Month: December 2022

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Ranking Every 2022 Anime I Actually Finished from Worst to Best – Part 3

“Ranking Every Anime” is a yearly, multi-part column where I rank every single anime I finished from a given year, from the very worst to the absolute best. Expect spoilers for all anime covered.

In some ways, this is the hardest part of the list to write. The stuff I liked pretty much without reservation, but which I still felt didn’t quite make the very top. But honestly, what else is there to say? At this point, you all know what you’re in for. Let’s get to the “solidly good to great” part of the list.

#17. The Case Study of Vanitas: Part 2

Remember 2022 as a banner year for the anime vampire. Two of the three shows on this list that involve them come primarily from the same hand, Tomoyuki Itamura, yet, they couldn’t be more different. 

The Case Study of Vanitas, which entered its second season back in January, is fundamentally a dark fantasy series. It’s tinged with romance, drama, and sly humor, but everything is filtered through the church glass that composes its specific brand of vampiric fantasia. 

Of course, the actual reason, so far as I can gather, that most people like Vanitas, is its shameless sensuality. Yes, this is probably the only thing on the list I’m going to outright praise for being horny, even as it ranks higher on the Problematic-o-Meter than most things I watch. Do you like men? Women? Both? Vanitas has a character or six for you to mercilessly simp for, and I do consider that something of a positive, if done in a way that makes emotional sense, as it does here. The vast reservoirs of easily-flustered bisexuals in the world are an untapped resource, some might say.

But on top of that, Vanitas’ second season also has a pretty compelling actual plot, featuring closed-off secluded worlds of snow, haunted by a twisted take on the already-spooky tale of the Beast of Gevaudan. The series’ gothic sensibility serves it well, here, as the sweetness that lightened up much of the first season turns decidedly sickly. (And even so, there’s still quite a lot of steaminess in the second season. Seriously, if you’re into that kind of thing you owe it to yourself to watch this.)

#16. ESTAB LIFE: Great Escape

If there’s a unifying thread for the anime of 2022, it might just be that a lot of them were really fucking weird. Novelty of premise is pretty easy to come by in anime, a medium that, moreso than many others, is pretty unashamed of its inherently pulp nature and will often race to the bottom to come up with the most bizarre thing possible to get more eyeballs on a project. Even so, Estab Life stands out for strangeness not just of premise but of execution. How many anime this year were both all-CG affairs and had an episode about the Penguin Stasi? As far as I know, Estab Life is the only one.

Sporting some strange mix of the traveler story genre, a droll-as-hell sense of humor, and decent action anime fundamentals, Estab Life surely stands out as one of the year’s most singular offerings, revolving as it does around a group of “extractors” whose job is to spirit away those unhappy with their lot in a bizarro future dystopia to one of the many other future dystopias—a collection of them now makes up what was once Japan. Even the stylistics and actual narrative aside, there simply aren’t too many anime with transgender yakuza magical girls and giant Facebook Like thumbs in them. But maybe you’re the sort who prioritizes character writing, in which case, I would point you to the fact that resident slime girl Martese is a curiously-compelling lesbian slime girl tomboy, team lead Equa is a quietly commanding presence, and even many of the show’s one-off characters are pretty interesting.

Estab Life is certainly not perfect (I am not huge on how Feres, my favorite of the main trio, is the one with by a fair shake the least amount of character development), but it’s compellingly weird and worth a watch. Incredibly, this strange little train hasn’t stopped rolling. We’re allegedly waiting on a mobile game, as well as a film with the tentative title Revenger’s Road. See you again soon, extractors?

#15. Do It Yourself!!

If the adage holds true that to build a city, one must start with a brick, surely the same is true for homes and the furniture that decorates them.

Thus, very broadly, is the premise of Do It Yourself!!, a gentle iyashikei—one of a few this year—about do-it-yourself crafts, mostly woodworking. The series is packed with enough goofy-pun character names that it might give you the impression that this is a slapstick of some sort. (The lead is named Yua Serufu, and her okay-they-don’t-say-they’re-in-love-but-they-pretty-obviously-are-at-least-crushing-on-each-other crush is a girl named Suride “Purin”, who attends a techy academy where she learns how to….3D print things. Goodness.) 

There is an element of that; Serufu herself is pretty dang clumsy, and her pratfalls are treated as amusing slipups more often than not, but DIY!!’s real core is about how making things for yourself is irreplaceable, not just as a skill but as a passion. It’d be easy for the show to swerve from there into a rote “technology bad” message, but it never really even approaches doing so, and there are even a few scenes that showcase synthesis of cutting-edge technology and traditional crafts.

Indeed, the focus is on that spirit of craftsmanship itself, apropos from another visual treat from the studio Pine Jam, whose strong central staff seem to have developed a habit of putting out a show that simply looks amazing about once a year. (Whether that show is any good otherwise is another question, see Gleipnir near the bottom of the 2020 list.) This is apropos too for the year that brought machine art to the public sphere of discourse. It’s a topic that is probably not going away any time soon, but DIY neatly sidesteps any similar question with its own answer; isn’t there plenty of joy to be found in the process of creation itself?

#14. My Master Has No Tail

Is Rakugo having a bit of a moment? Probably not, but My Master Has No Tail airing in the same year that brought us the unexpected Jump hit Akane-banashi made me think. The two aren’t really terribly similar, but they share a key piece of subject matter in the traditional Japanese comedic storytelling art.

Our protagonist, Mameda, is a tanuki infatuated with the art form, since inspiring strong emotions via telling tales is a form of “tricking” people. But what begins as a fairly straightforward comedy / niche interest manga reveals itself to have a beating heart focused on Mameda’s own place in the world, and that of other beings like herself. (Her master Bunko is a kitsune, for example.) In the process, it places not just specifically these stories but, in a broader way, all popular stories, in a specific cultural context. Specific episodes deal with the process of passing artistic traditions on from master to pupil, and with Japan’s transitional Taisho period as a time when old things—both old ways and creatures like Bunko and Mameda themselves—are being lost to the tide of modernism. In this sense, there’s a surprising edge of slight melancholy to My Master Has No Tail.

Even so, this is primarily a comedy, and it’s a pretty good one. Both the rakugo itself and Mameda’s own antics are a light brand of amusing that never feels like it’s overstaying its welcome, even with the series’ absolute dumbest jokes. (One of the character’s nicknames being “Butt”, anyone?)

#13. Princess Connect! Re:Dive Season 2

It often comes across as a backhanded compliment to say that an anime’s best trait is that it just looks really good. It feels like you’re implying a deficiency in some other area. But if that’s ever the case, it certainly isn’t so for the second season of Princess Connect! Re:Dive, which thundered back after a year’s absence way back in Winter to blow basically every other isekai anime that aired this year out of the water. (It’s the last example of the genre you’ll find on this list, in fact.)

That said; this doesn’t mean that the story isn’t also worthwhile—it’s actually quite interesting, a novel take on the genre that manages to make it feel meaningful and substantive again in a year that was absolutely swamped with mediocre isekai. But, of course, the visuals and the writing go hand in hand. Princess Connect’s sideways spin on the genre means nothing without its phenomenal visuals; in particular, the fight scenes give a real weight to its fantasy heroics in the series’ latter half. What you have with Princess Connect is the Proper Noun Machine Gun on full autofire; the series builds on so many classic tropes, both from isekai and from fantasy adventure in general, that it risks drowning in them. But that never happens, it just builds and builds and builds, until its final stretch lights up into a blazing, spectacular show of fireworks. More than anything, this one is a treat for the chuunis out there. All spectacle, but pure killer, a whirling show of pyrotechnics that is never less than a total blast.

