ONE PIECE Every Day – Chapter 24

One Piece Every Day is a column where I read a chapter of One Piece every single day—more or less—and discuss my thoughts on it. Each entry will have spoilers up to the chapter covered in that day’s column.

Please keep in mind that many other readers are also first-timers. Do NOT spoil anything beyond this point in the comments!


Why does Usopp tell so many lies? Well, today we find out; mostly, to entertain a pretty girl. There are worse reasons to just Make Things Up All The Time. That girl is Kaya, the rich, ill heiress alluded to but not shown in the previous chapter. We meet her formally here, as well as her butler Klahadore. Their dynamic—and their relation to Usopp—becomes clear pretty quickly.

What the hell is he doing with his glasses.

Usopp sits outside of Kaya’s window and tells her tall tales of his “exploits” as a “gallant pirate.” These are nonsense, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she knows they’re nonsense, but they make her happy, which is all that matters to either of them. Klahadore is having none of this, as he apparently thinks that…being excited is bad for Kaya’s constitution. I suspect there is more to it than that, but that’s what he claims his motive is, at any rate.

Luffy and friends learn about all this from Usopp’s “pirate lackeys”—a trio of kids with vegetable names who look up to Usopp because they like his ability to tell stories—and promptly decides that this, clearly, is where he and his crew should acquire their ship.

Thus, the final scene of the chapter is a big morass outside Kaya’s bedroom window. Usopp, who’s been telling her a story is confronted by her butler, and then Luffy and friends show up to make things even more complicated.

But things really heat up when Klahadore starts laying into Usopp about his father being a pirate. This, apparently, is 100% fact. And Usopp does not take having his missing dad spoken ill of kindly.

There’s an overtone of class tension here. Not that “working class pirate falls for rich girl” is anything new even if Usopp really were a pirate, but it’s interesting how Klahadore deliberately provokes Usopp and then blames him for snapping. A dynamic that is, unfortunately, quite true to life. (On a level more immediate to One Piece’s original target audience, I imagine it reminded no small amount of kids of their school bullies, too.)

The chapter ends here, quite literally mid-thought from Luffy. What does he remember? That’s a question for tomorrow.


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(REVIEW) BIRDIE WING -GOLF GIRLS STORY- Just Doesn’t Give a Damn

This review contains spoilers for the reviewed material. This is your only warning.


“The Symphogear of Golf”

-Blurb for a now-deleted review of the first episode by Anilist user SolidQuentin.

Just accept that it makes no sense. Birdie Wing doesn’t care about your feelings—toward golf or toward anything else—and that includes how serious you think it’s being. This is sports anime as Rorschach Blot, a series that practically dares you to take it on its own terms even as it’s consistently the goofiest fucking thing that aired in its season.

Consider this; it’s ED theme (which I may or may not be listening to as I write this), is the achingly beautiful Tsukuyomi track “Nightjar.” For a series like this, it’s totally incongruous as an ending at first glance; a deeply sincere piece of work attached to an anime that is on its face, absolutely ludicrous. It’s right there in the premise; golf taken as deadly-serious as a shonen martial arts tournament or a mob movie, with all the camp that tonal dissonance implies. Over Birdie Wing‘s criminally short 13-episode first season, lives and livelihoods alike are staked on golf games. Pride is, too, and absolutely all of this is given the same narrative weight. (With one exception, as we’ll get to.)

Somehow, in that ED, when a shot of a golf ball dissolves into the night sky, an eagle cutting a shadowy figure against the moon, it makes a kind of sense. If it’s absurd, it’s not in a bad way at all.

It begins with illegal betting; our protagonist Eve (Akari Kitou) makes what little money she can to support her adoptive family by pulling off impossible shots. Golf balls fire like revolver bullets between moving train cars and lop the limbs off of trees. It’s totally insane, and, in its own way, hilarious. But as Eve meets her rival / golf girlfriend Aoi Amawashi (Asami Seto), and the series continues to tick on, things like that just keep happening. Every time, you expect Birdie Wing to tip its hand and reveal that the entire thing is a joke, but it never does. Not when we’re introduced to Golf Mafia Boss Rose Aleone (Toa Yukinari), not when we see that another mob boss owns an illegal underground course that can physically morph its shape into a new, random course every time, not when Eve’s first major hurdle as a player is a woman with a snake motif named Viper the Reaper (Kaori Nazuka) who tries to psyche her opponents out with a scented tattoo. Not ever. It almost feels like a challenge, Birdie Wing dares you to blink first, because it certainly isn’t going to. About the closest it ever gets is this joke about Eve’s inexplicable, fluent Japanese.

