape (persisting in the face of loss, even massive loss, is definitely going to be one), it’s also pretty funny! I can technically imagine how Atri’s antics might grate on someone but I find them endearing, and it’s hard not to when the character animation is so expressive.

Episode 3 isn’t quite as strong as Episode 2, but it’s still pretty good. Here we’re introduced to an entire secondary cast, the three young children that Minamo teaches about whatever she can at the high school, plus their older brother figure Ryuuji [Hosoya Yoshimasa]. The kids, especially their ringleader Ririka, seem fond of Natsuki, arbitrarily deciding that he’s secretly an assassin sent from the mainland and playing pretend with him based on that premise. Ryuuji is a lot colder to him, and seems to think his showing up at the school at all is an act of condescension. The episode deals in a lot of exposition about the situation on the mainland and the main thing to take away here is that the people of this island have essentially been abandoned. The kids, we’re told, actually did try to evacuate to the mainland and attend school there, but they were treated poorly and through circumstances we’re not given a super clear picture of, they eventually ended back on the island. They actually live at the school, with Ririka in particular spending a lot of late nights essentially camping out on the rooftop as she reads about electricity generation, hoping she might fix the island’s lack of electricity. By episode’s end, Natsuki has some idea of how that might be done, and his radical plan involves salvaging parts from the flooded-over disused windmills (a lovely shot of which serves as the episode’s visual center) and the fact that the school’s second floor floods at high tide.

All told, while this might be the weakest episode so far, the general buildup saves it, as does Atri’s continuing antics. I particularly like the bit here where she insists that she’s a “combat android” and we get a detailed, completely fake, flashback to her last days in “the war.”

Unrelated to the show itself, I want to briefly talk about the OP and ED and specifically the songs used for them. The OP, with a theme by mega-idol group Nogizaka46, is just an absolutely gorgeous thing and I really recommend watching it for yourself even if you have no interest in the show. The part where Atri dances and whips the ball (which later turns into the Moon!) around has such lovely, fluid motion that it’d make the entire project a worthwhile endeavor on its own even if the show itself were a complete throwaway.

But the ED, more specifically its theme, is actually even more interesting to me despite the fact that I like it less. Because it’s by 22/7. Yes, that 22/7, the idol group tied to the multimedia project of the same name, including its profoundly disappointing anime from a few years ago. That anime also had a great OP with some incredible visuals and a fantastic theme song, but the show itself was meandering and mediocre, and I don’t think it’s really stayed in the public consciousness over the past four years. (You’re more likely to find defenders of the earlier slice of life shorts.) Nonetheless, the group itself has stuck around. The ED is significantly cheerier than most of their songs, or at least the ones that I’m familiar with. But it’s pretty good! To be honest I’m just sort of shocked that they’re still active, although I think a good chunk of the original members have since departed (not that odd with idol groups, and I can’t imagine there’s much incentive to stay in 22/7 specifically).

It will be very odd if they end up soundtracking one of my favorite anime of the summer, but they well might! ATRI has tons of potential and I’m eager to see if it lives up to it, each individual episode has had its ups and downs so far, but it’s going to be the aggregate that really makes or breaks the show. I’m hardly the only person to have compared this to the KEY visual novel adaptations of old, and I’ve gotten the feeling that people really want that style back in some capacity. As such, I think there is a real chance for the series to leave a big impression on people. Here’s hoping.

Manga

“Hitokiri” Shoujo, Koushaku Reijou no Goei ni Naru

This manga feels like someone read all of those “I wish somebody would just make a shonen manga with a lesbian as the main character” posts and took it as a challenge, to an almost comical degree.

To wit; the plot is basically a string of excuses for our lead to get into fights. Our lead girl was raised to be the bodyguard of a noble in fantasy-Japan, but before she could actually do that, her would-be master was murdered. The opening pages of the story are thus her getting revenge on this other person’s killer and then fleeing the country to go to fantasy-Europe, where she remains for what exists of the story so far. There, she meets a noblewoman on a train in the midst of said noblewoman getting attacked by assassins and offers her services. The noblewoman agrees to this, and from there forward the manga has, so far, solely been these characters moving from place to place and situation to situation, with bodyguard defending noblewoman (and her maid, a character in her own right) from attack.

All of this is handled in an almost childish fashion. Half of the dialogue consists of people threatening to kill each other. Of the half that remains, half of that half is the main girl explaining to her present opponent how she plans to kill them. This probably sounds like a complaint, but it’s honestly pretty funny. The end result is that our protagonist has such a matter-of-fact approach to murder that the whole manga feels like dry humor. Like, look at all this.

Interestingly, though. The manga implies that all this violence is something that weighs on her mind a lot. There are really only three kinds of scenes where she shows any real emotion, and two of them have to do with murder. For one, during battle, whether she’s being particularly sadistic or enjoying the high of fighting someone who’s an actual match for her.