#12. Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club Season 2

The dream lives on! While its younger sister Superstar floundered in the season that followed, Nijigasaki High School Idol Club made a strong return this year. Its second season wasn’t the blow-the-doors-open affair that its first was back in 2020, but the anime’s personable sense of purehearted sincerity remained even as it dipped into ever so slightly more dramatic territory. Old characters paired up into duos while new ones took the spotlight as solo stars, in a turn that somehow managed to do what Superstar failed to despite the higher character count overall. Most notably, two equally-fun polar opposites; the queen diva / secret idol otaku Lanzhu, and the introverted Shioriko, who has to be convinced to not prematurely give up on her fledgling dream of being an idol. Smaller character arcs like “Nana” finally giving up the facade and revealing to the whole school that yes, she is Setsuna, provide a nice cherry on the sundae, tinged with a slight bitterness not rooted in the series itself, but in the news that her voice actor won’t be returning to the role. If she had to leave, this was a good note to end on.

Nijigasaki’s remains a world where anyone can be an idol. There’s a kind of beauty in that, and the show’s strength comes from playing it very well. Even still, 2022 was home to more than one legitimately great idol anime, and I hope you do like idols and other girls who make music, because these aren’t the last ones on the list by a long shot. But first, something a little more….violent.

#11. Akiba Maid War

Is it a yakuza series? A deeply ridiculous comedy? Why not both? In a year of anime making the most out of completely absurd premises, Akiba Maid War might’ve gotten the most blood from its particular stone. On the surface there’s not anything terribly special about something deciding to subvert the old moe’ tropes by making the girls that embody them engage in mob war violence, and if that’s all AMW were doing it would be way farther back on the list. 

On top of that, this is also another entry that feels unstuck in time. People don’t really remember this whole trend anymore, but there was a wave of these anti-moe comedies around the turn of the new millennium, where much of the joke was simply that the characters enacting the absurd hyper-violence were cute girls. Most of them weren’t really particularly funny and have accordingly lost their charge now that the thing they were parodying is simply the norm. Fortunately, because Maid War clearly loves all of its influences, it manages to paradoxically pull off being that kind of slapstick-with-firearms comedy, a fairly played-straight yakuza series, and even sometimes genuinely cute, all without really even breaking a sweat. 

The sheer amount of small touches in this thing helps, too. My favorite example being the fact that most of the one-off maid characters who (spoiler alert, here) tend to get killed at the end of their episode are voiced by famous seiyuu. The crowning example being Aya motherfucking Hirano in the show’s penultimate arc. You don’t get anime that are this singularly their own thing super often. Despite its fairly obvious influences, and the several other interestingly retro anime that aired this year, Akiba Maid War stood in 2022 as an army of one, and accordingly, and this might just be the most underrated anime on the whole list.

#10. Waccha Primagi

The language barrier does strange things to relative popularity between Japan and the anglosphere. For the most part, the anime that are popular over there are popular over here, and vice versa. But there are exceptions, and kids’ shows are a wealth of them. Pretty Cure is the most obvious example, but one of that series’ main competitors, the Pretty Series—no relation—is up there, too. Waccha Primagi, like the other anime in the series before it, is ostensibly a promotional tool for an arcade game. Does this matter at all when evaluating the series? I’d say not really. I’ve never even seen the game in action, but despite that, I love this anime to pieces.

It’s fair to ask why. The fact of the matter is that Waccha Primagi is not the most polished anime on this list by any means, and its nature as a promotional tool means that it can at times feel repetitive. But there is really just something about it. The strange magic-filled world it conjures, where humanity and the animal “magic users” live in parallel to each other but come together to put on magical “waccha” idol concerts? That’s step one. Step two is the sheer amount of heart this thing has; its characters are candy-colored archetypes, but most pop with a rare amount of personality, be they the smug Miyuki, the anxiety-riddled gamer / idol otaku (yes, another one!) Lemon, the sporty Hina, or the princely Amane. Even Matsuri, the comparatively ‘generic’ lead, has an important role to play both as the audience proxy and as the lead for her partner, Myamu, yet another of the show’s most endearing characters.

But a broader picture than all that is Primagi’s actual plot. Waccha Primagi goes to some truly buck-wild places over its four cour runtime. Individual episodes contain straight-up gay confessions, simmering tensions between the human and magic-user worlds that threaten to erupt into full-on war at any moment, light satire of reality TV, a big bad who’s an entertainment and social media mogul, and carefully studied pastiches of the ancient “Class-S” genre of yuri, something with which its young target audience is wholly unlikely to be familiar. By its final stretch, one hardly bats an eye when Jennifer, the local Beyonce analogue, ascends to vengeful Sun God-hood to try to free her girlfriend from a magic diamond prison. And yet, the last two episodes strip all of that back away in an instant, and are hearteningly sincere instead. Waccha Primagi truly can do it all.

There were better anime in 2022, perhaps, but none hit higher above its weight class.

Well, alright, that’s a lie. One did. But we’ll get to that.

In the meantime, in spite of all of its strengths—and more than one kickass OP—Waccha Primagi was still not quite the best idol anime of 2022 either, as we’ll get to. Like I said, it’s been a hell of a year for the genre.

#9. Kaguya-sama Love is War! -Ultra Romantic-

Shot through the heart, and who else could be to blame? Love is War! makes a swing for personal notability by being the only anime to rank in the top ten both of this year’s list and of the one I did back in 2020. Why? Because it’s never stopped being just really fucking good. 

The mind games that gave the series its title finally die down here in the last act of the first half of the series (the second, which goes in some pretty out-there directions, has already gotten off the ground via a theatrical film that we probably won’t get over here in the US for a while). But the show itself doesn’t really slow down for even a second. If anything, the third season is defined even more strongly by fun, stylish visual work, with all of its old tricks acquiring a heart motif that serves as the central symbol of the school festival arc. (In terms of filtering a fairly conventional story through delightfully out-there visual work, it really only had one competitor this year. We’ll get to that.)

And of course, capping it all off, is that scene. Spoiler alert, but not really, right? A first kiss raised to such ridiculous, whirlwind heights of idealized romance that it could get just about anybody’s heart pounding. In Kaguya‘s case, it was enough that it called for a really fucking funny Gundam homage. (Mute that video, just as a heads’ up.) Truly, the character there—Karen, a minor character in Kaguya-sama proper but the lead of one of its spinoffs—is all of us. The real question is what Kaguya and Shirogane are going to do now, with the entire direction of their lives solidly changed?

We’ll find out before too long, I’m sure. The first kiss never ends, you know.

#8. Call of The Night

If The Case Study of Vanitas was a little too gothic for you, and My Dress-Up Darling’s particular brand of steaminess didn’t really get you going, maybe this particular ode to nocturnality, originally from the pen of Dagashi Kashi author Kotoyama, would be up your alley, as an interesting and unexpected midpoint between the two.