Rose Aleone eventually dies. Seriously, she loses a golf game, and her life is snuffed out in a pastiche of old gangster movies that is way, way better and more genuine than it really seems like it should be. Eve moves to Japan and effectively stars in a second, different, marginally more conventional absurd-serious golf anime for the series’ second half. That shouldn’t really work either. It does too, to the surprise of no one. I’ve barely even found time to mention the flirty toying that Eve and Aoi are constantly engaged in. It definitely slots the series comfortably next to, if not outright in, the yuri genre.

I’ve spent a lot of time describing Birdie Wing and rather little elaborating on my own feelings on it. To tell the truth, because of its nature wherein what one brings to Birdie Wing strongly influences what one takes away from it, I almost think it’s not really meant for people like me. Folks who can’t really shut off the analytical part of their brain even when they’re totally enjoying something. But enjoy it I did, so on the other hand, maybe I’ve been played as thoroughly as any other member of this show’s audience. (In this respect, it very much is like Symphogear, making it the second anime in as many weeks that I’ve reviewed to have some trace of the seminal singing-girls-punch-things anime in it.)

Let me put it this way. Late in the series, we’re introduced to supporting character Kinue Jinguuji (Mai Nakahara). Jinguuji is a fairly classic character in the “had to give up on her dreams because a passion for something is not the same as being good at it” mold, something many other anime have done before and plenty others have done in a way that is, at least on paper, more poignant. But somehow, the fact that Jinguuji’s dream is this—golfing, the most boring sport in the world, and one of the hardest to take seriously—makes what would ordinarily be a light tap feel like a sucker punch. Through sheer commitment to the bit, Birdie Wing will make you care about this.

In the end, the show’s first season ends in a shrug, setting up more plot points than it resolves. Why? Because it knows it’ll return like a golfing T-1000. The 13-episode count was a fakeout, and season two is slated for next winter. What else is there to say? Bury Birdie shallow, it’ll be back.


Update: Season two has premiered! You can read my coverage here.


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ONE PIECE Every Day – Chapter 23

One Piece Every Day is a column where I read a chapter of One Piece every single day—more or less—and discuss my thoughts on it. Each entry will have spoilers up to the chapter covered in that day’s column.

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Oh boy.

Meet Usopp, the village idiot.

Every single day, Usopp runs around his village screaming his head off about an impending pirate invasion. Every single day, he is lying. Is he a mythomaniac and can’t help it? Is he just a dick, as teenagers sometimes are? Who knows. More pertinent to my personal experience is that this entire opening sequence made me want to go crawl in a cave and hibernate for three months. “Boy who cried wolf” situations just rouse some sort of deep, visceral nails-on-chalkboard feeling within me.

More to the point, what is this village anyway? It’s some place that Nami suggested the crew look for a larger ship, since going the Grand Line unprepared is likely to get them all killed. Fair enough, I say. That is the situation; they’re here on this island searching for a ship, and they have to deal with This Fucking Guy.

Who of course claims to be a pirate when he meets Luffy and friends. Nami does not really buy it. And no one buys it when Usopp tries to slide into their crew in a later scene.

I’m sure the character’s voluminous bravado will eventually get more endearing than embarrassing but—and maybe this is just because I’m rather sleepy as I’m typing this—in this moment, I am just a bit annoyed by him. Probably this will change, but that is how I feel in the immediacy of the now. (“The immediacy of the now” is one of my favorite overblown pretentious turns of phrase. I highly recommend trying to slip it into casual conversation sometime just to see what happens.)

More interesting than Usopp’s bloviating is the mysterious mansion, complete with an ill heiress, that he informs Luffy’s crew lies on the outskirts of town. The chapter ends on this note, a cut to said heiress (although honestly, she kind of looks like Nami. I suspect this will be a recurring pattern).

Tomorrow: We find out whatever’s going on here and hopefully I feel a bit more awake when I’m writing my next one of these.


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ONE PIECE Every Day – Chapter 22

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Chapter 22 is called “Strange Creatures.” Now, I wonder why it might have a title like that?

Do y’all think there are like ZooBooks about these creatures in the One Piece universe? Is my audience even old enough to remember ZooBooks? Did any of you have the Free Tiger Poster? If you still do, I would exchange an anime commission for it.