For another, the one time her charge tries to exonerate her behavior by claiming that she’s not a murderer, our girl actually rather strongly insists that she is, even if what she does isn’t illegal. She seems surprised that anyone would even suggest otherwise.

The only non-violent strong reaction she has to anything is when she meets her future employer, who gets attacked shortly thereafter. We don’t have an inner monologue for her here, so we can’t know for sure what she’s thinking, but this thing is being marketed as a yuri series, so I don’t think I’m off in calling this gay.

All this together, I don’t really know if I’d call “Hitokiri” Shoujo, Koushaku Reijou no Goei ni Naru good exactly, but it’s definitely at least compelling. I’m not sure how much of that is intentional, these apparent character quirks could just as easily be the side effects of the shortcut-heavy nature of the narou-kei scene (and this does appear to have been adapted from a light novel). But with only four chapters out I’m at least willing to give it some time to see where it goes.


That’s all for this week, anime fans! Enjoy this book, as your Bonus Thought.


1: Hi Josh.


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The Weekly Orbit [7/22/24]

The Weekly Orbit is a weekly column collecting and refining my more casual anime- and manga-related thoughts from the previous week. Mostly, these are taken from my tumblr blog, and assume familiarity with the works covered. Be wary of spoilers!


Hello anime fans. I’m going to keep things brief and without too many pictures this week. I’ve been under the weather, so I didn’t have as much time to put this together as I’d have liked. Hopefully I’ll be feeling better when next Monday rolls around.

Anime

Mayonaka Punch – Episode 2

Mayonaka Punch‘s second episode gives us a pretty good notion of the show’s strengths and weaknesses. On the plus side, it’s still very funny, there are a lot of good gags here (mayo-garlic turning out to be a hallucinogen for vampires is probably my favorite of these), and the character dynamics work well when the show isn’t trying to overexplain itself. The art and animation are also top notch, which is good, because it’s always difficult to forecast ahead of time whether or not there will be a fall-off after the first episode.

On a lesser note, though, what the show isn’t as good at is the broad-strokes plot points. This entire episode sort of feels like a weird detour; Masaki, Live, Ichiko, and Fu start a channel called the Chu Chu Girls, find some surprisingly early success, but are then forced to delete it via the intervention of a red-haired vampire named Yuki [Kayano Ai], who Live has some prior history with, and who threatens to rat them out to a figure identified only as “Mother.” This is all well and good, but our girls end up making a second channel—this time without using their vampire abilities—at the end of the episode, so this episode essentially ends in the same place as the last. It feels a bit like we’re skipping ahead and resetting to avoid having to depict these characters getting to actually know each other. There’s a lack of specifics here that I find frustrating, especially when Masaki flashes back to meeting the other two Hyped-Up Girls, and they bond over liking the same kinds of Youtube videos. What those videos are and how they brought them together is left unstated (although I suppose this tracks with the show’s general depiction of Youtube as a thicket of content-for-content’s sake. Not an inaccurate depiction, but certainly not a complete one.)

Still, I’m optimistic. There are strong character moments here, too, like when Masaki returns to her now-empty house after the Hyped-Up Girls have moved out and spends yet another night egosurfing negative comments about her. Additionally, the next episode looks much more gag-focused, and I think if the series sticks to its guns in that way, it will serve it well.

Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian – Episode 3

Less comedic episode this time around. Mostly a flashback so we can learn how Alya and Kuze met. Pretty cute! I like that all Alya really wants is someone to recognize her hard work, that’s cute, and I think it works for the character. Again, this show is firmly still on my “just pretty good” list, but there are worse things to be.

Wistoria: Wand & Sword

Every minute I watch of this I have a nagging thought in the back of my head. Something like “this is fine, but I kind of wish this production team were working on something more innovative.” That’s unfair, because it’s not like if this show didn’t exist all of this polish would be magically going to Tower of God or something else airing right now, but it feels a bit hollow. You could probably get most of what’s genuinely worthwhile out of this show by watching gifs from it on sakugabooru.

I’m going to make a strange extended metaphor, please follow me down this path. Todd in the Shadows, noted Youtube Music Guy, once put forward the theory that there are two categories of pop stars, there are those who get the public interested in their personas and points of view and who will probably be at least somewhat famous forever, and there are those who will only remain in the public eye until their hits run out, and not a day longer.

Oomori Fujino, author of both the manga this is based on and more notably of the Danmachi series is, if we’re comparing creatives in this industry to pop stars—an admittedly dubious comparison, but bear with me here—the second one. His work has craft and fluidity and skill, and those are not by any means worthless things to have, but I am always at least a little cognizant of the fact that I’m seeing the sausage be made as he’s making it. More than just the fact that this series is a pretty direct riff on two other more popular IPs (Harry Potter and Black Clover), I just sort of can’t imagine someone caring all that much about this story on its own terms unless they have severe light novel poisoning. Even then, it mostly sticks out because it uses a number of basic storytelling techniques that actual narou-kei light novels tend to try to shortcut their way through. In other words, he is a consummate professional in a section of the industry presently dominated by amateurs.