In Call of The Night, we have a romance that doubles as an apply-as-you-please metaphor for the outsiders of society. Normal people do not walk around their city in the middle of the night and get entangled with vampires. This is your first clue that CoTN protagonist Kou Yamori is not, in fact, a normal person. What kind of “not normal” is a sort of grand, moving-target metaphor that resists any single easy interpretation; I’ve seen him described as neurodivergent, as a closeted queer person, and as several other things beside. The fact of the matter is that, as a living symbol, he’s all of these and none of these. His relationship with Nana is certainly charged, but charged how is kind of an open question until the series’ final act, where it turns on its head and reveals that, more than anything else, this is a simple “you and me against the world” sort of tale. The kind I’m a sucker for. The fact that it all takes place almost entirely at night—daylight is a rare intrusion reserved for flashbacks and a tiny handful of other moments—makes it look amazing. This is certainly the most visually impressive series LIDEN FILMS have ever made, and wouldn’t you know it, much of that is on director Tomoyuki Itamura, who not only also did The Case Study of Vanitas a number of spots back, but in years past has done an absolute ton of work on the storied Monogatari series. The guy loves his horny vampires; I can only respect the hustle.

And hey, Call of The Night is probably also the year’s only anime to make compelling use of Japanese hip-hop for its soundtrack, Teppen’s OP theme notwithstanding.

#7. Birdie Wing -Golf Girls Story-

SolidQuentin was a prophet, because Birdie Wing -Golf Girls Story- is some hitherto-unknown kind of genius. 2022 was stuffed with anime that leaned heavily on sheer WTF factor; Estab Life, Akiba Maid War, etc. None could swing as much iron as Birdie Wing. More than anything, the golf girls’ story just doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks, which in a lesser anime could be a weakness, but here, it makes the show’s many disparate elements—illegal underground golf tournaments with morphing golf courses, characters who want to be good at golf with an enthusiasm that would put the average shonen protagonist to shame, a huge amount of rich girl/working class girl yuri subtext between its two leads, an incongruous fixation on referencing Gundam—feel whole. Birdie Wing feels like a dimension-hopper from a timeline where “irony” as a concept was just never invented. Every single thing it does is completely sincere; it knows it’s funny, but it’s not a joke. It’s camp, in its purest form.

And truly, the only real point of reference for things that feel like this is stuff like Symphogear. The main difference is that by downsizing that genre’s enormously campy energy to be about something as deeply trivial as golf, Birdie Wing makes the argument that maybe everything is this trivial, and maybe we deserve to have huge feelings about it anyway! Maybe our world isn’t so different from one where people play ludicrously high-stakes golf games with lives and pride alike on the line!

Every time I’ve written about Birdie Birdie, I’ve brought up “Nightjar“, its utterly insane choice for an ED, which carries a full-throated, big-hearted sincerity that, juxtaposed with a show that were even the tiniest smidgen more self-aware, would scan as a deliberate joke. But no, that is the beauty of Birdie Wing; this shit is as serious as your life, do not make any mistake. The only reason Birdie Wing isn’t even higher on the list is that it’s not finished yet. Season 2 airs in Spring, are you ready to tee off again? I, personally, cannot fucking wait. If it hits as many holes-in-one as the first season did, there is a very real chance that it will top the list next year. That’s not a threat; it’s a promise.

#6. BOCCHI THE ROCK!

Here it is, the hardest cut from the Top 5. I did not labor over a single decision on this list more than whether to include this in the Top 5 or put it down here as the “highest honorable mention.” Fun fact; by the time you read this, I have swapped it with the show at #5, by my own count, four times. This was a hard decision. Not the last of those on the list, but probably the one I’ve thought about the most.

In general, there were a solid handful of really fucking good music anime in 2022, let’s just lay that on the table. We’ve already seen a couple, and this isn’t the last one we’ll see on this list, but BOCCHI THE ROCK! might be the most unexpectedly successful. Not in purely commercial terms—although it did well in that regard, too—but in terms of setting up an artistic vision and then following through expertly. Few anime this year not only had this much style but used it to such compelling ends; it might actually beat out the third season of Love is War! on that front. No mean feat, considering how easily that anime turns its own medium into putty in its hands, too.

I will be honest, BOCCHI placing this high on the list is something of an act of course-correction, as well. I liked BOCCHI throughout more or less its entire run, but I really only started appreciating what it was trying to do—and thus, really loving it—pretty late, episode 9 or 10 or so. By that point, the Fall 2022 season was on its way out and I felt that I hadn’t even remotely given the show its well-earned due. But if Kessoku Band are a fill-in act, they’re a pretty damn amazing one, so don’t make the mistake of assuming I don’t love them or that this is a pity award, nothing could be farther from the truth.

BOCCHI THE ROCK!’s main point is to watch the title character, Hitori, alias Bocchi, herself grow as a person. She begins as an anxious wreck in the vague shape of an internet-famous guitarist and, by the end of the season, she’s still that, but she has not just a band but friends now. The thing is, if BOCCHI had simply adapted its manga straight, we would not be talking about it very much at all. Instead, BOCCHI THE ROCK’s real strength comes from the utterly absurd stylistic tricks it pulls out to pave the road along Hitori’s emotional journey.

Essentially, BOCCHI THE ROCK is unafraid to treat its characters as props. It’ll stick them on popsicle sticks and wave them around like this is His & Her Circumstances. It’ll render Hitori in chunky 3D and hurl her at a wall of gray blocks. It’ll turn her into a slug because sometimes when you’re this wracked by anxiety you really do just feel like a slug. It’ll have her slip out the bounds of her character outline like Jimmy from Ed Edd N Eddy just so she can look how a panic attack feels. Incredibly, at no point does it feel like BOCCHI is mocking Hitori herself. This is a relatable, we’ve-all-been-there sort of humor, one for the true otaku. This emotional power chord resonated with so many people that BOCCHI eventually overtook even long-anticipated shonen manga adaptation Chainsaw Man on MyAnimeList, in a come-from-behind victory for the socially anxious everywhere. (It doesn’t beat that series out on this list. But what is my blog compared to the will of the people, really?)

At the end of it all, you realize that Hitori is nothing more than an ordinary teenage girl; nerdy, talented but incredibly anxious, in serious need of a shoulder to lean on. And the series’ biggest trick is the ability to roll all that wild craziness into a gentle push on her back; before you know it, she’s shredding onstage. They grow up so fast.

I stressed a lot over that BOCCHI cut in particular. Hopefully the cult of the box of oranges won’t be too upset.

Tomorrow; the best of the best, the top 5 proper.

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Ranking Every 2022 Anime I Actually Finished from Worst to Best – Intro & Part 1

“Ranking Every Anime” is a yearly, multi-part column where I rank every single anime I finished from a given year, from the very worst to the absolute best. Expect spoilers for all anime covered.

Here we are again, anime fans. Every year, it’s seemed more and more surreal that I actually made it to the end of the year and kept up anime blogging. For sure, I’ve had my ups and downs this year—honestly probably more of the latter, for the first time since I began writing here on MPA—but I’ve kept at it, and y’all have stuck with me. I truly, deeply, from the bottom of my heart, appreciate that. You guys mean the world to me.

In past years, I’ve often let this introductory portion of the list run a little long. Instead, this year I’m just gonna run down the basics for you. This list, released in parts over the next couple days, will be of every anime from this year that I, personally, actually completed, ranked from worst to best. (That’s a little over 30 of them, if you were wondering. Not that much in the grand scheme of things!) The criteria for inclusion is a bit fuzzy, but for the most part, to get on this list, I have to have seen the series, and it has to be a TV anime. But, I allow myself some wiggle room, so you’ll see one or two things that were OVAs or ONAs and one that hasn’t actually finished airing yet! Two notable exclusions I want to bring up are Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch From Mercury and Summertime Render. The former not being here is a simple case of its first cour not yet being finished. The latter is absent because the show is still not legally available in the US, where most of my readers reside, and I’d rather not open that particular can of worms at the moment. (I do highly recommend both, just for reference.) Also; the amount of entries in each part of the list is not going to be consistent. Roughly, it’s probably going to break down into the bottom five (this column right here), a column of shows I thought were “okay” to “pretty solid” (tomorrow’s column), a column of shows I thought were good to great (Saturday’s column), and finally, the top five on Sunday. Some I will have only a paragraph or two to say about, some I will have quite a bit more to say about. Hopefully you’re excited.