Feathered and crested foxes aside, this chapter is actually a mostly self-contained little story. Its actual events, at the moment at least, seem to me to be of little consequence. But, we get some important worldbuilding and learn a few other interesting things. That’s more than enough to justify the slightly-longer-than-usual page count here (30 vs. the usual 20-something).

The basic plot is quite straightforward. Luffy spots an island through his looking scope, he and Nami make landfall while Zolo rests in the ship, and they meet a bunch of weird animals. And also this guy.

This fuzzy gentleman is Gaimon. He was stranded on the island nearly 20 years prior while searching for treasure (as part of a pirate crew, natch). He fell in an empty treasure chest, got stuck, and no one has come back to help him in all that time. A sad story in its own way, maybe, but Gaimon is quite the comical figure, being mostly a waddling head with his entire body, sans feet and hands, stuck in the box. He’s a bit of a human hermit crab, one might say.

Luffy eventually helps the man find the treasure he’s been searching for all these years, only for it to turn out that the chests are empty. Easy come, easy go. (Gaimon declines an offer to join Luffy’s crew, staying on the island as the protector of the many tiankeng-worthy creatures that live there.) The whole misadventure is a little inconsequential, and the chapter itself might feel that way too if not for some interesting things we learn about the actual world of One Piece during it.

For instance. You, like I, may have thought “The Grand Line” was a slightly odd name for a stretch of ocean. As it turns out, it’s not a stretch of ocean, it’s a strait that links two of them. Think The Bosporus if, instead of linking two large, economically-important and well-traversed seas, it linked the only two major of bodies of water on the planet.

This instantly explains a lot about the world of One Piece, especially its generally nautically-focused nature. The Grand Line is dangerous, though, even Gaimon, who’s been stranded on his island for two decades, has stories to pass on of the souls who survive a passage through it.

But, Luffy’s casual but overwhelming self-confidence must be infectious, as it’s not long before Gaimon is wishing him good luck when he departs.

This was an odd little detour for the series, but I’m glad we took it, if only for the interesting tidbits about the world of One Piece itself. As for Gaimon, he’s not too banged up about the empty treasure chests.

I wouldn’t be too shocked if he shows up again someday. But for now, it’s farewell to the weird warden of the island of strange animals.

As for tomorrow’s adventure? Who knows?


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Site Update: The End of Anime Orbit Weekly & Other Future Plans

Hi folks, as is often the case with these short “site update” PSA things, I’ll keep this brief.

The very short version is that I will not be doing any Anime Orbit Weekly posts anymore, and will be replacing them with something else. If you don’t really care about my reasoning, you can stop reading now, I’ve gotten the most important thing across.

If you do care about my reasoning; the fact of the matter is just that AOW posts are not read by most people. They get absolutely miniscule numbers, a fact that is especially stark when weighed against my other posts. We’re talking around 1/4th of those that articles dedicated to a single show or topic get, sometimes less.

This makes sense, if you think about it. Articles about a single subject are much easier to tag, which leads to better SEO, which leads to more page hits. It’s as simple as that.

As for what I’ll be replacing them with, my current plan is to just occasionally do “seasonal check-ins” on anime I think are doing something interesting over the course of a given season or are just worth talking about in some other way. This will preserve the function of AOW but in a form that’s easier to navigate and is more likely to draw in new visitors.

I will probably give these columns their own dedicated space on the front page, and the Anime Orbit Weekly archive will either be deprecated entirely or moved to the very bottom of the Anime section. (Frankly, the archive is itself another factor here. It’s ugly and extremely laborious to update, which is why it’s months behind everything else on the site.)

I might still call these new articles “Anime Orbit” or something related (it’s a good name, and it’d be a shame to waste it), but I don’t want to make any hard commitments at this juncture.

That’s about all, anime fans. Hopefully this change will improve your reading experience here on Magic Planet Anime. Stay safe out there.

ONE PIECE Every Day – Chapter 21

One Piece Every Day is a column where I read a chapter of One Piece every single day—more or less—and discuss my thoughts on it. Each entry will have spoilers up to the chapter covered in that day’s column.

Please keep in mind that many other readers are also first-timers. Do NOT spoil anything beyond this point in the comments!


