The Weekly Orbit [2/11/25]

The Weekly Orbit is a weekly(-ish) column collecting and refining my more casual anime- and manga-related thoughts from the previous week. Mostly, these are taken from my tumblr blog, and assume familiarity with the works covered. Be wary of spoilers!


Another week, another batch of girlies being absolutely dramatic. I’ll be honest, between the seasonals and the manga I read for this column, this might have the highest “girlies being dramatic” ratio of anything I’ve written in a long long while. I’d say in this respect at least, I’m living my best life. I hope you are too.


Anime – Seasonal

Ave Mujica – Episode 6

Every week I walk in to the torment nexus and walk out with my heart broken in three places. What a show.

Some interesting play with structure and framing this episode. At last week’s conclusion Soyo was shown discovering Mortis, and the whole scene was framed in slasher movie tones. Here, now that she has a better idea of Mortis’ whole, you know, thing, Mortis is instead framed as the angry, lost girl that she really is. I really enjoyed (and did not at all expect) Soyo actually playing along with Mortis’ whole ‘calling the doctor’ bit, it shows a pretty deep empathy that I don’t really know if we’ve seen the character express before? (It’s been a while since I watched MyGO, so I may be forgetting something.) Also, she apparently spends 3 whole days sleeping over there trying to patch things up, which, while there’s definitely a selfish aspect to her motive (she misses CRYCHiC too, after all), I still think deserves serious real one points. I don’t think I’d have the emotional stamina to spend 3 whole days consoling anyone about anything.

Full credit to Rana also, who can just intuit what’s going on with Mortis and Mutsumi without even actually being told. (She doesn’t actually go out of her way to help, though, and spends a decent amount of time this episode playing with cats. Rana remains this subseries’ most mysterious character.) Mortis actually seems to develop a bit of a crush on her, and is that a twinge of jealousy I detect from Soyo about that fact? In the tumblr version of this post I made a joke about the relationship chart this series must have, and then they just actually published one. Way to undercut my quips, Bushiroad.

I like Umiri’s brief scene in this episode. Forever the eternal mercenary, she describes the breakup of Ave Mujica as though it happened around her and not to her. And yet when Ricky Taki calls her on this, she gets annoyed. Truly the “fake ass IDGF’er” meme in human form.

The first half of this episode, I must stress, is actually pretty light by this show’s standards. So of course, there needs to be a breaking point somewhere. Here, that breaking point is between Mortis and Mutsumi, who stirs for the first time in a solid month only to find how awry things have gone in her absence. This isn’t what she wanted, and Mortis is appalled to learn so. The two have an argument in headspace, which of course to anyone outside of the Mutsumi-Mortis system’s own head just looks like an argument with herself, and she actually carries on so bad that she ends up tripping and falling in front of Live House Ring and making a huge scene, which of course a throng of anonymous busybodies are nearby to witness. It’s SO much that it would come off as contrived if the show weren’t so set on showing us how badly this is fucking over Mutsumi and Mortis. It’s hard to watch.

There is something admirable about the show’s complete lack of handholding with this kind of thing. This episode alone depicts multiple conflicts within a fully-realized mental space, a tug-of-war between Mortis and Mutsumi for their collective fate that is just profoundly sad to witness. I do wonder how legible this is to audiences who aren’t plural. Part of me is worried this series might actually be too ahead of its time for most audiences to properly appreciate.

(I’ve barely talked about Sakiko here and she is absolutely going through it up and down this entire episode. From the horrible, obviously untrue claims she makes about not caring about either band or even about Mutsumi, to the folder of sticky notes she’s gotten from Tomori over the years, to the fact that she sadly looks for another one despite telling Tomori off for them last week. To. This fucking expression, just, god.)

There’s a mostly-lighthearted interlude with Nyamu (it remains really funny that her dark secret, compared to everyone else’s, seems to just be that she’s from the sticks), but even that is twinged with her finding out about Mortis and Mutsumi’s public breakdown. The episode then ends with MyGO finding out about Sakiko’s whole extremely fucking complicated family situation. Episode 7 is entitled “Post nubila Phoebus,” “after the clouds, the Sun.” In most other contexts that would be a shining beam of hope, and maybe it is here too, but I’m fairly sure things will get worse before they get better. (Recall, we still have no idea what’s going on with Uika, just as one example, and she’s the only character from either band who doesn’t put in even a cursory appearance in this episode. Where is she!)

Flower and Asura – Episodes 2-5

I don’t usually try to predict how an anime will end before it gets there. But, by the same token, I tend to usually have at least a broad idea of what something “is doing” for most of its run. A first episode or so might need some room to establish itself, but by the halfway point of a series, one can usually figure out its whole deal with relative ease, especially if you’ve been watching anime for a while. All this is the long way around to say; I don’t get caught out by an anime very often. When I’m surprised it’s usually the addition of some new element, as opposed to something I had just outright been misunderstanding. Flower and Asura thus gets to join a pretty exclusive club with its fifth episode, and I am left to consider if I’ve maybe been underrating the show a little. (And by the time you’re reading this another episode will have aired, sigh! The unrelenting march of time.)

The gist is this: so far, Flower and Asura has largely been presented through the eyes of its main character, Hana. Hana’s insecurities and need to find a way to express herself defined the first episode or two of the series, and—perhaps this is the show’s fault, but I’m more inclined to blame myself—because of that, I had not really given terribly much consideration to the interiority of the show’s other characters. Natsue An, the snippy girl with the twin-tails, is a direct challenge to this, in her interactions with Hana she essentially addresses the viewer directly. This is the case with the rest of the cast, but the other two members’ inner lives we’ve explored to any extent are those of Mizuki, the free-spirited upperclassman that recruited Hana in the first place, and Ryouko, who, while not exactly a one-note character, has a deep interest in classic literature that aligns her nicely with Hana and Mizuki’s philosophy that recitation is primarily an art. The NHK Cup, the tournament looming in the show’s background, is to them secondary to reading what they want to be reading, and Ryouko says as much directly. Winning is not hugely important to either of them. (Certainly not to Ryouko, whose gleeful joy at the ancient drama frozen in glass by the Japanese Classics is outright described in-show as fetishistic. I feel very strongly I would get along with this character.)