Finally, before we jump into the list itself, I do want to make a small plea, here. I don’t usually directly ask for financial assistance in the actual bodies of my articles, but writing the year-end list is extremely labor-intensive compared to essentially any other article on my site. If you can spare the money, and if you think what I do here is worth it, you can support me here on Ko-Fi or here on Patreon. Every little bit helps, and to those of you who have supported me at any point in the past, you again have my deepest gratitude. I really cannot articulate how much that means to me.

Anyway! Enough of the mushy stuff. You guys are reading this part of the column for one reason and one reason only, right? To read about this year’s few true washouts, the worst of the worst. To tell the truth, most anime this year were pretty good! 2022 overall stands as probably my favorite year for anime since 2018, which is a hard fucking bar to clear. Nonetheless, there were a couple real stinkers. Some of these are going to be obvious, a few might be controversial. We’ll save the good and the ugly for another day; let’s meet the bad.

#35. LOVE FLOPS

Where to even start? LOVE FLOPS, the year’s worst anime—at least, the worst I actually saw end to end—is an endlessly self-impressed, completely clueless piece of derivative junk with no greater point, no aesthetic value, and of real importance to absolutely no one. It is horny without being the least bit sensuous, and pompous without the slightest bit of genuine intellectualism. A cobbled-together kludge of tropes from all over Japanese pop culture: other anime, video games, visual novels, and manga. It’s impossible to call Love Flops disappointing; no one had any expectations for it in the first place. But somehow, it still feels like a huge letdown. Perhaps just in that it manages to be the most tedious and annoying harem anime in a year that also included World’s End Harem, which was also a stupid and self-serious piece of garbage, but at least had a half-assed titillation factor going for it.

The line of defense for LOVE FLOPS as some kind of secret masterpiece is obvious; it pulls a classic trick of spending its first half foreshadowing a twist at its halfway point. People like this kind of thing; it makes them feel clever, and there is a real element of surprise. But what LOVE FLOPS neglects to understand is that the series must be compelling both before and after the twist, and LOVE FLOPS is neither. It is not compelling during its absolutely rancid first episode, which features a parade of harem cliches run through with a cocaine-snorting speed as well as two separate instances of a character being sexually assaulted by a dog. It is not compelling during its bizarre reverse-transphobia episode; it is not compelling when listlessly parodying some ancient idea of the magical girl genre and giving its token mascot character anal beads while doing so. It is, most damning of all, not compelling after its pretentiously built-up big twist; that the entire preceding series has been a simulation, after which the series simply switches to plagiarizing innumerable sci-fi works instead of a mountain of other ecchi anime.

This, too, has been done elsewhere, far better. Listen, I am a colossal sap, it’s not hard to get me to care about characters given twelve weeks to get to know them. This show’s (admittedly not terrible!) final episode made me feel nothing, it is a total emotional black hole. Like The Day I Became a God, which bottomed out the list the last time I did one of these back in 2020, it’s not that there are no good parts to LOVE FLOPS, and in fact it has frustratingly solid production values for something this utterly empty, it’s that those that exist make the bad parts—which vastly outnumber them—seem even worse by comparison. Bringing up The Day I Became A God is appropriate for another reason, because it is damningly clear by its end that LOVE FLOPS, in addition to being a terrible ecchi anime, also desperately wants to be a Jun Maeda show. And if Jun Maeda can’t even do Jun Maeda’s particular style right anymore, what hope did this ever have?

There is nothing of value here, and more than anything else I actually finished this year, I actively regret my time spent watching LOVE FLOPS. Let me be a cautionary tale; do not watch this. Neither you nor anyone else needs to.

#34. RWBY: Ice Queendom

There are a lot of tacks one could take in criticizing RWBY: Ice Queendom. It relies strongly on you having a prior investment in its parent franchise despite being billed as a reboot, but to be honest, that isn’t really one of them. Instead, it’s much easier to cite the slapdash production—some cuts look great, others look terrible, but in both cases it’s obvious no one is really steering the ship, because there is no visual coherence whatsoever—or the bizarre pacing, which somehow makes a single 12-episode cour feel like an eternity, or the strange decision to end the show on a lavishly-animated foodfight that is better both visually and narratively than the entire preceding 11 ½ episodes.

But really, you already know what the real problem with Ice Queendom is if you’re reading this. Yes, the tired, awful, no-good Furry Racism Angle, which Ice Queendom shamelessly resurrects and spends an ungodly amount of time focused on. Ice Quendom’s world features the Faunus, kemonomimi people, who are the repeated target of naked bigotry by several members of the cast, mostly secondary protagonist Weiss Schnee, and a truly stunning amount of Queendom‘s narrative resources are spent futilely trying to make this seem like a grey and grey moral situation, instead of a people being badly oppressed for their physical differences. Everything else takes a backseat to this, including basics like character development and plotting. For some reason, an inexcusably vast majority of Ice Queendom is fixated on the empty metaphor of humans vs. the Faunus, and it completely kneecaps the series. What separates Ice Queendom from LOVE FLOPS is the very thing that makes this series in some ways the worse of the two; it had potential! If it were more focused on the fundamentals and less on trying to wring some life out of one of the most overdone and undercooked stock metaphors in fantasy fiction, it might have been a good, or at least decent anime, but it doesn’t, so it’s not.

This is another one where it’s less a lack of anything good and more the presence of its very serious flaws that brings the series down. You can watch episode 4 and see what this show could’ve been if it had more focus on anything other than the oh-so important plot of Weiss working through her racist upbringing, and then you can weep, because it never gets back there. For the most part, it does not even try.

Even elements that ought to be interesting, like the surreal dream world that much of the show takes place in, are generally wrung dry of any real fun or intrigue by the fact that this show is so focused on trying to make you feel bad for Weiss that it forgets to do almost anything else. It is bizarre, it is offputting, and it is only through the fact that LOVE FLOPS basically doesn’t work on any level as a visual-narrative project that this is not on the bottom of the list. To be honest, I was tempted to put it there anyway just because I have gotten so thoroughly sick of writing about this show. Still; it at least is a show in its own right, and tells a coherent (if very bad) story from start to finish, which is more than can be said for LOVE FLOPS. So, second from the bottom it is.

#33. Sabikui Bisco

Let’s be honest, here. I covered this thing week to week and even I barely remember it aired. I can’t imagine how anyone else feels about this particular action anime washout.

The story of Sabikui Bisco is one of potential unrealized. Solid foundational points like an interesting setting, creative character designs, and an opportunity to put forward some legit social commentary are all squandered on a show that slowly and methodically weathers away its initially strong characterization and story over the course of its run. The animation and general visuals follow not long behind.

If you were to binge-watch Sabikui Bisco in a single day you could see the series degrade in real time like a fading photo, until nothing is left but a vague, shapeless gray spot. This fact ended up presaging what one of the two studios behind this thing, NAZ, turned in for the adaption of The Lucifer & Biscuit Hammer, which, if I had actually finished it, would probably beat out even the dregs we’ve already seen to bottom out this list. Maybe, for the fans that Sabikui Bisco, the manga, must surely have, this anime is as bad as that one. For me, it’s mostly just a footnote. While it aired, I went back and forth a number of times between whether I thought Bisco was mostly a good show with some flaws or mostly a bad one with occasional bright spots. With its ranking here, you can see where I eventually landed.