This might seem like a weird turnaround because I think my first post on Wistoria came off as much more positive, but this is kind of just a different (arguably more cynical) way to frame what I thought upon finishing the first episode. Whether I phrase it as “wow, this is way better than the other narou-kei fantasy stuff going around right now. The main character has an actual motivation, clearly laid-out obstacles to overcome, and there’s not a pop-up stat screen in sight” or “It’s pretty grim that this is so much better than the other narou-kei fantasy stuff going around right now just because the main character has an actual motivation, clearly laid-out obstacles to overcome, and there aren’t any pop-up stat screens in sight” is kind of a matter of semantics. We will see if I manage to actually develop a strong opinion on this show by the time it ends, assuming I finish it.

Code Geass: Rozé of The Recapture

I don’t have a ton to say here. I appreciated the further ties back to the original series and the ever-more-absurd mecha action.

I think there’s an interesting discussion to be had about the contrast drawn between Toumi’s [Chiba Shouya] successful sacrifice, framed as heroic and worthwhile and even met with a salute, vs. the (failed) sacrifice performed by the bigoted Britannian commander whose name I’ve already forgotten. Obviously, within the literal text of the narrative Toumi is completely in the right while the commander is completely in the wrong, but it does draw attention to Code Geass‘ nationalist overtones, which are as much a part of the work as the things I actually like about it (most other parts of it, honestly. I’ve gone on at length before how weak I am to campy bullshit) are.

Bye, Bye Earth – Episode 2

Two episodes in, in what I suspect is probably the more indicative of the two we’ve had so far. My main takeaway from this episode was how much it reminded me of, surprisingly enough, Kino’s Journey.

Here, Belle journeys to Park City on the first step of her quest to become a Nomad and find her people. The Kino comparison sprang to mind because there’s an odd morality play sort of setup here. The City is divided in two, the good Topdogs and evil Underdogs, who live in different sections of it, but something about the specific use of “good and evil” here is….funny. Especially since the Priestess-King Rawhide [Tsuda Kenjirou & Satou Setsuji], who Belle eventually meets and forms a contract with, seems to embody both of them, there’s a sort of duality thing going on here.

My overall impression is honestly just that this is a very particular series going for a very particular thing. This is probably down to the age of the work—the Kino’s Journey analogue is less ridiculous than it may seem given the vintage of the original novels—and where this genre, the traveler story, has gone since. I am interested to see what the next step in Belle’s journey looks like, since it seems she will have to duel a centaur next week.

SHOSHIMIN: How to Become Ordinary

If I could identify any coherent thesis behind SHOSHIMIN Series, it’s how the world is often unfair and cruel to those who don’t fit in. Implicitly, then, it is also about how the world is often unfair and cruel to neurodivergent people. In fact, if I can identify a commonality among the conversations here, it’s that none of these people are “normal,” and they are continuously striving for a normalcy that they don’t have. Often by trying to impose it on others. Such a thing is common among friend groups with a lot of neurodivergent people in them, unless care is taken to avoid it.

The extremely mundane “detective work” provides something of a hook (and while I haven’t seen it, I believe it also calls back to the author’s previous series), but these are only indirectly, I think, related to the show’s actual point. Who can say, though? It might have some other cards to play, SHOSHIMIN remains an intriguingly circumspect work, the kind to make you resort to two-word chestnuts like “intriguingly circumspect.”

My Deer Friend Nokotan – Episode 2

How do you raise the stakes when your character dynamic already consists of a complete weirdo and the comparative straight-man forced to bounce off of her? Why, you add another weirdo of course. Thus, we meet Koshi-tan’s little sister Anko [Tanabe Rui] here. Anko is a bit less fundamentally unknowable than Nokotan (who accordingly has her implicit eldritch-ness toned down a little here, since it doesn’t work with the structure of this episode so much), but she’s about as much a force of nature.

I like Anko. Siscon characters are way overdone by now, but having one fits with the show’s ’00s comedy vibe and Anko is significantly scarier than is the norm for her archetype. She spends the (weaker) first half of the episode swearing revenge on Nokotan because she has it in her head that the deer has somehow stolen her sister’s virginity, a misconception that Nokotan herself of course does nothing to dispel. I am sad to report that whatever else may be said about me, if you have an anime character accuse her sister of making a “love nest” for herself and a deer, I will still find it pretty funny.

The second half of the episode is the real highlight here, though, as Anko and Nokotan compete in an absurd quiz show wherein Nokotan will have to be “deported” to a wildlife park if she loses. The subject of the show is, of course, Koshi-tan, and thus the episode once again gets most of its charge from humiliating its main character. Eventually, Anko, on the brink of losing, unleashes a flurry of kunai (where did she get those from? Who knows) on Nokotan, and while she dodges most of them with ease, she takes a bullet for Koshitan, and is promptly mourned by Koshi-tan and the rest of the cast with all the fanfare of Elmer Fudd weeping over Bugs Bunny. Meanwhile, she’s up in Deer Heaven, meeting with Deer God (not the subtitle group) and getting kicked back to Earth for unknowable reasons.