Natsue is an irregularity here. She actually wants to win the Cup. As such, she’s not performing literary recitations like the characters we’ve discussed so far but rather a technical program, an altogether different thing that relies on a different skillset. Despite their different paths, Natsue is clearly at least appreciative of Hana’s talent, and, in her particularly brusque way, urges her to choose Kafka’s The Metamorphosis from among the available works to read a selection from. This is in contrast to Hana’s own desire to read from a contemporary work. (A work which in fact appears to be about a romance between two girls. Subtle.) If we’re just judging on taste, Natsue is clearly completely right; Hana’s particular timbre, especially the lower and more menacing end of her arsenal, which we know of from episode one, would lend itself very well to something as dark as The Metamorphosis. But this just isn’t what Hana wants to do, and it’s easy to read Natsue’s insistence that she do it as jealousy. It makes almost too much sense, right? Natsue, clearly someone who has very strong opinions on literature from her insistence on Hana’s selection and her denigration of the book Hana actually wants to read as shallow, would rather be doing recitation, right? I certainly read things that way. But we should stop ourselves here, because what that assumption actually is, I am a little embarrassed to say, is probably just projection.

Natsue, after an entire episode of Hana bugging her about it (including a magnetic—and also kind of embarrassing!—scene where Hana actually recites from the book she is planning to read from. In public, where the whole student body can see it), eventually explains that no, the real reason she’s so set on winning the tournament is nothing this complicated. She relates an anecdote from middle school where, in that school’s broadcasting club, an enthusiastic friend was selected to go to the nationals over her. Despite that friend’s insistence that Natsue was actually better at recitation than she was, the condescension—intentional or not—stung more than the actual failure. It has nothing to do with her specific talents and everything to do with just wanting to win in the first place.

Hana is left with the figurative egg on her face, although it’s not so bad, given that this causes the two to actually roughly get along for the first time in the entire show. Still, there’s an important point in there about not just assuming motives for this sort of thing. A point well made to both high school girls and, it turns out, anime critics more than a decade removed from high school.

All this and I’ve barely mentioned how utterly gay Mizuki and Hana’s entire relationship is. How embarrassing!

You and Idol Precure – Episodes 1 & 2

Idol anime are dead, long live idol anime.

Really interesting stuff with this show these past two episodes. Very clearly this is trying to be an “old school” Precure season in that it’s very physical and has a certain kind of comedy that’s been absent for the past couple years. Some people have been a little down on this but to be honest I’m really enjoying it, especially the return of the fisticuffs after an absence in Wonderful. (Not that that show needed them, but it’s always good to have some punching.) Our lead, Uta, alias Cure Idol [Matsuoka Misato], is probably the goofiest main Cure we’ve had in a while. I’m here for it. (That said, it seems like the blue Cure is going to have A Somewhat Sad Backstory and if I know myself I’m going to probably like her most, but who knows.)

Manga

Black and White: Tough Love at the Office

In the best possible way: this is wretched.

What we have here is a yuri manga where the “girls love” is two women, Shirakawa Junko and Kuroda Kayo, attempting to just completely destroy each others’ professional and personal lives over the course of several months after they begin working together in the same department of a bank. There’s a lot of talk about “toxic yuri” in the air right now, moreso than ever before I think, but this is a pretty potent strain of the stuff. These two are bad for each other, they don’t like each other, they become psychologically obsessed with each other, and their “intimacy” consists of violent, questionably-consensual sexual encounters where they alternate between actually fucking and throwing punches and the like at each other. It’s violent! Very violent!

None of this is a complaint of course, the primal and twisted nature of these scenes—which there are really only a couple throughout the whole manga, and they’re all pretty brief—is a big part of the point. There’s an idea floated here that while these two women are both trapped within the financial system that employs them, they’re at each others’ throats. Junko is BY FAR the more vicious of the two, and once Kayo starts seeing another woman, she gets that woman, a fund manager, fired for financial fraud. And yet, when the manga ends, Junko finds herself a pawn of the shadiest parts of the company she works for, possibly for the rest of her life, despite being “successful” in the business sense (and having picked up a new partner along the way). It’s Kayo who gets off with the comparatively happy ending; she quits the company entirely, and leaves to pursue love and happiness, things more important than success and failure. It’s honestly a surprisingly romantic ending for something that’s otherwise so vicious. Of course, not for Junko, who in the final page of the manga literally vanishes into darkness to join the other behind-the-scenes power brokers who run the company and Japan’s finances in general. I guess who really “won” is a matter of perspective, but I know who I’d rather be. (And not just because I’d rather have Junko making all of those twisted, sadistic grimaces at me, but you didn’t hear me say that.)


And that’ll do us for the second week of February. As with last week, I’m going to directly request that you drop a donation if you like reading these columns. They’re my only source of income, and every penny really does help a lot.

See you next week, but before I go, allow me to leave you with this week’s Bonus Thought, a sacred legend from the old days.


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Twenty Perfect Minutes: BanG Dream! It’s MyGO!!!!! Episode 13 – The Only One I Can Trust Is Myself

Twenty Perfect Minutes is an irregular column where I take a look at a single, specific anime episode that shaped my experience with the medium in some way, was personally important to me, or that I just really, really like. These columns contain spoilers.