One Piece chapter 21 is a comedy of errors. The gist of it all; that Nami joins Luffy’s still-small pirate crew, and that our heroes cast off from the port town that Buggy and his men had invaded, is fairly simple. Scattered throughout, though, are some fun details.

Details like “booty is a funny word and it’s funny how everyone in this manga says it with a straight face.” There, you don’t get analysis like that from AnimeNewsNetwork.

Take, for instance, the townspeople. When they come upon the wreckage near the docks, and see only two people (Nami and Luffy) still conscious, they make the reasonable assumption that it’s Luffy who’s caused all this chaos. A notion Luffy seems to actively contribute to, rather than resolving.

They pose no real threat to Luffy, Nami, and the still half-conscious Zolo. Even if they did, their retreat is covered by the manga’s best character; Chou-Chou the dog.

Our heroes eventually encounter some familiar faces hiding out on Nami’s ship.

Which certainly seems like it could be a chapter all its own. But, harkening back to what happened to them all the way back when Zolo and Luffy were originally separated, the pirates bolt—not even leaving the ship properly, just straight up jumping overboard—as Zolo wakes up.

The Mayor eventually regains consciousness as well, and….well he actually doesn’t clear up the misunderstanding with the townsfolk at all, but he does see Luffy and co. off, thanking them as they depart. This is the second time now that Luffy’s crew has left a town that way, and I imagine it won’t be the last.

So, our heroes are +1 Navigator, +1 Map of the Grand Line, and +1 on Rollicking Adventures. What’s next for them? Well, I’ll let the narration boxes do my job for me.


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ONE PIECE Every Day – Chapter 20

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We return to the realm of the chapter-long action sequence here. At the end of the last chapter, Buggy popped the top half of his body off of his legs and chased down Nami, knives akimbo. Obviously, Luffy manages to save her right off the top, here. Because Buggy leaving the lower half of his body behind gives him a completely foreseeable weakness.

You Will No Longer Load The Buggy Balls

Thus begins the systematic dismantling—both literally and figuratively—of Buggy the Clown. Luffy kicks him between the legs, he bickers with Nami over whether or not his treasure is “hers” even if she hasn’t technically fully absconded with it yet, and he makes a desperate attempt to launch an all-out assault by flinging his limbs every which way. This does not go well for him either; Luffy happens to notice that even though every other part of him can fly around freely if he detaches them from his body, the same is not true of his feet, which must remain grounded.

Yes, I am about to post Buggy Feet. You’ve been warned.

Although maybe I should’ve warned you more about some of these facial expressions….

Having Luffy attack his other obvious humiliating weak point distracts Buggy long enough for Nami to round up the rest of his limbs and tie them up. Meaning that, when he does finally pull himself together, he looks like this.

And Luffy finishes off the Clown Prince of the High Seas with a “Gum-Gum Bazooka.” Which mostly just seems to involve chucking him as far away as possible. And with that, it’s bye-bye Buggy, at least for now.

To the victor go the spoils, of course.

Tomorrow: What will Luffy do with that marvelous map he’s found?


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Let’s Watch SPY X FAMILY Episode 12 – Penguin Park

Let’s Watch is a weekly recap column where I follow an anime for the course of its entire runtime. Expect spoilers!


Today, in its cour finale, Spy x Family circles back on its core strengths, those things that make it good in the first place. To wit; the series is an action comedy. There’s a lot of both in ” “. What more do you need?

Well, I don’t know about any of us, but Loid “Twilight” Forger really seems like he could use a few vacation days.

The opening minutes of this episode establish that, on top of the ongoing Operation Strix, Twilight has been picking up extra missions by the armful. (He blames a staff squeeze, and I see no reason to question his expertise.) He’s been getting home late often enough that the apartment complex’s local hens have started to notice, and some of the women in question even wonder aloud if he’s cheating on Yor. (He would never, and I’m vaguely offended at the notion.)

Determined to keep up the appearance of the Forgers being a normal family, Loid insists on taking them out for a weekend trip, suggesting the local aquarium. This proves to be a problem for two reasons. One; some of those local gossipy housewives are also at the aquarium. Two; Twilight’s agency happens to foist another mission on him as he enters the building, to retrieve a film roll smuggled into the country via penguin.

Things unfold as you might expect; Loid has to go undercover as a penguin handler in order to get close to That Specific Penguin, and in the process completely shows up the lead aquarist. He fights an enemy agent, who also wants to get his hands on that bird’s precious info. Said agent “kidnaps” Anya—by which I here mean that Anya clings to his shirt and shouts “I’m being kidnapped!”—and the predictable result is him getting his shit kicked in by Yor. Loid wins a giant penguin plushie for Anya.