#32. Love Live! Superstar!! Season 2

There is no reason this should be as much of a nothing as it was. What happened here? The first season of Love Live! Superstar!!, from just last year, was not the blow-off-the-doors affair of a certain other Love Live anime from the year before that, but it was still decent. It had some warmth to it, some color, some liveliness.

Let this be an illustration, then, of how fragile “decent” truly is. Superstar’s second season is not the worst anime of the year, certainly, but it’s probably the most disappointing for me personally. A series of absolutely baffling writing decisions—doubling the size of the cast, shoving the first season Superstars mostly out of focus for large chunks of the second, having the admittedly-cool antagonist character show up in a total of four episodes across a 12-episode series—completely sink the second season of Superstar as anything more than a curiosity. Yes, it still looks pretty nice in spots, yes, the concert visuals remain appealing, and yes there are one or two solid episodes. None of this changes that a good 3/4ths of this thing is a gigantic letdown. More than anything else, it is simply boring. None of the new characters ever rise above mildly amusing, and their meager story is not an adequate replacement for, nor an interesting addition to, that of the original Liella crew, which this season has a bizarre obsession with sidelining wherever possible. There is really just no merit to this thing for anyone who doesn’t have a truly crippling idol anime addiction.

But that’s the real nail in the coffin. If it’s underwhelming on its own terms, Superstar’s second season is an absolute embarrassment in context, being totally knocked out the ring in simple quality; in visual pop, story-arc writing, and character development by not only its own sibling, the second season of Nijigasaki High School Idol Club, but by a totally unknown, very different idol anime that aired in Superstar‘s own season. Spoiler alert; that show will place much higher on this list than Superstar does.

#31. Shikimori’s Not Just a Cutie

Rounding out the firmly not-good part of the list is this piece of romcom cotton. In a year that had Kaguya-sama, Call of The Night, even My Dress-Up Darling, there really just isn’t a place for a romance anime that had this little going on. Crucially though, Shikimori’s Not Just a Cutie, unlike the last few entries, is not an actively bad show. I can actually imagine why someone would like it, which is more than I can say of Bisco or Ice Queendom or fucking LOVE FLOPS, but it truly is just a very standard piece of genre fare in a genre that had plenty of better options to pick from this year. Its weak central gimmick—that the titular Shikimori is, in some sense, “cool” (read: very nebulously kinda-sorta masculine. Sometimes.)—is not enough to push it past being, at best, a curiosity.

But I do have to give Shikimori some due respect on the basis of its visuals. Shikimori’s fairly nondescript story is still brought to glowing, gentle, pastel life by studio Doga Kobo, and it manages to accrue a handful of standout episodes that are much better than the show on the whole. (The best of these focuses on main character Izumi’s unknown other crush, Kamiya, a character whose elemental melancholy adds a touch of the truly human to a show that otherwise largely lacks that.)

I give Shikimori a little extra credit for another reason, too. This specific team at Doga Kobo is also the one who will do an anime that I am really looking forward to next year. And that story, set to premiere with an astonishing triple-length first episode a few months from now, seems like something far more deserving of their talents than the fairly anonymous stuff here. Shikimori itself is so-so, but in a very literal sense, it is a sign of good things to come.

And that’s the very bottom of the list.

To be honest, I always feel a little bad writing criticism this negative, even though people seem to enjoy reading it for one reason or another. If you’re in the camp who prefers more positive anime criticism—and if you are, don’t worry, I’m right there with you—then you have quite a bit to look forward to starting tomorrow. Even the least of the anime from this point on are a lot better than what we just discussed. (And to be honest, LOVE FLOPS and Ice Queendom are so rancid that I felt bad putting the other three anime down here with them. It just feels cruel, you know?) But I pride myself on critical honesty, and I did honestly dislike all of these shows. Hopefully you’ll appreciate the more positive stuff going forward, too.

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Let’s Watch CHAINSAW MAN Episode 12 – “Katana vs. Chainsaw” (SEASON FINALE)

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Twelve weeks of blood on chainsaws, and here we are.

A lot has been said—and a lot more will be said, both here and elsewhere—about Chainsaw Man, inarguably the year’s finest action anime, and among its best character pieces as well. But for one last time, at least until season two, let’s dial in and focus on this week’s episode specifically.

For the most part, this is our climactic fight. If we place Chainsaw Man in the grand anime tradition, it’s the end of this arc. Here, Denji and Katana Man—aka Samurai Sword—square off. It will not shock you to learn that Denji is of course the one who triumphs, his first major rival defeated soundly. With bells on, even.

But, this is Chainsaw Man. There is a lot more going on here than just a huge, flashy fight. Even if the huge flashy fight is a big part of the appeal and is a core component of what makes this episode so good.

For one thing, we open back with Aki, strangled into unconsciousness by the apparently turncoat Ghost Devil. He has, yet again, more flashbacks of Himeno, soundtracked to a quiet, lo-fi piano and drum piece as Himeno offers the then-a-minor Aki a cigarette, manages to talk him into taking it despite his initial reluctance, and then backtracks when he reminds her that he’s underage. (Say what you will about Himeno, she certainly had….some kind of moral fiber.) But when he comes to, things are different. The Ghost Devil looms over him, unmoving, and before Sawatari can really even process what’s happening, the Ghost Devil hands Aki a cigarette. On it is written perhaps the most iconic thing to be penciled on a cig in an anime since “Never Knows Best.”

Aki releases the Ghost Devil from its pseudo-contract with Sawatari, and the woman herself doesn’t last much longer.

This entire opening scene—and really, the whole episode—also drives home a point I’ve been trying to articulate about the Chainsaw Man anime in general. Visuals like these put the lie to there being any merit to all of those “anime vs. the manga” comparisons. An anime is designed to look best in motion, it will always lose that particular contest, because it’s not trying to look good in stills. One of the things that consistently makes the Chainsaw Man anime so great is that it is in no way redundant with the manga. You can read that, and watch this, and get two experiences that are, visually, very distinct!

Which brings me to the next major sequence, and, really, the climax of the entire first season. Chainsaw Man vs. Katana Man. Following a dryly amusing bit where Katana Man tries to get Denji to just kill himself over the immense guilt he’s sure that Denji feels for killing a bunch of yakuza who’d turned into zombies, the battle proper begins, and it is a sight. Normally, I try to be at least broadly poetic when describing this kind of all-feel fight scene, but to be honest, what do you want me to say here? The idea that someone could watch this and not think it’s the coolest shit ever is completely foreign to me. And hey, Denji and Katana’s banter is pretty good throughout, too.

And of course there’s the highest note of all. When the battle moves from office to mid-sky to train, Katana Man briefly seems to have the upper hand when he’s literally disarmed Denji by cutting his arms off. That doesn’t actually matter, of course. Denji is smart enough to use his head to finish the job.

And that, friends, is how Katana Man goes from giving Denji a fair fight to being bisected from scalp to backside. The man is turned into a one-color impressionist painting, it’s really quite impressive.