This column contains additional spoilers for episodes 1-5 of BanG Dream! Ave Mujica.

This column is a companion piece to the 2/2/25 edition of The Weekly Orbit. They can be read independently, but make more sense together.


“Because….you seem like you’re about to break apart, Sakiko.”

No one ever would, but if someone were to ask me what the biggest whiff of my career was, it was far and away not covering BanG Dream! It’s MyGO!!!!! while it was still airing. I wrote a little about it, but not nearly enough. Hilariously, in that article, I call the series “fine,” and mostly gloss over Togawa Sakiko as a character except in how she relates to Tomori. Readers with long memories will recall it actually took me until last year to even finish the damn thing. I can’t defend my own lack of taste there, but I’ve certainly come around since then. (And to anyone who thinks I’m overrating the hell out of one or both seasons of this series, well, you’re not going to come away from this article with your mind changed.)

So, think of this as making up for lost time. As I’ve watched Ave Mujica, MyGO‘s direct sequel and a significantly darker take on (and inversion of) some of MyGO‘s same themes, I’ve felt compelled to revisit the origin story of that season’s eponymous band. With the benefit of hindsight, this feels like doing an autopsy. Anyone caught up on Ave Mujica as of the time of this writing knows that Ave Mujica themselves have broken up. If they get back together, it probably won’t be for a while, and it probably won’t be in the same way. So in hindsight, the first episode they appear in, MyGO‘s thirteenth (which is essentially just Ave Mujica episode zero), feels like the only real example of Ave Mujica as Sakiko, their founder, keyboardist, and composer, intended them to be. Sakiko’s unwillingness to compromise on her vision is one of a number of factors that led to the band’s eventual dissolution, but really, we should have seen this coming.

I mean, it’s kind of right there in the title, isn’t it?

The episode actually opens, at least after a brief and ominous prelude, by focusing on MyGO‘s own core cast. This only makes sense, It’s MyGO!!!!! the band are MyGO‘s main characters, and this is the immediate aftermath of their moment of triumph. Things are, for once, relatively clear, and the anime’s opening song is as clear and shining as the sapphire sky in its visuals. Of particular interest to us in this first half of the episode is a scene between Soyo and Tomori on the bridge near the latter’s home. Soyo says plainly that initially, when they were both members of their previous band CRYCHiC, the emotional rawness of Tomori’s lyrics was never something she was entirely comfortable with. But now, she says, she realizes the emotions expressed in those lyrics weren’t Tomori’s alone. They were hers, too.

Through Tomori’s music, she and Soyo are able to relate to each other. This of course is MyGO‘s last great expression of its thematic core, music as a tool of communication, openness, and honesty. In this, MyGO is overall not entirely dissimilar to the show that replaced it as the girl band anime of the moment the following year, Girls Band Cry. (A fact both franchises took notice and advantage of.) The two have one major difference though, Girls Band Cry wraps its story up around the time that main band Togenashi Togeari’s members begin to truly understand each other, and in this way it’s actually fairly straightforward. (Not even remotely a knock on it, I must stress.) MyGO does not do this. It knows it has to set the stage for its successor, and it knows that it has further work to do.

Thus, when Tomori attempts to reconcile with the last former CRYCHiC member she’s yet to reach out to, it doesn’t go nearly so well, and she finds Sakiko, her former bandmate, holed up in her school’s piano room banging out the sinister classical music like the Phantom of the damn Opera, a final indication, if anyone really needed one, that this is not going to all work out so neatly.

After Sakiko coldly brushes Tomori off, Anon, the somewhat airheaded guitarist of MyGO, attempts to cheer Tomori up by taking her out and about. At a planetarium, they run in to Uika, who Tomori has met before but doesn’t really know. The three have a nice chat, although after Uika leaves, Tomori notes that it’s odd that she calls her by her name, given that Tomori never told her it. All of this is significant because immediately after this conversation, Uika gets in a black cab, and is driven to the first night of her new job: the vocalist for Ave Mujica.

Again, hindsight makes two things really obvious: one, we almost immediately flip the “music is a tool of honesty and open communication” thing on its head. Sakiko’s plan for Ave Mujica requires deliberately obfuscating everything about its members, naturally including Sakiko’s own involvement. As far as she’s concerned, this is her show, and the rest of the band are actors within it. Which leads us to two: this band was never going to stay together. It’s at a fairly tame level here, but even this early on it is very obvious that Ave Mujica do not really “get” each other. Nyamu records behind-the-scenes footage on her phone, which Sakiko confiscates since if it ever got out it would destroy the band’s mystique.

There’s also this little exchange which….honestly, good question?

Nyamu also directly mentions rhythm guitarist Mutsumi’s famous parents, something she’s insecure about to put it very mildly, while Mutsumi ignores her and continues stone-facedly practicing her guitar. All of this was easy to dismiss as light bickering during the episode itself. Five episodes deep into Ave Mujica, where Mutsumi has retreated into herself, Nyamu has publicly unmasked the entire band, Uika’s obsession with Sakiko is starting to bubble to the surface, and Sakiko’s own self-loathing is at an all-time high, it reads as some truly spooky foreshadowing. This is also where the episode gets its title, upon presenting the girls with their masks, Sakiko says that on stage, the only person one can trust is themselves. A little under halfway into Ave Mujica, we can see how that attitude worked out.