It’s a good, solid, fun end to the series’ first half. A rounding-out as it closes the first cour. There’s also a pretty excellent post-script where Anya inducts her new “secret agent”—that is, the penguin plushie—to her spy agency. AKA, her apartment.

Spy x Family will apparently return with a 13-episode second cour in the fall season. Until we rendezvous once again; be seeing you, anime fans.

You are #006!


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ONE PIECE Every Day – Chapter 19

One Piece Every Day is a column where I read a chapter of One Piece every single day—more or less—and discuss my thoughts on it. Each entry will have spoilers up to the chapter covered in that day’s column.

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Unsurprisingly, Buggy the Clown is not dead. But in contrast to last chapter’s pure, streamlined punch-and-stab machine, this chapter is a bit more all over the place. Not in a bad way, but it’s a lot less Just One Thing than yesterday’s.

Mainly, we learn a couple things here; about Red-Hair Shanks, about Buggy the Clown, and about the Devil Fruits themselves, which, it’s becoming increasingly obvious if it weren’t already, are the manga’s central plot tokens.

It’s worth taking an aside here to point this out; it seems like Mayor Boodle’s bravery has inspired his citizens, and they arm themselves while preparing to fight Buggy off. They don’t arrive at the site of the battle in this chapter, though. My guess is we’ll circle back on them tomorrow.

Much more of the chapter is taken up by a flashback from Buggy, where we see a slice of his youth serving as an “apprentice” aboard a pirate ship. We also learn why he ate the Devil Fruit in the first place and why he doesn’t like Shanks. In order, he ate it because he was trying to steal it, and he doesn’t like Shanks because Shanks saved his life. No, that was not a typo. Why did he want to steal the Devil Fruit? Turns out, a lot of people will pay good money for superpowers if the only downside is that they can’t swim.

Assuming a “berry” is roughly about a yen, a hundred million of them is about $743,000 USD. If it’s actually closer in value to a US dollar, then it’s about $100,000,000 USD.

Buggy, via an ill-considered harebrained scheme, ends up both accidentally eating the fruit and nearly drowning. Shanks has to save him, and in spite of that, Buggy ends up blaming him for the failure of his get-rich-quick plan. This is the rare shonen flashback that actually manages to make a character even less sympathetic than they already were, it almost comes across as parodic. (Obviously, that’s intentional, but still, it’s pretty funny.)

Importantly, though, it does establish that Buggy’s fixation on literal gold-and-jewels-style treasure is deep-rooted. Which makes it make sense when he actually cuts and runs from his fight with Luffy. Literally! He pops the top half of his body off and flies at Nami like some kind of cutlass-wielding aerial drone, a shot on which the chapter ends.

Tomorrow: Buggy vs. the thief of pirates!


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Seasonal First Impressions: Hacking and Slashing Through RWBY: ICE QUEENDOM

Seasonal First Impressions is a column where I detail my thoughts, however brief or long, about a currently-airing anime’s first episode or so.


Rarely do I feel the need to start an article with disclaimers, but this is one of those few cases. The RWBY phenomenon largely passed me by, in its original form as a 3DCG cartoon. I was dimly aware of the much-hyped color trailers, the fanbase the series eventually acquired and the eventual backlash to that fanbase. I was also aware, again in only a broad sense, of its status as Rooster Teeth‘s golden egg, of the deeply sad passing of original series creator Monty Oum, and in a general sense, of its history. I even personally know a number of people who are or were huge fans, including my three younger siblings (this is probably the first thing I’ve ever written that there is a non-zero chance they might stumble upon).

Nonetheless, in spite of all that, RWBY was very much something I just knew about. I never really engaged with it at all, beyond occasionally playing the fighting game BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle, in which some of RWBY‘s characters appear. (My younger brother bought it for our then fairly new PlayStation 4.) So, when I write about Ice Queendom today, its curious spinoff / reboot / reinterpretation / something at the hands of Studio Shaft, I write about it as a more or less total outsider. I am judging it largely on its own merits as an action anime, not in terms of how faithful it is or isn’t to the original story, which I’m largely not familiar with, or how well it executes some abstract “vision” for the franchise. (Every long-running franchise has such a thing, an ideal, imaginary form that only exists in the minds of individual creators and fans. Rarely is discussing them productive for anyone.)