All told, a solid episode in a solid series, and I like the twist that Anko and Nokotan become friends at the end. My assumption is that life is not about to get any easier for Koshi-tan.

Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines! – Episode 2

This was fantastic! Much more of a straightforward harem comedy than the first episode (except for that scene near the end), but a very good one, so I can hardly complain. Lemon [Wakayama Shion] is a wonderful character and I think she might be my favorite of the main 3 girls, I suppose we’ll have to see how things shake out with Chika, the short girl from the literature club. Some people will be put off by the comparatively horny nature of the first half of this episode. I can’t really pretend I care, much, personally. I thought it was pretty damn funny. (“But Nukumizu, it’s just us girls here!” can only be the result of truly intense heat stroke. Or maybe it’s foreshadowing and this will somehow turn into the first harem anime to star a trans girl. Anything is possible!)

Also, the nurse! Casually mentions having fucked in what is now her own office back when she was a student (possibly with the other woman who’s now her coworker?)! Wiretaps her office! Has a shipping chart! Most of the meta stuff from this episode came from her and she seems like she’ll be a great supporting character going forward.

The scene at the end of the episode where Lemon deals with her heartbreak by running laps after sunset is phenomenal, and I think if the show can continue hitting those sorts of emotional beats it’ll easily make my personal Top 5 by the end of the year.

2.5 Dimensional Seduction – Episode 3

I thought this was….fine, I suppose. I remain undecided on if the few things this show does well are worth putting up with the parts where it’s obviously lacking.

In this episode Mikari [Kitou Akari], the obligate normie girl in the harem who we met last week, does a cospaly shoot with Masamune and Ririsa. There is a little kernel of real feeling in how Mikari relates to Miriella, the character she’s cosplaying, because the character could never tell Ashford how she felt, and Mikari herself can’t be straightforward with Masamune, so she relates to her in that way. That said, sitting with it for a minute made me just think about how the various in-universe anime in Dress-Up Darling aren’t a contrived bespoke metaphor for part of the main plot in that series, and how they thus feel much more like real anime that could exist in some alternate timeline than the fairly thin picture of Ashword Wars that the show’s given us so far. I can also imagine the target audience actually finding the stuff in Dress-Up Darling hot, which, just to be super blunt, is not the case here. The visual chops just aren’t there, so the show is failing even in its intended basic goals.

A small point in the show’s favor is that I think this whole mana infusion thing is a crack about Fate/stay Night, which, hey, that’s something. Even then, that’s also kind of a weirdly dated reference point for a show in 2024, even keeping in mind that the manga is 5 years old.

There remains something broadly structurally impressive about most of the show being set in a single room with only a few characters, but it also makes the series feel kind of claustrophobic. This is a cousin of the same problem the Giji Harem anime is having right now. It’s not as severe here, but one does get the distinct sense that this probably works better in print where there’s not as much of a sense of place as in an anime. It’s also extremely languid in pace, and compared to how well-structured the other romcoms airing this season are that’s a very notable weakness. Although at the end of the episode, our leads stay overnight at school to get work on a cosROM done, which is a nice interruption from what has quickly become this series’ norm.

All this said, I think I am fairly close to dropping this. It doesn’t hold a candle to Makeine obviously, but it’s also not nearly as good as Roshidere, an equally low-stakes romcom with a horny streak that, despite its vastly different premise, is just handling itself with much more confidence and style than this has so far.

Wonderful Precure – Episode 25

This is a very fun and antics-heavy episode. I particularly like Mayu’s ongoing quest to play matchmaker with Satoru and Iroha (up to “narrating his inner thoughts” at one, hilarious point).

Mayu helping Yuki into the water is really cute until Komugi (intentionally) ruins the moment. I also quite liked their fight against the sea turtle garugaru and the nice “wonder of nature” moment with the normal sea turtle afterward toward the end of the episode.

Wonderful Precure has just kind of been quietly tossing off great episodes for a while now, and I’m a little sad that I haven’t always had the presence of mind to talk about them. This is not as hands-down excellent as the episode from a few weeks back where we finally get some hint as to who our main villain might be, but it was still very good, and next week’s episode promises to be so as well.


And that’s about all I’ve got for you, today. As today’s Bonus Thought, I’ll ask you to ponder this screencap, also from Wonderful Precure. I don’t know what it is, maybe lingering affection for that one OG Transformers episode? But something makes protagonists surfing inherently very funny to me. Maybe you agree.

“She will never be surfing.”
Spits out cereal.

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The Weekly Orbit [7/15/24]

Hello, anime fans! Premiere season is finally over here at Magic Planet Anime, which means I can finally get back into the regular groove of things after mostly covering premieres for the last two weeks. There’s still one more article in the pipe—you guys should be seeing it tomorrow, unless something’s gone wrong—but for the most part we’re back in our regular schedule.