But of course, he’s not actually dead. We get explicit confirmation that Katana Man is, indeed, the same sort of Devil-Human hybrid as Denji, and the Katana Devil’s replaced his heart. This leads us to a scene that would absolutely not work in most other fiction; Denji deciding to torture the tied-up Katana Man by repeatedly kicking him in the nuts. Moreover, doing so with Aki’s help, as the two compete to see who can make him scream the loudest. Somehow, this works as a genuine moment of bonding; Denji’s goofy personality rubbing off just the tiniest bit on Aki, who is serious enough that even right up until he joins in, he tries to convince himself (and Denji) that Himeno wouldn’t want them to do this. (To which my only response is, come on, man.)

So yes. That is how the first season of Chainsaw Man ends, with an act of joint petty revenge, with a metallic ding every time they kick him, and with a slow motion effect that turns the entire scene from mild amusement into genuine hilarity.

Except, of course, it doesn’t really end there. There is more going on. A lot more! There’s Makima reporting to her shadowy superiors, where we get the bombshell that Public Safety has gotten enough Gun Devil flesh from the raid on the building that it’s started to move toward the main body. There’s the credits scene, wholly original to the anime, that consists mostly of Denji, Power, and Aki having a fairly quiet evening at home. There’s Aki finally smoking the “Easy revenge!” cigarette, and, in the closing minutes of the episode, there is a brief, fleeting cameo from a character we haven’t met yet.

But we’ll get to all of that, because I really, really doubt that Chainsaw Man as an anime ends here. It’s just getting started.

Bonus Power Screencap: Here’s a picture of Power drinking out of a water fountain, because I know some of you are thirsty like that.

A brief programming note: This is my last weekly recap of the season, of course. But it might also be my last for a while in general. I don’t currently plan to do a Let’s Watch column for the upcoming anime season, I simply have too much else to work on, both in terms of material for this site and in terms of real-life stuff that needs doing.

If things change, I will let you all know. Until then, anime fans.

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Let’s Watch SPY X FAMILY Episode 25 – “First Contact” (SEASON FINALE)

Let’s Watch is a weekly recap column where I follow an anime for the course of its entire runtime. Expect spoilers!

Spy x Family is, first and foremost, a slice of life series. Its focus is on comedy and on character interactions. Anything more serious is a secondary concern, at the end of the day. But! The fact that it does have a plot at all still puts it in a rather different space narratively than, say, something like Do It Yourself!! or BOCCHI THE ROCK!, to provide two examples from this very season. Things eventually circle back around to that narrative core. That’s where episodes like “First Contact” come from; they are quiet, slow, and subtle affairs, but they’re not boring. Indeed, the entire second half of this episode is ridiculously tense. Moreso than any scene since the bit with the bomb dogs back in the earlier parts of this cour. Through it all, Spy x Family makes things look effortless, not unlike Loid himself.

Speaking of Loid, he’s mostly the main character in this episode, which we get a demonstration of right off the bat in a scene where he’s snooping around Eden Academy’s school grounds just prior to a staff-and-parents meetup and creates a mental map of them in his head (complete with a cool wireframe effect.) But the first half actually focuses on Anya, who we should take note of as well.

It feels safe to say that Anya, with her bottomless well of silly reaction faces, general adorability, and strong design, is Spy x Family‘s most popular character by a decent margin. There’s also her charming dynamic with Damian, whose ongoing inner struggles to win the approval of his father have remained one of this cour’s more compelling subplots. It’s brought to the forefront here, and Anya, perhaps surprisingly, helps with that, scheming as she does to help her father by “meeting the evil boss” (recall that this’d be Damian’s father Donovan, Loid’s target). This launches a miniature web of half-misunderstandings and concealments, a spin on the classic “stupid people keeping obvious secrets from each other” school of comedic setups.

To wit; Anya’s great ploy to give Damian the confidence to confront his father directly is to proudly proclaim that she trusts her papa, which she demonstrates by saying she even shows him her “bad tests” and such. Anya’s conversational through-line here is shaky enough that she even confuses herself, ending this little pep talk with a flat “what we were talking about, again?” I have to admit, it got a genuine out-loud laugh out of me.

Loid’s plan, meanwhile, is to engineer a situation where he can talk to Donovan directly, using Anya punching Damian dead in his face way back in episode six as a pretext. It’s just one part of a fairly complicated scheme where Loid plants a fake sheep keychain, banks on Damian’s better nature to pick it up and hang onto it, “happens” to stumble over to Damian and his friends while “looking” for it, takes it back, and then attempts to build a rapport with Donovan by apologizing to him for Anya’s behavior. (Damian is only even meeting up with his father because he called his older brother Demetrius to ask him about it. And Loid only knows that because Anya read Damian’s mind and then happened to blab about it while he overheard. Quite a web being weaved here.) Loid is on the ball throughout, and while it’s no great feat to pull the wool over a group of kids’ eyes, Donovan himself is a very different story.

In general, Donovan Desmond (Takaya Hashi) is a grimly charismatic character, around whom the show actively warps. The background music shifts into an upright, militaristic march (and later, lead-heavy piano work). The man himself has eyes as big as headlights and is surrounded by a clutch of black-suited bodyguards, and the show’s art noticeably sharpens slightly in his presence. Every cue is crystal clear; Donovan Desmond is not a man to be fucked with.

Yet, fuck with him is exactly what Loid Forger does. In particular, I love the visual that pops up when Loid slides into the conversation, knowingly interrupting Damian’s rare meeting with his father. A literal idea web pops up, a giving us a very visual peek into Loid’s mind as he actively calculates the best way to get a foothold—any kind of foothold—with Donovan.

He does succeed, but the entire conversation is tense as hell. Again, probably the tensest moment in the series in nearly an entire cour. It’s cut by only a tiny bit of levity when Damian, in the midst of Loid’s prodding, confesses that he’d like to be friends with Anya. Cute!

Don’t feel bad for Damain about his meeting with his dad being interrupted, either. After Loid departs, both his and Anya’s earlier encouragement actually inspire Damian to tell his dad about what he’s been up to. In response, all he really gets is a “well done,” but for a boy who clearly almost never sees his father, that much is enough, a rare genuine moment of human connection brought out by advice from two people who are part of a family that is, in a lot of ways, much more real and genuine than Damian’s. Maybe he will find his own way to true connection—with his father, or with someone else—in due time. I hope so, the poor kid deserves better.

On that note, Spy x Family‘s wildly successful first season ends. I’d make some kind of grand denouement here, but the year-end list is only a few days away from starting up, so I’m sure you can wait until then. I will just say this much for now; through Spy x Family’s ups and downs, I’ve never stopped caring about the Forger family and their friends, and I am excited to see what else is in store for them in the future.

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Let’s Watch CHAINSAW MAN Episode 11 – “Mission Start”

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To some, it will seem a little surprising that we’re already near the end of the first season of Chainsaw Man. But quite a lot has happened over the past eleven weeks, and the foot is not taken off the gas pedal for a single second of episode 11.

We lead by catching up with Aki. As mentioned, he’s pushed to contract with a new Devil, one who is apparently known for taking quite hefty prices—the examples we’re given are “both eyes” and “half of the contractor’s lifespan”—and we meet that devil here. Don’t let the reputation fool you, though. He’s a surprisingly jovial sort. Meet the Devil of The Future.

He offers to contract with Aki for nothing more than the small price of living unobtrusively in his right eyeball. Why does he want that? Well, he says it best himself.

Aki says that he doesn’t care how he dies as long as he can get his revenge on the Gun Devil. But, notably, at no point does he think to ask the Future Devil (who would presumably know) if he eventually succeeds in doing so. Intentional foreshadowing? Just Aki drawing a mental blank that has no deeper significance? Neither? Both? I leave that question up to you.