And yet, for all that, the closing minutes of this episode are still such a trip. Ave Mujica are introduced to the world with a stage play about dolls discarded by humans who come to life under the light of a certain moon, and following that, a grandiose, fuming fire of a debut tune named after the band itself. Obviously, the idea of the discarded doll reflects back on Sakiko herself, but Ave Mujica’s audience have no way of knowing that. To them, and really, to us, while we’re under the anime’s spell, Ave Mujica’s purple and red gothic smoke is something enticingly dark and obscure.

This is the first and best argument for the exact opposite of MyGO‘s own point of view. Maybe “communicating your feelings” is secondary to putting on a good show, given that all of these characters are, you know, in a band. That’s certainly what Nyamu thinks, and it’s why, a third of the way into the Ave Mujica anime, she asks if the band even needs to be a band. She’s probably not entirely right to suggest that even in-context, and hell, Ave Mujica’s actual music is some of the absolute best that’s ever come out of girl band anime as a format, but there’s a grain of truth in there. We are all at least a little complicit, because we clearly love the drama, and the drama is why, both on a Watsonian and Doylistic level, the music even exists to begin with. This episode was our first hint of how truly toxic this story would get, and far from being taken aback—checking on this stuff is one of the few things reddit is useful for—people wanted things to get worse. And, fair play to Nyamu’s point of view, they did! And it’s really only seemed to raise the show’s esteem in the eyes of its audience. The series has given us exactly what we asked for. As a production, it’s realized it doesn’t actually need the music of the group itself to capture our imagination and attention.

I resurrected the Twenty Perfect Minutes name to talk about this episode because I do really think the seeds of Ave Mujica the series, probably the best thing airing right now, really start germinating here. But admittedly it’s an uneasy fit for what this column is about, to the extent that it ever had a specific, rigid format. Ideally, these episodes should stand out starkly from the anime they’re part of. This much is definitely true of “The Only One I Can Trust Is Myself,” but because it’s in large part a torch-passing to the Ave Mujica anime proper, it feels a bit like cheating. And since that series isn’t over yet, I have no definitive thesis or grand prediction to make. Some forecasts feel safer than others, especially with the sheer amount of ancillary text surrounding the series (the ARG for example), but anyone who says they know where Ave Mujica is going to go is lying to you.

And right now the “myself” I’m choosing to trust in is my theory that Uika is a lesbian, but we don’t need to worry about that for right now.

But, I did build in the caveat that sometimes this column is just about episodes that I really like, and I really fucking like this episode. I like its starry, clear opening half, where it feels like everything’s been resolved and anything is possible in the best way. And—this is bad of me—I love its second half, where it becomes clear that anything is possible in the worst way. I really like more than one episode of both of these seasons, in fact. (Off the top of my head I could probably do one of these on both the third and fourth episodes of Ave Mujica, if I wanted to. And as for MyGO, my first impressions column basically already is about its third episode. I’d be remiss to not mention that the very first hints of these themes are present even there. After all CRYCHiC is only founded because of a miscommunication, when Sakiko mistakes Tomori’s diary pages for song lyrics.) Will I do any of that? Who knows. It’s been three whole years since the last TPM column, so I’m clearly not exactly in a hurry to crank these out. But, like I said, I’m making up for lost time. To me, this episode is really special, and everything that’s happened since has only made it moreso.

This is Ave Mujica in the brief, shining moment when Sakiko was still in relative control. Before the inevitable clash of personalities tore it all apart. This is about as close as she ever gets to being genuinely cool, in fact, but even she seems to know that it can’t last. One of the very first things she does in this episode, when recruiting Uika to join the band, is declare that the weak version of herself is dead, a completely untrue statement that nonetheless sounds like irrefutable fact when she says it. Her very last action in the episode, in all of MyGO, in fact, is to icily suggest that she needs to come down from the stage high of Ave Mujica’s triumphant, cult-making first concert. She changes back into her everyday clothes and takes a public train back home, a dingy little place with a small forest of beer cans dotting the floor. She grimaces, she sneers a greeting to her “rotten” drunk of a father. If you didn’t understand before where her need to be in control, to portray herself as this theatrical, literal puppet-master came from, it hits you all at once. And then, just as you’re processing the thought, it ends.


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The Weekly Orbit [2/2/2025]

The Weekly Orbit is a weekly(-ish) column collecting and refining my more casual anime- and manga-related thoughts from the previous week. Mostly, these are taken from my tumblr blog, and assume familiarity with the works covered. Be wary of spoilers!


We persist, we survive, and we thrive. A lot has happened since the last Weekly Orbit column, and I could spend this opening bit bloviating about how or why I’ve chosen to bring the column back now. The actual answer is much less romantic: for the first time in a while, I not only had something I wanted to talk about, but I had the mental bandwidth to do it. A lot’s happened over the past few months even in the specific realm of my relationship with anime (I got really into Uma Musume, for example), but the honest truth is just that I found the time and energy to get around to it. Thus, Weekly Orbit is back. At least for now. You can probably assume it will be a similarly on and off affair going forward.

That said, if you wanted to be dramatic—and who doesn’t love being dramatic?—you could point out that the last thing I wrote about in the last column before this series went on a months-long hiatus was BanG Dream! It’s MyGO!!!!! No prizes for guessing how that relates to this week’s column. Between this and the other column that will be going up later today, this is basically Ave Mujica Day on Magic Planet Anime. I cannot pretend I’m sorry about that.


Anime – Seasonal

BanG Dream! Ave Mujica

Where to even start?

What follows is a collation of two separate tumblr posts I’ve written over the past few days. A funny fact about anime—art in general, really—is that it’s always constrained by the circumstances around its production. Ave Mujica, as anyone who’s read my first impressions article or, honestly, just taken a gander at them knows, is cursed with very bad official subtitles right now. The practical effect of this is that I’ve had to wait for some brave souls (a group going by LoftMoon and a lone warrior calling themselves Nyamuchi after the in-show character, respectively) to pick up Crunchyroll’s slack before I could bring myself to actually catch up with the series.