Code Geass: Rozé of the Recapture – Episode 3

This was a pretty good episode, although Rozé is visibly straining against the limits of the 12-episode format at this point, cramming in tons of major twists and more lighthearted subplots into the 24 minute space of a single episode that can make the series feel a little claustrophobic.

The end result is that this episode feels very diced-up and fragmented, like a dozen little shards of stories are being laid all in a row.

That said, the effect works surprisingly well! Not having the original Code Geass‘ space to laze about and really revel in its contradictions is definitely hurting the show a bit, but I don’t think it’s to the point where it’s a major problem, at least not yet. Also, there were rare amounts of Gender in this episode; Sakuya lounging about in bed, dressing up as a maid, using her real voice while boymoding, etc. All very good. I’m also interested about the new knights we’re very briefly introduced to in the episode’s start.

As for the main thing; the child-emperor of Britannia is dead, and it seems like Sakura is going to be placed on the throne as a puppet for our local Char knockoff, Lord Noland [Yasumoto Hiroki]. This implies to me that he probably knows she’s not the real Sakuya, which makes things interesting. It’s fun to see how Rozé tries to skirt around the limitations of its runtime with regard to this kind of thing specifically. Norland’s plan to kill Callis and replace him with Sakuya would’ve been given several episodes of buildup in the original Code Geass. Here it’s all left to implication, making the entire thing feel all the more sudden.

All of this pales to the real revelation in this episode: LELOUCH IS HERE AND THEY GAVE HIM LINES AND EVERYTHING AND IT WAS JUST A FLASHBACK BUT I DON’T CARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FUCKIN BOY!

That is the least formal writing you will ever read on this blog. Please revel in it.

Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian – Episode 2

This episode clarifies for us that Suou, who we met last week, is actually Kuze’s sister, and is also significantly less prim and proper than we might’ve been initially led to believe.

She’s an incorrigible faux-(or is it even faux?)-brocon and arguably even more of an otaku than her brother. I am Not Really Into This, suffice to say, but on the flip side, any texture is good for a romcom that’s working this tightly within a formula. Suou does not seem to be a particularly complex character (maybe that will change as the show goes on) but her sheer meanness is funny enough. She really delights in teasing Alya over her closeness to Kuze. Alya has no idea of course, that the source of this closeness is that they’re siblings, and she in fact assumes that they’re dating. (This is less unbelievable than it might seem given that the two use different surnames and don’t seem to be living together. My guess is that their parents are separated.)

This flows nicely into the main setting of the episode, a mall, where Alya runs into the siblings while they’re out shopping and gets roped into visiting a novelty spicy ramen restaurant. An admirable amount of visual polish goes into conveying how unpalatably hot the ramen is, but I will admit that this whole scene was a bit of a shrug for me.

I can’t help but notice that Alya’s Russian has already been relegated to a plot device. Alya mutters in Russian about wanting him to be her running mate in the student council election, and it really seems like he eventually will. Other than this it’s mostly relegated to a couple basic jokes during the ramen scene.

Alya herself remains a delight, though. At one point she and Kuze spend time clothes shopping and she gets hooked on him praising her outfits, only to collapse into an anxious ball when Suou shows up again.

Her walleyed expressions throughout this episode are also pretty endearing, and she’s the main character whose interiority here doesn’t come off as slightly forced. Contrast the siblings, who are here given an out of place melancholic flashback that I don’t think this show really has the weight to handle.

Roshidere still isn’t amazing or anything (and I could really do without the Single Egregious Ecchi Scene in each episode, they throw the whole vibe off) but I’m having fun with it, mostly off the strength of its cast, and I’m interested to see where this all goes.

This week’s ED theme is a sugary sweet cover of “Kawaii-te Gomen” (something like “Sorry I’m So Cute~”, apparently) by The HoneyWorks. I actually quite like this song, and Uesaka Sumire‘s cover of it here is a nice if straightforward take on the original.

Quality Assurance in Another World – Episode 2

This was not nearly as interesting as the first episode, but it was alright! Once it became clear that this is just a variant on Sword Art Online‘s setup I will admit that I lost some interest, but I’m going to stick with it a bit longer to see if it can gain that interest back. I liked this episode’s villain being a guy dressed up like Black-Iron Tarkus from Dark Souls, and he and his skinny friend do a bit to establish that most of Haga’s fellow QA people are pretty twisted this far into their being abandoned / purposely left in the game / whatever is going on.

I will say I think Haga’s insistence that if he just keeps doing his job he’ll eventually get home is the one thing that I’m hanging onto, here, because it’s a good metaphor for how being stuck in a dead-end job can feel and I think that’s on purpose. So hopefully the series has more tricks up its sleeve to come.

Oshi No Ko Season 2 – Episode 2

One of the central ideas of Oshi no Ko is that being in a creative field can absolutely suck. Perhaps that it even does usually suck, as a rule. So it is with “Game of Telephone”, the second episode of the show’s second season. As revealed at the end of the last episode, Abiko [Sakura Ayane], the mangaka for Demon’s Blade, hates the play’s script.