A solid amount of the episode focuses on Makima having meetings; first with Kishibe and then with a Yakuza boss. If that sounds dry, rest assured that it very much is not. These are possibly the most substantiative character moments that Makima’s gotten so far. Plus, she is wonderfully stone cold throughout both. The character has a real ice-and-iron magnetism, and even if these scenes were about nothing much, she’d be a joy to watch.

Kishibe calls her out to try to discern her true intentions. Evidently, it’s clear even to him that she’s up to something. (Direct quote: He doesn’t care “what fucked shit [she] has cooking” as long as she’s serving mankind’s general interests. Kind of a wild thing to say!) He also accuses her of knowing about the train attack beforehand and doing nothing to stop it. When she reminds him that she was attacked too, and uses this fact to imply that there’s no way she could’ve known anything. Plus, a decidedly creepy grin, and the reassurance that her main goal is to “save as many people as possible from devils.” Oddly exact wording, maybe. Perhaps picking up on this, Kishibe flat-out calls her a liar, and the scene cuts away.

After another Aki scene (pretty good in its own right, but minor compared to everything else that happens here), we again join in on Makima meeting up with someone. This time, it’s the aforementioned Yakuza boss. Her goal here is simple enough; she wants his cooperation, a list of names of everyone both in his own family and in all the others who’ve contracted with the Gun Devil. (These “contracts” apparently consist of little more than giving the Gun Devil money and getting guns and ammo in return. The thing being a glorified firearm dealer is certainly something to chew on.) He refuses, arguing that this’d spark a gang war. Then, he doubles down, and tries to intimidate her while simultaneously justifying his own actions. If the Yakuza didn’t do what it did, he claims, then foreign mafias would elbow their way in to Japan. It’s a necessary evil, really.

This kind of self-justification evidently does not sit particularly well with Makima, whose own counterargument (it’s only a “necessary evil” if the state controls it) is pretty dubious on its own, but its effectiveness as a rhetorical point is rendered pretty irrelevant by what she does next; plops down a brown paper bag filled with eyes. Those of the various yakuza members’ girlfriends, parents, grandparents, etc.

With the frightening reassurance that, yes, Public Safety does have somebody who can put them back in, somehow or another, she gets her list. What exactly she does with it is not textually spelled out, but when the Yakuza goons start getting spontaneous nosebleeds and passing out cold later in the episode, it’s not difficult to draw a connection.

Which brings us to the episode’s final act; Special Division 4’s assault on the building where Katana Man and Sawatari are holed up (said building is infested not just with the Yakuza but also with a zombie army, a remnant of the Zombie Devil’s power). Kishibe leads the operation, and as he explains to the decidedly less-badass rabble that Div. 4 is operating alongside, they should be more worried about the mostly-non-human operatives of Division 4 itself than they should the terrorists. In practice, this is an excuse to give us a stylish introduction to several new characters. Enter Division 4’s ringers. In no particular order, we have:

Beam, the Shark Fiend (Natsuki Hanae), who can swim through any surface and briefly turn back into his proper Devil form to chomp basically anything in half.

The Violence Fiend (Yuuya Uchida), on the extreme rational end for a fiend, and strong enough that Public Safety straps him with a poison gas-emitting mask even in situations like, well, what happens during this episode.

The Spider Devil (Saori Gotou); who has a human woman’s torso with a zipper running up the center and, appropriately, eight legs that she can use to kick the ever-loving fuck out of things.

And finally, the Angel Devil (Maaya Uchida), who despite his waifish appearance can drain the life force from anything with a touch.

The entire final ten or so minutes of the episode look absolutely fantastic, and should once again quell any doubt about the Chainsaw Man anime’s worthiness as an adaptation from a style point of view. The real interesting fight, though, doesn’t involve any of these new characters. Instead, it involves Aki, who gets the chance to confront Sawatari head-on, and—this is unspoken, but fairly obvious—avenge Himeno’s death.

There is only one problem; Sawatari’s Snake Devil can somehow “spit back up” the other devils it’s eaten. Which means that as the episode ends, Aki is face to face with this; the Ghost Devil, returning to strangle the life out of him under Sawatari’s orders.

Will he survive? This hardly seems like the death that “fucking rules” that the Future Devil promised Aki, but maybe he just has a sick sense of humor. Who can say?

Bonus Power Screencap: Despite everything else it’s packed with, this episode doesn’t actually feature a ton of Power. Thankfully, she puts in a stylish monochrome appearance in the ED. Here’s that.

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Let’s Watch SPY X FAMILY Episode 24 – “The Role of a Mother & Wife”

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Today, on Spy x Family, Loid and Yor have what is quite possibly the first honest conversation in their entire relationship. Does it work, as either a story beat or a piece of earned character development? Eh, yes and no.

This is, if you were curious, still about Fiona. Yor’s hung up on the idea that Loid might have someone else in his life, and might be eager to get rid of her, since she is, in her own mind, not a great parent. (Exactly why she thinks this is only explained in broad terms, given that she calls herself a “musclehead” and similar.) Loid knows trouble might be brewing because of some gossiping old women outside his apartment complex (a recurring fixture in this series, really). His solution? A bar date. Which, itself, does not go as planned.

Yor actually tries to talk herself into being okay with the idea of Loid leaving her for Fiona. The fact that this isn’t actually what’s happening is more or less irrelevant. She gets so into her own head that she tries to break up with Loid first. When she can’t actually make herself say it, she drinks enough that she starts sloshing and slurring her words. (Somewhere in here, Loid tries to 10,000 IQ his way out of the situation and gets kicked in the chin for his trouble. Not a good idea, man!) Trying to break up doesn’t work, of course. Because whether she realizes it or not, she’s genuinely in love with the man and loves her current life as his wife.

They eventually patch things up, in a moment that is genuinely pretty sincere. During their conversation, Loid ends up drawing an analogy between how safe he felt as a boy when his mother would sing him to sleep, and how safe Anya feels with Yor. It’s sweet, and it’s a nice reminder that these two idiots do, in fact, love each other, even if they’re still not really cognizant of it yet, necessarily. This is all extremely hetero, mind you, but straight people deserve good romances too. I’d say this episode is one. Its first half is, at any rate.

Yes, this is another episode with two distinct, largely unrelated halves. The B-plot here is about Anya, who, to be fair, hasn’t had a spotlight episode in a few weeks at this point. While I wouldn’t blame anyone for being a touch tired of The Anya Show, this is one of the better such segments. Mostly because rather than revolving around Anya’s ongoing quest to gain eight Stella stars, it instead centers on her relationship with Becky, a hitherto largely undeveloped character who gets a bit more depth and development here than she’s previously had.

The premise is simple, if silly. Becky wants to take Anya shopping, so she—the heir to a fashion fortune, remember—rents out an entire department store. What initially threatens to be a little dry soon turns out to be mostly an excuse to draw both Anya and Becky wearing ridiculous outfits. Those that Becky tries on largely remain within the realm of traditional cuteness. Anya’s, meanwhile, are so goofy that they quickly go from “cute” to “avant garde.” (Her outfits are also soundtracked by a pleasantly breezy pop song. A nice touch.)

More importantly; it’s genuinely sweet to see Anya getting along so well with Becky, given that she’s Anya’s only real friend. Anya eventually buys Becky and herself a pair of matching sheep keychains. A flashback from Becky’s butler provides some important context here—Becky struggled with making friends when she was younger, being prone to haughtiness and with an inability to hold her tongue. Anya, as perhaps the first friend her own age that Becky actually respects as an equal, is a very important person to her, whether or not she’d ever say so.