All that is to say, I watched episodes two, three, four, and five of Ave Mujica over the past couple of days rather than the past couple of weeks. I would describe the overall effect as bulldozer-esque. It’s some of the most fun I’ve had with an anime in ages, but it’s also genuinely emotionally exhausting. At one point, I attempted to just write a literal list of the show’s ongoing events, but that in of itself got a bit out of control, so I pared it down to just these. Episodes two through four are defined by an arc in which Wakaba Mutsumi, the band’s rhythm guitarist and thus the core of their sound, does the following:

  • Flubs an interview by voicing what appears to be an intrusive thought, thus sparking rumors that the band is going to break up.
  • Freezes up on stage, sitting stone-still before the audience. Or, to invoke the metaphor we’re actually intended to see, sitting like a puppet with her strings cut.
  • Experiences a psychotic break, at which point a dissociative alter naming herself Mortis, after Mutsumi’s stage pseudonym, takes over as the primary personality, placing herself at front in what we are now aware is a system.
  • Mortis proceeds to hog the spotlight in interviews, leading to a bunch of tension with the other members, especially Nyamu. Mortis in general is flighty and theatrical. More importantly, she can’t actually play guitar. (At the very least, she claims to not be able to, and we’re not given a reason to disbelieve her on this subject.)
  • All of this, as well as Mortis’ generally confrontational nature towards Sakiko, who she claims to hate, culminates in the band breaking up. We are, at this point, four episodes in, and the band our show is named after is gone. “The dolls no longer exist.”

What is all this?

Usually, when you’re asking that question about an anime, it’s rhetorical. With Ave Mujica I’ve genuinely found myself with very little idea of where exactly it’s going to go. It’s fair to ask the question, and people have asked the question, is this even really a music anime anymore? We haven’t really gotten anything in the way of new songs, and Ave Mujica as a group, at least in the show’s narrative, are less defined by their music and more defined by what interrupts it and what grows around it.

An acquaintance has been watching the show ahead of me, and in doing so described it to me as going in more of a horror direction. My initial assumption was that they were exaggerating. Ave Mujica are a goth metal band, sure, but even considering the rich vein of drama mined by this show’s own immediate predecessor, MyGO, “horror” just seemed like a step beyond believability. And yet, here we are. To be sure, these horrors are largely in the mind, but that doesn’t really make them any less arresting. (See also Perfect Blue, clearly at least an indirect influence on this series.) Episode three, with its haunted, surreal visuals as we go directly inside Mutsumi’s mind, is the big turning point for the series. Yes, this is all “in Mutsumi’s head” and what is depicted in this scene is not literally happening. The lack of material reality does not change the fact that Mortis’ usurpation of the system is portrayed by her cute little doll form morphing into a shadow monster and eating Mutsumi. Yeah, sure, it doesn’t “actually happen,” but someone gets eaten alive in a fucking BanG Dream anime! What the hell!

This does raise the question, boring but admittedly necessary, as to whether or not Mortis’ depiction is problematic. When I wrote the tumblr version of this post I was on the fence, but having had the time to think it over I don’t really think so. Despite clearly being some kind of protector alter, Mortis is also naïve and rather kiddish. Most of the “horror” elements are framing of her own experiences or those of others reacting to her, especially Sakiko who is clearly just very unequipped to deal with this entire situation. It gives us some deliciously spooky shots, but Mortis is very clearly not actually a monster, all of this is part of the theater of the anime itself. (Still though! Episode 3! What the fuck!)

And then there’s episode five. The most recent, as of the time of this writing.

In the immediate aftermath of Ave Mujica’s dissolution, its members largely go their separate ways. Here, for the first time in a while, Sakiko gets to be the main character in her own show. Unfortunately, since that show is Ave Mujica, this does not necessarily mean she has a particularly good time.

Despite Uika’s—that’s Doloris, Ave Mujica’s vocalist, in case you’ve forgotten—pleas, Sakiko does not stay with her, where she’d been crashing for the past couple of episodes. Instead, she returns to her soul-crushing call center 9-to-5, and the abuse of her drunken father. Until, that is, her grandfather shows up, tells her he’s paid off the—I must imagine, significant—debts incurred from the cancellation of Ave Mujica’s arena tour. This is a pretty classic rich older asshole relative move, they take care of some financial problem for you so you’ll owe them. An episode one Sakiko would probably not have caved to this, but at this point in the series she’s been beaten down by the fallout from both her own bad decisions and the bad decisions of others, and so, she surrenders her agency to her grandfather. We don’t get to hear any explicit promises made, but it feels safe to say that the path forward for Sakiko, if things do not change, is a life as a physically comfortable but emotionally miserable pawn in the interminable power-play games of the wealthy.

Seeing Sakiko like this is, of course, a huge fucking bummer. At the core of it all, Sakiko is only human, but it must be remembered that she was introduced to us as an antagonistic, somewhat cryptic presence throughout the second half of MyGO. Seen through the eyes of others, Sakiko is massively charismatic—Char Aznable with a girl band, recall—but here she’s stripped of everything that makes her so. Seeing her cowed, beaten, rendered painfully clearly as just the teenage girl she actually is, is heartbreaking, a painting so sad the colors run off the canvas. She’s been reduced to a rich girl playing pretend. It hurts to watch.