There’s a fun duality to the comedic and tragic sides of this episode. On the one hand, the fact that Abiko, a very weird little woman who brushes her teeth with double toothbrushes when she needs to do it quickly and dresses in decidedly dated attire, has everyone running scared is pretty funny. On the other hand, Abiko, as the original creator of a very successful work, wields a lot of power over the play, which she uses to eventually dislodge the pseudonymous scriptwriter GOA [Ono Daisuke] from his position, threatening to pull the right to make the play in the first place if she’s not allowed to simply do the script all over again herself.

GOA is, of course, devastated, and he can’t even get his name taken off the play so he’s not being falsely credited. One of Oshi no Ko‘s simplest shots to date is just him, sitting in his dimly lit apartment by himself, clearly doing fine financially but creatively deeply unfulfilled. It’s sad stuff.

And yet, Abiko isn’t entirely unsympathetic here either despite how she absolutely lays into GOA. Her passion that her work be translated accurately to other media is clearly genuine, and there is, of course, the little fact that Oshi no Ko itself was originally a manga. So there is some amount of sympathy for her point of view built into the series just inherently. (I’ve seen it suggested that Abiko is supposed to be a skewering of a certain kind of entitled mangaka or even some mangaka in particular, but I just don’t see it, especially considering that Akasaka Aka is pretty opinionated about his work in his own right.)

All told, this is a compelling episode in its own right and a solid twist to what was set up last episode. We end on Akane taking Aquamarine—who has professed to be disinterested in theater—out to see a 2.5D play of the type they’ll be putting on. I cannot wait to see what that looks like.

Anime – Non-Seasonal

This was fun! Despite the way Magic Knight Rayearth is often described as a mix of magical girl, mecha, and isekai genres, it most strongly comes off as a fairly straightforward heroic fantasy thing, at least so far. It’s such an old-school fantasy thing that Acquiring Legendary Weapons and Getting Out of The Monster Forest are whole-episode quests in of themselves.

The pacing of these early episodes is surprisingly hyperactive for the vintage of the show, which I find interesting. Also, the character animation is really bouncy and I like the amount of chibi cuts.

I also must confess to loving the evil sorceress Alcyone [Amano Yuri]. Her design is like 50% purple spheres by volume, it’s fantastic.

All three main girls are a lot of fun. So far Fuu [Kasahara Hiroko] has gotten the most focus and I like her fairly analytical personality, although it’s funny that even 30 years ago isekai protagonists were comparing the world they end up in against video games they’ve played. (There are a lot of differences obviously, but this similarity struck me and a friend1 who I was watching with as funny.) Episode 3 is a focus episode for her, wherein our main group meets the chronic liar / wandering swordsman Ferio [Yamazaki Takumi]. Despite initial skepticism she ends up falling for him, it’s cute, and believable! It also involves Fuu shooting one of her magic arrows into a big rock that turns things into monsters, so that’s pretty great too.

Going back a bit, episode 2 features a pretty involved scene where our girls take down a mud golem. I really liked it, as the way they lead it into a small pond where it dissolves. I think a lesser show would just take it for granted that our girls could defeat these things and not really bother showing us any details.

I was decidedly not a fan of the racial humor in the second episode, though, which caught me very off-guard. (It consists of the smith character fantasizing about capturing her enemies and doing so with some stereotypical Native American / boiling pot imagery, admittedly iconography nicked from old, racist American cartoons most likely, but still. Eugh.) and I’m hoping that’s the end of that.

Anyway, it’s a solid show overall! Excited to watch more whenever the aforementioned friend and I end up having the time.


That’s all for this week. I leave you with the following Bonus Thought. I’ve been forgetting to do these lately, shame on me!


1: Hi Josh


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Seasonal First Impressions: Being There For Roshidere in ALYA SOMETIMES HIDES HER FEELINGS IN RUSSIAN

Seasonal First Impressions is a column where I detail my thoughts, however brief or long, about a currently-airing anime’s first episode or so.


The girl-with-a-gimmick romcom is a staple of the modern seasonal anime environment. Several times a year, we are given the opportunity to watch an earnest but somewhat emotionally dim boy attempt to win the affections of a girl who has some standout quirky trait. Some of these traits are quirkier than others.

Being honest, I rarely touch this kind of thing. Occasionally, as in the case of My Dress-Up Darling, I will develop an affection for them because the characters work well together. Sometimes, as in The Girl I Like Forgot Her Glasses, they are simply strange in a way that is only tangentially connected to their setup. A lot of the time, though, as in the case of say, Shikimori’s Not Just a Cutie, I just find them vaguely grating, usually because the quirk isn’t actually that interesting. To go back to that comic we just mentioned, Shikimori, which began life as a Twitter comic, tried to hitch its entire series to the fact that Shikimori herself was nebulously masculine in some way, which mostly just meant that she was athletic and nominally good at keeping her extremely feminine boyfriend out of danger. The best parts of the series had nothing to do with her.