To me, Ice Queendom is primarily interesting because of that connection to Shaft. As a studio, it’s hard to argue that Shaft aren’t noticeably past their prime, with their biggest impact on the world of anime—the original Puella Magi Madoka Magica—over a decade in the rearview at this point. But that doesn’t mean they can’t still make good things, and they have recently, including both Madoka’s own spinoff Magia Record and another battle girl anime, Assault Lily Bouquet. There’s some pedigree here, and while I’m only broadly familiar with the man’s work, industry lifer Toshimasa Suzuki seems like a solid choice to direct such a thing, too.

But perhaps predictably, it’s more complicated than that. Through a morass of wonky art, confusing pacing, and at least one hackneyed political allegory, RWBY: Ice Queendom‘s first episode(s?) adds up to perhaps the year’s most confounding premiere. Given that 2022 has given us sheer WTF bombs like Estab-Life and Birdie Wing, that’s pretty impressive in its own way, and not all of the surprises here are bad. But suffice it to say, I think you’d have to be a fairly particular sort of person to want to watch this. Even its format is somewhat screwy; Crunchyroll lists the single-video premiere as “episodes 1-3.” God knows what’s going on there.

But upon starting the episode, what struck me first were the character designs. I’ve never seen the original RWBY, but I have seen screenshots and gifs of it—I had a tumblr in the early 2010s, it was practically omnipresent—and while it never struck me as a visual buffet or anything, it at least looked distinct. The same isn’t really true here, with all four of the main heroines being squashed into a frankly rather generic-looking visual mold that seems suited for an anime much less ambitious than this. Over the course of the hour-long premiere special, I got used to it, but it took a while, which is not a great sign. (Also, in an attempt to emphasize their lips, all of the female characters are given what ends up looking a lot like lip gloss. This is a visual trope that bugs the ever-loving fuck out of me.) Occasionally they’re drawn a bit differently (presumably the result of different boarders or even different animators) and look a bit better, but it’s still going to be an adjustment not just for returning fans but for anyone who even vaguely knows what the original series looked like.

Some characters take to it better than others. I like how Blake looks, in particular.

In general, there is a distinct feeling of visual cheapness throughout fairly large chunks of this premiere. The production bubble hasn’t been kind to anyone, and this would not be the first time a Shaft production took a noticeable hit because of it. But whereas Magia Record could get away with lacking polish to some extent by leaning into its abstractness, Ice Queendom mostly does not have that option. The fantasy world here is portrayed mostly in earthen tones, both literally and thematically, and it suffers noticeably from the lacking tactility and spatial definition.

This doesn’t mean there are no visual merits; this episode is pretty good at fun action sequences, definitely. There’s some good directorial work, too, with enough clever uses of manga-style paneling that it might eventually turn into something of a signature piece of visual work for the series. But really, if you’re just here for Sakuga™, there are a couple of real highlights. And in general, the issue is not the lack of quality, it’s the lack of consistency. Some scenes are excellent, and a few even achieve a somewhat surreal, spacey vibe that might dimly remind viewers of certain other Shaft shows, but others are just terrible (there is a very blatant instance of an unfinished animation being looped several times in a row in part 3, for a premiere, that’s a bad sign), and still others float somewhere in-between.

With its production a distinctly up and down affair, that leaves the story to carry the rest of the weight. But, even after having seen the entire premiere, a lot about the world of RWBY remains rather obscure to me. It’s possible this is on purpose, but it might also be semi-by-design, a case of trying to appeal to new arrivals and old fans simultaneously but falling between two stools in the process. (See also; that Pokémon movie I reviewed a few months ago.)

As far as I can tell, RWBY’s setting is defined by the presence of monsters called Grimms, which lack “Aura”—life force, basically—and turn into “Dust” when killed. Dust, as far as I can tell, can be broadly analogued to souls from Dark Souls. It has power of its own, and also seems to be used as a currency.

Grimms are fought by Hunters, which all four of our heroines want to become for various reasons. These are Ruby Rose (Saori Hayami), the bubbly title lead, her doting older sister Yang Xiao Long (Ami Koshimizu), the aloof, proud heiress Weiss Schnee (Youko Hikasa), and Blake Belladonna (Yuu Shimamura), who is a catgirl.