All the more so because the second half of episode five reintroduces some of the MyGO cast. We get to see some of Sakiko’s past through Tomori’s memories. This person, a happy, fulfilled Sakiko in the early days of CRYCHiC’s activities, is someone that we the audience barely know. It’s difficult to even reconcile that this is the same girl who had a catastrophic falling out with the rest of that group and then spent the remainder of MyGO lurking around in the background. This is the girl who would be Oblivionis? And yet, it’s obviously so. What we are seeing—and have been seeing, this whole time—is someone who’s badly lost her way. The show’s oppressive atmosphere lets up for the first time in the parts of this episode dominated by the MyGO cast. They absolutely have their own shit going on, but compared to simply everything else the series has been so far, it’s small potatoes.

MyGO definitely paved the way for this to exist in both a sense of literal continuity and also in its particular approach to storytelling, but a lot is still up in the air, and episode five’s twin endings raise many, many more questions than they answer. Not to mention I have barely talked at all about what Uika and Nyamu have going on, those two are clearly powderkegs all their own. (One of the very few things I can say with confidence about the future direction of this show is that it will not end without them exploding.) Not that I’m complaining, mind you, the show’s intense, pulsating goth-drama is far and away its best quality. Things are almost placid when we’re within Tomori’s flashbacks, but the last parts of the episode bring us crashing back down to the depths pretty hard. I won’t say more, except that I think MyGO‘s central theme of music as a tool of honesty and communication is about to be very thoroughly tested.

One final thing: a fun aspect of being on the forever-dying tumblr is that most “active” fandoms, at least in the anime space, consist of a few dozen people batting ideas around. The result of this? There are a lot of other good posts on Ave Mujica too. So if you are not satisfied with the frankly way too long post you just read, or the even longer one that I intend to post later today, you can check out Iampiche’s analysis of parallels between characters, ouroborosorder’s analysis of parallels between this show and the series it’s a sequel to, this humorous but very much true assessment of the “girl band anime meta” by our-lady-of-haymakers, and a second post by that same person where they are just truly on some other shit that I don’t fully understand. Ave Mujica truly brings out the critic, and the chuuni, in everybody.

Sakamoto Days – Episode 4

Purely in terms of how much they can be mined for discourse in the old sense of the term, Sakamoto Days might be the least complex thing airing this season. There are zero hidden layers here, every episode is an excuse to get Sakamoto and a group of other assassins in a room, where they will fight, and Sakamoto will win. It is consistently entertaining and just as consistently absolutely nothing else. This episode’s got a fun one-off character in the form of Hard Boiled, whose whole thing is calling stuff “hard-boiled.” Also he has exploding ping pong balls. Pure popcorn TV, and I can’t fault it for that.


Anime – Non-Seasonal

Umamusume: Pretty Derby Season 2

The thing is this: everything anyone has ever told you about Uma Musume is true.

It is a ridiculous, meticulous setting where girls with horse ears compete in very serious, deadly serious races against each other for glory and the thrill of victory. Season 2 is not my favorite Uma Musume thing, that’s still the brain-scrambling New Era film, which I hope to write about someday in the not-too-distant future, but it’s very good, and it’s a really good take on the inspirational sports story formula, a vast improvement over the already pretty solid first season.

Tokai Teio [Machico]! I could kiss her. She’s the greatest prodigal runner ever. She’s our heroine. She suffers more than Jesus. The show repeats the basic plot beat of “Teio injures herself severely and might never run again” three times and somehow it actually hits harder each time. I don’t understand it, it flies in the face of conventional narrative logic, but here we are. It slaps end to end. By the end of the show I was cheering in my seat when she ran her final race.

Also of note: the story of Rice Shower [Iwami Manaka], the Assassin in Black, which is maybe the dark horse (haha) actual best story arc in this season, presented as a shy would-be contender and then revealed as a deadly spoiler who snatches a victory from, most crucially, co-protagonist Mejiro McQueen [Oonishi Saori]. All in all just really solid stuff throughout. The pacing problems inherent to having to write these stories loosely around real-life events are still here, but all told this is just an absolute blast and a huge improvement over season one. This is where I start to understand how we got to New Era.

As an aside, if you don’t follow me there you may not know that I actually livetweeted my experiences with much of Uma Musume on bluesky. I started with the Road To The Top OVA, and then the New Era movie, (although that one stalls out about halfway through for reasons that will be obvious if you read it), before going back and watching season one and season two. I won’t be doing this for the third season for reasons that will be apparent if you just scroll a bit further, but I figure I should mention this here where it’s relevant.

Umamusume: Pretty Derby Season 3 – Episodes 1 & 2

Interesting stuff.

These are just loose thoughts as opposed to more organized ones, and given that I’m only two episodes into this series I’m disinclined to re-edit them to the extent I did with some of the other stuff in this column. But the main thing that’s sticking out to me is this: a recurring fixture of this series is that you can’t compete against an idea, only the actual people on the field. Previously we see this with Teio’s fear that she’ll never be able to catch up to McQueen when she’s recovering in that show’s last arc, later on we’ll see it with Jungle Pocket and Agnes Tachyon in New Era. Here it takes something of a different form, in that our new protagonist Kitasan Black [Yano Hinaki]’s admiration of Teio is clearly constraining her in some way (probably most directly obvious during her flashback wherein she imagines Duramente, the horse who actually beat her, as Teio in full racing silks). Once Duramente is injured in the second part of the episode, this fixation almost immediately leaps to her instead.

All told this seems to be building up a somewhat more pronounced underdog story than is usual for this franchise. Also, one scene here has what I think is probably the most emotionally raw use of the vent stump (a recurring fixture of the series) that we’ve ever seen, in that Kitasan, fresh off a loss, doesn’t really say anything, she just fuckin’ hollers into it.

What all of this says about Kitasan is pretty interesting. A lot of what she does in these opening episodes is genuinely kind of offputting, which, ironically, kind of makes her more likable than she might’ve been as a more traditional protagonist for this series. I’m interested to see where the rest of this goes!