Since Shikimori, I’ve mostly avoided actually talking about these shows on this blog (again, with the exception of Glasses Girl, may it rest in Hell), because more than most anime, I’m keenly aware that I am way out of the target demographic of these things, which is teenage boys who are just discovering love and attraction for the first time. Most other popular genres of anime are also aimed at teenage boys, but most of these; battle shonen, for example, have a sizable peripheral demographic that also enjoy them, because things like “people with cool powers fight” transcend experience somewhat. In those cases, I’m at least somewhat a part of that periphery. That isn’t the case with gimmick romcoms. I’ve just never been able to get there.

Nonetheless, I’ve made an active effort this season toward pushing myself to write about things I’d normally pass over, and Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian, alias Roshidere, is part of that. Ultimately, all of what I’ve called gimmicks when discussing these anime are actually aspects of some kind of romantic (and/or sexual) fantasy. You want an otaku girlfriend, you tune in to Dress-Up Darling. You want a cool girlfriend who’s more assertive than you, you put on Shikimori. You want a weird baby-creature that looks like she was drawn by an alien, you watch The Girl I Like Forgot Her Glasses. All of this is pretty straightforward, and Roshidere centers a trope that’s so obvious that I’m a little shocked I’ve never seen one of these anime use it as their main thing before; the fantasy of dating the hot foreign chick in your class. Most classes in my experience do not actually have hot foreign chicks, but having been a boy up to a certain point, I can attest that unfortunately, teenage boys will make do by being exoticizing weirdos about almost anyone who looks different from them. Thankfully for the basic palatability of this show, Kuze Masachika [Amasaki Kouhei] does not have to be an exoticizing weirdo. He is our lead character, and, quite unlike every teenage boy I personally knew growing up, the hot foreign girl in his class is actually interested in him. (The Hot Foreign Girl In My Class is Actually Interested in Me?! would be a workable alternate title for this anime. I’m glad it’s not called that because its real title is better, but in a nearby reality that’s just slightly worse than ours, that’s the name of the show I’m writing about today.)

Alisa Mikhailovna Kujou [major Russophile Uesaka Sumire, in what I must imagine is a dream role], nicknamed Alya, is our title character. She thinks Kuze, a complete nerd who spends his time playing gacha games and watching late-night anime, is pretty cute. It’s easy to be uncharitable about this kind of series, and I think I’ve been a bit hard on them so far, so I want to head an easy non-criticism off at the pass; this is not “proof that the writer has never talked to a woman” or whatever in of itself. I met my girlfriend on a message board because we were talking about Gundam 00, and our case is far from unique. Girls can like nerdy guys, and given who this series was written by and for, it makes complete sense that Alya is one such girl. To give her further credit, while Kuze does not have the most striking design in the world, he’s passingly handsome, fairly funny, and is considerate of others’ feelings. Together, the two have a nice, snarky repartee going. As the viewer, I can put myself enough in her shoes to understand what she sees in him.

Our basic premise is very simple here. These two sit next to each other in class. Alya is very straight-laced and is on the student council. Kuze is an otaku who doesn’t give much a damn about school. They have a lot of comedic back and forth. Kuze will do something foolish or nerdy; fall asleep during a chemistry lesson, start playing a gacha game during a between-class break, etc. Alya will chastise him, and they will have some mildly witty exchange. After which she will say something to herself in Russian that reveals her true feelings, hence the show’s title. So far, so simple, and even on this level the two do have a nice little rhythm going. But there’s a complication; unbeknownst to Alya, Kuze also speaks Russian. He can’t bring himself to actually admit this, because he assumes Alya would be deathly embarrassed that Kuze knows that she’s been calling him a cutie or what-have-you in another language this entire time. It’s a fun little dynamic, and it comes off as a bit of a lightly Kaguya-sama-inspired element in that it makes a sort of layered mind game thing (albeit one with very low stakes) part of the narrative. The two aren’t explicitly thinking of this as a race to make the other person confess their feelings first, but there’s something loosely like that happening as a result of this twist.

(Incidentally, I’ve decided this deserves an entire parenthetical aside. When Kuze is rolling on the gacha in something that’s clearly Fate Grand Order, he pulls the in-universe game’s version of Tsukuyomi, who looks basically identical to Alya aside from having fox ears. Alya questions the design, wondering why she has silver hair, and Kuze replies that it’s probably an allusion to the color of the Moon, but brushes the question off as unimportant because the fact that she’s cute matters more. Alya mutters to herself, in Russian, that she has silver hair too, and calls him a “cheater.” This matters to me because it’s a rather rare example of an anime explicitly calling attention to, and confirming the in-universe reality of, unconventional hair colors. This is maybe the most fascinating thing in the show, and I don’t say that as an insult. It’s especially odd because most of the other characters have very realistic hair tones. Before she said that line, I assumed her silver-white hair was intended to be a stylized blonde and didn’t really question it. A later scene even implies that this might actually be the case, so, what gives? It doesn’t ultimately matter, but it will distract me. Anime hair color is one of those things that is just endlessly interesting to me.)