This week’s Spy x Family is, on the whole, a low-key and relatively character-driven affair. Very different than the tennis-fueled adrenaline rush of the last couple episodes, but solid nonetheless.

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Let’s Watch CHAINSAW MAN Episode 10 – “Bruised & Battered”

Let’s Watch is a weekly recap column where I follow an anime for the course of its entire runtime. Expect spoilers!

Chainsaw Man does not really do “slow” or “transitional” episodes. Even so, episode 10 is a comparative breather. The series takes its foot off the gas here for the first time in a while, but that shouldn’t be taken to mean that this episode is in any way lacking. Pathos, humor, and a surprising amount of action are all here. Chainsaw Man doesn’t do “minor” episodes, either.

We open with Aki awaking in the hospital, some days after the attack by Katana Man and his co-conspirators. One must imagine he’s a bit disoriented. Himeno, his partner of a number of years, is dead, as is much of the rest of his division. He himself was taken down during the fight and seems to only have survived through sheer coincidence. What does he awake to find? Just Power and Denji eating most of his get-well soon basket. Just another day in the life.

After they leave, he finds himself frustratedly thumb-flicking a lighter that won’t start, breaking down into a crying fit as the repeated click-click-click of the flint dissolves into memories of Himeno.

Denji has an interesting moment here, as well, on just the other side of Aki’s hospital door. As he recalls that Himeno, one of the first people who’s ever shown him any genuine kindness, is now dead, he realizes that he feels basically nothing. Musing on it further, he realizes he wouldn’t be terribly sad if Power died either. Even Makima, for how big of a spot she occupies in Denji’s mind, would only incur about “three days” of mourning, he guesses. He wonders if he’s lost his heart in more than one sense, before deciding to shove the thought away for the time being because it’s depressing. (I bet he and Finn from Adventure Time could have a very long conversation about that particular technique.) All this before the OP even drops.

After the cut, we follow up on that whole “training” suggestion from last week, and the episode forks in two. Denji and Power get a new teacher, in the form of the chronically drunk, middle-aged devil hunter Kishibe (Kenjiro Tsuda, doing his thing). Kishibe is an enigmatic figure, but slots neatly into the archetype of the drunken mentor. His method for training Denji and Power? Killing them! Over and over and over again, and then healing them back up with blood so they can recover.

Slorp.

He reasons that, since he is (apparently) the strongest-ever devil hunter, if they end up being able to kill him, they’ll be able to kill even the strongest devil without any problems. This is Chainsaw Man’s idea of a training episode; our heroes having their necks snapped and their throats slashed out by the guy who’s trying to build them into better badasses.

When, after the first night of this hellish training is over, Denji complains, you understand where he’s coming from. This is unfair and completely sucks, he says. He’s been working hard because he wants to live his version of the “easy life”, a warm bed, hot showers, three meals a day, etc. But now that Kishibe’s hellish training routine is in the picture, he feels demoralized, and worst of all, this new stepping-up of responsibilities isn’t because of anything he actually did. The Gun Devil wants his heart for some unknown reason. As far as he knows, he has no part in that.

All of this will seem eminently reasonable to anyone who is, or has ever been, part of the mundane workforce. (And probably to more than a few other Devil Hunters as well, although I don’t think any of those read my articles. If you do, please tell me how you got Internet access in the Fujimotoverse in the comments below.)

There’s a particularly lovely bit here where Power and Denji recoup their energy while walking home along a highway at night. They plot to take Kishibe out and hopefully escape their current training regimen as soon as possible, but more than anything, the scene demonstrates a real camaraderie between the two, in spite of what Denji may worry about his own self.

Aki has a decidedly less pleasant experience during the course of this episode. Himeno’s younger sister—who we see here for the first and only time—delivers him Himeno’s letters. In a scene that’s almost completely identical to the manga, Aki reads them, and realizes that Himeno was trying to get the both of them to quit, or at least to go private, for years. Yet another sucker punch to the gut for Aki, who, I’m realizing upon re-experiencing this story for now the third time, seems to have worse luck than even Kobeni.

The episode ends with Aki being escorted to an underground facility where Public Safety keeps the devils they’ve managed to capture alive. Here, in this rusting cage somewhere beneath the Earth, Aki meets his new devil partner, who, we’re helpfully informed, has previously asked his contractors for such pleasant things as “half of their lifespan” and “both eyes.” What will it ask of Aki? We don’t know, the end credits drop in here, leaving that a question for the future.

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Let’s Watch SPY X FAMILY Episode 23 – “The Unwavering Path”

Finally, for 22 uninterrupted glorious minutes, Spy x Family has seen fit to go full Looney Tunes.

I actually complained about something similar to this a few episodes back. But that was different; a single scene that goofy in an episode that otherwise works on rather different rules is out of place. An entire episode of that sort is a lot easier to swallow. Even if some of the fundamental issues that needle the outside edges of SpyFam remain, this is one of the strongest episodes of the entire second cour.

And what can we thank for this radical advance? Tennis, naturally.

It’s easy to use shortcuts like “fluid” and even “sakuga” to describe particularly pleasing animation in anime, but the stuff in this episode really does stack up perfectly well to anything else being made right now, even seasonal highlights in this department as diverse as Chainsaw Man and BOCCHI THE ROCK! – Spy x Family, for this episode at least, stands right beside them.

The “Fonies” tennis match is fun in its own right, too. Loid and Fiona’s opponents begin pulling out even more absurd tricks to help them win; raising and lowering the net height, artificial wind, coating the ball in a foul-smelling perfume, shooting Loid with a rubber bullet from a sniper rifle (quote: “I figured something like this might happen, so I wore a bulletproof vest.” What a man.) None of it works! Twilight and Nightfall are just too damn good together at, specifically tennis, and nothing else. When the match ends, the agents’ mark is so taken by the sheer strength of their play that he gives them the prize, as promised. One of their opponents turns over a new leaf as well. All’s well that ends well, right?

Well, not quite. Fiona is still Fiona, and while I’d ordinarily criticize Spy x Family here for managing to fail the Bechdel Test repeatedly when it has so many female characters, the rivalry that’s developing between Fiona and Yor is actually one of the more interesting plot points the show’s served up recently. It’s also damn funny, if only to see Fiona vastly underestimate Yor. She challenges her to a tennis match, apparently not sick of the sport quite yet. Yor appears to whiff her first swing, only for it to turn out that actually, what happened is that she diced the tennis ball into pieces. This is a fun double gag, because one sees Yor wind up dramatically, sees her seem to miss the ball and assumes the show is going for yet another “Yor’s so clumsy” joke, only for the ball to then crumble into chunks, revealing that this is actually a “Yor’s so deadly” joke. (The better of the two categories, by far.)

Naturally, Yor absolutely smokes Fiona, and Agent Nightfall is left totally defeated, old-school sketch frame and all.

The episode’s final shot is an intriguing one; Yor, sitting on the couch of the Forgers’ apartment, staring off into space, clearly bothered by something. Is it Fiona? After all, “fake” marriage or not, Loid has started running around, suddenly, with a woman who Yor’s never seen before. One can understand why she might feel insecure about such a thing.

This, to be sure, would still be a relatively basic plot. (It’s not like “two women fighting over a man” is anything particularly new.) But there’s always room for new spins on old ideas, and if Spy x Family seems like it’s more on-track recently than it has been for much of this cour, maybe digging back into the fundamentals is exactly what it needs.