Manga

False Marigold

Interesting Taisho-period yuri with a nuanced, fraught central relationship, in which our protagonist is a young girl pretending to be her own dead brother in order to make his girlfriend, a blind girl, happy. This does not go smoothly, as you might expect, and I really like the story’s exploration of both Hana’s (the boymoder) and Lily’s (the girlfriend) internality. Both of them feel like very fully-realized people which makes it hurt all the more when they’re suffering and makes it all the nicer when things are going well for them.

Also there is a ton of hand and eye symbolism on the volume covers. Hana covering Lily’s eyes because yeah she’s literally blind but also she’s symbolically blind to the deception. (Or is she? As the series goes on it becomes apparent that Lily is sharper than Hana initially assumes. Still, it’s a nice bit of symbolism.)

I don’t have as much to say about this as I’d like to, so I might reread it at some point and take notes this time. All told though I do highly recommend it especially if you’re looking for a “toxic yuri” pickup. (True misery connoisseurs might be disappointed by a few aspects? I’m not sure.) Also if I ever see someone say that this “doesn’t count as yuri” I’m gonna slap them.


And that’s all for the big comeback piece. Hopefully you found something enlightening or just interesting somewhere in there. I’m going to make a rare direct request that, if you like my work in general and this article in particular, you drop a donation if you can spare it. It’s my only source of income, so every bit helps.

Now then, I leave you with this rare Anon W as your Bonus Thought of the week.


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Seasonal First Impressions: Pining For Those SAKAMOTO DAYS

Seasonal First Impressions is a column where I detail my thoughts, however brief or long, about a currently-airing anime’s first episode or so.


Picture a killer of legend. The kind of man whose very presence makes the blood of his foes freeze in their veins. Picture an unstoppable, elemental force of violence. Add gray hair and a pair of round spectacles, and you’ve got Taro Sakomoto [Sugita Tomokazu]. Now, picture what it would take to tame that man. Picture what could remove him from this life of ceaseless bloodshed. What could that be? What could possibly get him to hang up his gun?

Well, a pretty store clerk with a winning smile is probably a good start.

This, the tale of an ostensibly-retired uber-hitman, is Sakamoto Days. It’s a member of a particular genre that’s found increased purchase in recent years, a kind of post-Spy x Family melding of action anime with the domestic comedy. Usually involving a fundamentally good natured protagonist who can, nonetheless, throw down with the best of them. Spy x Family has the likable but duplicitous Loid Forger. Kindergarten Wars has its single woman—seeking good man—in Rita. And of course, Sakamoto Days has Sakamoto himself. Sakamoto Days has been a favorite among Jump readers in the know for a good while now, and thus this adaptation comes with a pretty weighty set of expectations placed upon it. For my purposes, I’m not super interested in engaging with that, although I will say this is the rare case of a shonen manga I actually follow somewhat regularly getting adapted into animation, so I’m happy for the series if nothing else. (It’ll be joined in this category by Witch Watch, also from Shonen Jump, later this year.)

Our story really begins when Shin [Shimazaki Nobunaga], formerly one of Sakamoto’s partners-in-crime, is tasked with killing the man. He left “the organization” which he and Shin both belonged to without permission and thus, he’s gotta die. Shin is initially perfectly willing to go along with this, and when he first sees the retired Sakamoto, he’s upset by what comes off to him as weakness. Most obviously, Sakamoto has put on quite a lot of weight in the five years since he retired, and we should take a quick detour to talk about this.

So! Fat jokes! There’s quite a few of them in Sakamoto Days. In the anglosphere, these have generally been considered in poor taste for a good 20 years now, but obviously, this isn’t the case everywhere. I reiterate all this basic-ass explanation of cultural differences just to say, as someone who’s also fairly big, I am not super upset by how Sakamoto Days handles its main character in this regard, even later on when we get into less-jokey but arguably dicier territory. I also think it helps that the character himself seems to have a good sense of humor about it (check the “Slim” shirt in the picture above). But if you are upset by it, I get that, and I’m also not going to tell you you Need To Get Over It or whatever other piece of canned finger-wagging rhetoric a certain kind of anime fan is sure to lean on when people want to discuss this subject. This is an area on which people will understandably be pretty polarized. So at the risk of making it seem more serious than it necessarily is, I think it’s important to just acknowledge that this specific subject gets under some peoples’ skin, and that’s fine. I have a very live and let live approach to arguably-problematic material in the arts, and this is no different a case than anything else, it’s just somewhat new territory for anime I’ve covered on this site specifically.

It is worth noting though, that Shin’s initial judgement of Sakamoto is wholly incorrect. He sees Sakamoto, now grown happy and fat and the proud proprietor of a small konbini with his wife [Aoi, played by Touyama Nao] and their adorable daughter [Hina, played by Kino Hina, no relation], and assumes he’s grown soft in a metaphorical sense, too. This is not so.

Despite some reluctance once he senses that Sakamoto’s killer instincts haven’t actually dulled terribly much—he’s an esper, and can read minds, and is thus treated to Sakamoto’s amusingly gory idle fantasies of stabbing him to death—Shin is eventually convinced to try taking him out. This goes poorly for him, and this is where we get to the anime’s biggest strength.

All told, it is simply just a solid, good translation of the manga’s inventive action scenes to animation. Sakamoto immediately gets to flex both his wits and his still-sharp combat skills here, deflecting a pistol bullet with a gumball and using various other random objects around his store to render Shin harmless. There’s too much slow-mo, and the presence of merely some traditional sakuga instead of wall to wall sakuga will leave some unhappy, but so far, there’s really not a lot to complain about. (I’ve seen some scuttlebutt about the color palette, too. But honestly I think the gritty, somewhat dingy look works well for this series.) The vibe is captured pretty much perfectly.