A recurring thought I had while watching this is that both Kuze and Alya struggle to honestly express themselves, and in attempting to do so, lapse into extremely goofy behavior, hiding their feelings not so much in any specific language but in jokes, and just generally screwing around with each other. Sometimes this is cute, sometimes this sees the show lapse into shameless cliché. Something that very much teeters on the edge is the requisite Fanservice Bit, here toward the end of the episode, where the situation contrives itself such that Alya is sitting with one of her stockings removed in a classroom that only herself and Kuze are present in. She teases him (again) and things end with the camera spending way too much time on her foot and a panty shot that was so sudden that it felt like a jumpscare. (She also kicks him in the face, but that’s a lot less surprising.) I’m not going to criticize the show just for attempting to be salacious, but there’s something about the integration of it into the other material that feels jarring. Then again, as I keep saying, I’m not the horny teenage boy that this kind of thing is aimed at anymore. I dimly remember being like that, a period of my life where I would’ve defended Love Hina to the death as an important work of art because there’s, like, dude, there’s totally a scene where you can see Motoko in a hot spring, but not only is it hard to return to that mentality some 15 years later, I don’t really have any desire to. Does this stuff work for its target audience? I have no idea, if it does, good for them. I don’t wanna see Alya’s feet.

On the other hand, that light mind game element is still present even during this scene, and I think if they had played the whole thing a little more subtly it might have felt a little less out of place. In the middle of all this, and in between freaking out about Girl Legs, Kuze has a stray thought where he basically psychoanalyzes Alya and tries to get to the bottom of why she’s doing this whole muttering-in-Russian thing in the first place. Are his conclusions correct? Who knows! But I like that even during what’s probably its scene that is most easy to object to, the show still treats Alya as a character.

On the other other hand, there are also areas where the show feels more like it’s objectifying Alya, and really the female half of the cast in general, than treating them like people.1 During a scene in the school cafeteria, one of Kuze’s friends, a kid with a shaved head named Maruyama Takeshi [Sakai Koudai], is a fountain of what sometimes gets called locker room talk. He talks about Alya and two other characters and how badly he wishes he had a shot with them, he ranks the three, preferring Kuze’s childhood friend Suou Yuki [Maruoka Wakana], and just generally acts like an ass. My initial impression was that we were supposed to sort of think this guy was a loser. In light of the scene described above, and just the fact that Roshidere lingers on this guy’s yapping for so long, I’m less sure. This, to me, was much grosser than the whole foot thing. A series does not need to explicitly condemn characters like this in order to be good, but in context with everything else, it does make me see Roshidere in a slightly less charitable light.

Ultimately, it doesn’t matter. I can appreciate a fair number of aspects of this show, certainly. I haven’t talked much about its presentation, but said presentation is quite solid. “A high school” is perhaps the most ISO standard setting in anime, but Roshidere‘s feels distinct and has a genuine sense of place. This is also true of the flashback scenes, late in the episode, that depict a young Kuze hanging out with a person who is probably a young Alya in a park at dusk. The “chase sequence” that ends the episode is also pretty strikingly directed and animated, and I’ll admit to being a sucker for strong action sequences in non-action shows. It feels worth noting as well that the OP is a ridiculous, incredibly elaborate thing that promises all sorts of fantastical scenarios that, barring some sort of full-on genre shift (wouldn’t that be interesting), we will never get in the show itself. The ED—apparently one of twelve, they’re giving this the Monogatari treatment—is similarly grandiose. These sequences are fun on their own, but their presence feels telling, in a way, as though the story’s actual charms weren’t quite considered enough to carry it. (Some might remember I had basically the same thought with regard to Shikimori‘s elaborate fantasy OP. These two shows come from some of the same people at Doga Kobo, which may have something to do with it.)

On the writing side, I like a majority of Alya and Kuze’s dynamic, and some of the ancillary characters seem like they’ll eventually be fun to follow even if Takeshi is absolutely unbearable. I bring all this up to say, I might actually finish this! It’s entirely possible I don’t, we have a busy season ahead of us and most of what I’m looking forward to the most still hasn’t premiered, but it’s not impossible. Even if I do, though, this series isn’t for me, to an even greater degree than most of what I cover on this site. So I again have to come back to my keen awareness that what I think of it just doesn’t matter that much. Ultimately what I specifically think of any anime doesn’t matter that much. (If it did, Healer Girl would be widely hailed as a modern classic.) Still, much more than usual, I find myself with a shortage of strong opinions here. I’m sure it will do fine in a broader sense. But will it appear on Magic Planet Anime again? Who knows, stranger things have happened.


1: Some people would read this line and ask, “isn’t that what every anime like this does?” To which I would reply no, it really is not.


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