For the most part, they seem like rather simple characters with simple motivations, although Ruby is the only person we really get the full story of here, in that she wants to follow in her late mother’s footsteps as a huntress. Not for nothing is Ruby also the character who works best here, she’s cute as a button but also has a huge transforming scythe-gun thing. It’s hard to go wrong with that.

There are also many other characters introduced here. North of a dozen, if I had to take a guess. We learn rather little about most of them, this early on, although a small handful like honors student / cereal box model (really) Pyrrha Nikos (Megumi Toyoguchi) and the adorably terrifying Penny (Megumi Han) manage to make a decent impact in their relatively brief screentime regardless.

The actual plot? Our girls enroll at an academy for Hunters. I don’t want to say that “Harry Potter packing heat” is the general vibe here, but in spots it kind of is. Much of the specifics of this become the victim of the premiere’s downright bizarre pacing.

There is a pretty incredible moment where, because of a news story, three of our four heroines are discussing how corrupt one “Schnee Corporation” is, only for Weiss, who is the heiress of said company, to introduce herself to the group by overhearing it and taking offense. Was she just standing around eavesdropping? Is this bit of hilarious coincidence from the original show? I honestly have no idea. I’m not entirely sure it’s meant to be as funny as I found it.

It doesn’t really matter, because not long after that scene, our characters—plus a second team of hopefuls—are flung into a forest to take their life or death entrance exam. Here, the show comes to life with properly exciting action sequences and just enough forward plot motion to be compelling. Then, when our heroines pass their exam and are formally grouped together as “Team RWBY”—all of the teams have fun, pronounceable acronyms for names, I suppose—it immediately becomes boring again, focusing on the petty and uninteresting conflict between Weiss and Ruby or other similarly dull character interactions that just don’t mean much of anything because we haven’t gotten the proper time to know these girls, yet. Ice Queendom is frustrating in this way; at several points during the premiere, I was bored to tears, only for it to burst with exciting and fluid visuals or an interesting story tidbit once again, and then again promptly fall back asleep a few minutes later.

It’s actually Blake Belladonna who gets the shortest end of the writing stick, at least so far. Blake has the misfortune of being Team RWBY’s only Faunus—that is to say, a kemonomimi person—and consequently, she is the conduit for this episode’s utterly toothless gesturing toward political commentary. Over the course of the third part of the premiere, she and Weiss get into a big argument about the (pick one) terrorist group / brave freedom fighters / people just doing their best White Fang, who Weiss loathes because they’ve killed people she personally knows, and which Blake used to be a part of.

There is a frankly incredible scene where Blake pulls off her bow only to reveal that she has cat ears that look exactly the same as her bow underneath it. It is incredible in every sense of that word.

There are, I’m sure, ways to handle this that are not completely terrible, but you won’t find them here. Blake and Weiss are treated as simply having a misunderstanding, and Weiss eventually kinda-sorta reconciles with Blake after only a few real-world minutes of self-reflection. Nothing is actually resolved, and Weiss apparent actual bigotry toward Faunus (yes, an anime girl who hates catgirls. Unreal.) is simply brushed aside. (And of course, despite the weird racism angle here, it will not shock you that at no point during the series so far has an actual POC shown up in a noteworthy role, which is just inexcusable.)

On the whole, Ice Queendom is a mess, really. Which is a shame, because there is some good stuff in here. In addition to the visual highlights there’s a neat plot—unresolved here, presumably it’ll be concluded in the next proper episode—where a Grimm that can imitate humans and trap them in mental prisons based on their own insecurities shows up. It’s defeated temporarily by a mysterious character who calls herself a “nightmare hunter.” Her exorcism method involves tying people up with weird purple string.

Bondage Joke.

It’s weird, it’s cool, and it points a way forward for Ice Queendom in general. It’s not impossible that the series will eventually find its legs. And I hope it does, both because I will probably continue watching it somewhat in spite of my own good judgment (I will remind longtime readers that I’m one of the few Blue Reflection Ray apologists, bad production has never scared me off), and because the people who have been ride-or-die for RWBY for nearly ten years deserve a good show, not something haphazard and half-assed.

The Takeaway: If you can stomach the bizarre plotting and wonky production to get to the standout action sequences and some of the weirder stuff, this might be worth checking out. If you’re a lifelong RWBY fan, you’re probably already watching it. For anyone else? I think this is probably a skip, especially with more promising-looking battle girl anime (eg. Lycoris Recoil) on the immediate horizon.


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