These setpieces are what Sakamoto Days is about. There is a story, to be sure, a decently interesting one at that, where various characters are torn between the sprawling assassin underworld and the call of a normal, quiet life. There’s comedy, which is amusing if rarely laugh-out-loud funny. And there are also some quite sweet domestic scenes, as well. But the real main concern of Sakamoto Days are these setpieces, wild everything-but-the-kitchen-sink affairs that grew only moreso as the manga went on, and which make a good first showing here. There’s an escalation in the first episode already, even, as Sakamoto opts to rescue Shin once his employers try to take him out for not fulfilling his contract. This second scene is even flashier, all glinting gunmetal, roundhouse kicks, and taser lightning as Sakamoto cuts through a warehouse of goons with ease.

The sell is simply this, if you liked those scenes, you’ll get a kick out of Sakamoto Days. If you like the scene afterward, where Sakamoto hires Shin as an employee at his store, since the esper has nowhere else to go, you’ll like Sakamoto Days a lot. What you see is what you get. I think what we see is pretty cool.


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Seasonal First Impressions: SORAIRO UTILITY Is NOT Up to Par

Seasonal First Impressions is a column where I detail my thoughts, however brief or long, about a currently-airing anime’s first episode or so.


I told myself I was going to take today off. No such luck, I suppose. Rarely have I been this annoyed by an anime’s opening episode, consider this one unofficially—and when I put it in the archive, maybe actually officially—slapped with the [Negative Review] tag. Maybe bring in Fantano’s “NOT GOOD” just to underscore the point.

Sometimes, a work of art comes along, and it is not bad on the technical level, but it has such a clearly poor understanding of the medium or genre that it’s working in, that the base level technical competence is not enough. Work made with, if not active contempt, certainly a lack of care. An assumption that you don’t really need to try because, hey, the people who like this shit will watch anything, right? Making it is so easy, so why make it good?

This, fundamentally, is what Sorairo Utility is an example of.

We will spend very little time here talking about Sorairo Utility‘s “plot”, since I am more interested in its failure as a presentation, but certainly we can lay out the basics. High schooler Minami Aoba [Takagi Miyu] finds herself in crisis when her favorite mobage is shut down, as she no longer has a huge fucking waste of time to sink all of her money and effort into. Her friend, Akina Izumi [Hanamori Yumiri], suggests she join a club. Aoba spends much of the early part of the episode trying out various things; basketball, baseball, badmiton, traditional tea ceremony arrangement, tennis, sewing, etc. and finding that she sucks at all of them. She doesn’t quite care that she sucks for the reasons you might expect. Instead of being frustrated at being at a beginner level—an understandable thing—she is frustrated that none of this comes naturally to her. That itself would be understandable, even relatable, if it were for its own sake. I certainly have sometimes felt like I have no particular talents, and if the show were to explore that it would maybe be genuinely interesting. Instead, Aoba reveals herself to be, on a basic conceptual level, a gender-flip of a certain kind of narou-kei protagonist. She is mad that she can’t do any of this because it makes her “an NPC” instead of “the protagonist.” Oh god, she’s one of those people.

Aoba’s whole general vibe is my first problem with Sorairo Utility. It’s fine enough to write a character who’s bad at things, it’s even fine to write a character who’s sort of obnoxious about being bad at things, but you need to give her an actual motive. Certainly, there is a kind of person who is perpetually mad that they’re not instantly great at everything and are thus not the protagonist of reality, but just because that kind of person exists doesn’t necessarily mean they’re inherently interesting to watch.

Misstep one is thus that Aoba is just radioactively annoying, not in the fun way—I am on record as usually liking anime girls with bad personalities, ones with blue hair, even—but in a way that just makes you want to block them on Discord and never speak with them again. It’s made all the worse by the fact that her friend Izumi, a gyaru who joins the shogi club, is sitting right there, a much more interesting character embodying a frankly more unique setup overall, but who is in this anime relegated to a supporting player. Aoba’s personality has a “how do you do fellow kids?” stink to it as well, in that the writers seem to think that being obsessed with all those mobile phone video games the kids love and thinking of herself and reality in aggravatingly tropey terms—I used to use the TVTropes.org forums, I am an expert on this subject—are relatable and interesting qualities instead of profoundly irritating ones. I do not think this is an issue of my own age, either. It’s hard to imagine anyone finding Aoba endearing.

So OK, the protagonist kind of sucks. That’s bad, but she’s not alone, right? There’s an extended cast supporting her, surely? Nominally, this is true, but aside from Izumi there’s not much evidence in this first episode of any of these people being interesting. We’ll skip ahead to Aoba meeting Akane Haruka [Amami Yurina], deliberately overlooking the old man who is responsible for Aoba ending up at a golf range in the first place, since he’s just a walking Old People Are Old joke. Haruka becomes Aoba’s golf instructor over the course of this first episode. Given that these are two women, one of whom instructs another in a sport, you’d think there’d be some chemistry here. Not necessarily romantic chemistry, although that’d certainly be ideal, but something, right? Indeed, the show actually does make attempts to paint Aoba’s interest in golf that way. She seems to find Haruka’s form as she golfs impressive and maybe even attractive, but to talk about why that doesn’t really come off how it’s presumably supposed to, we need to talk about the show’s presentation, or rather it’s lack thereof.

Look, TV anime is in such a place as a medium right now that complaining that a show merely looks mid, man is always going to feel wrong. Nonetheless, that’s what I’m going to do here. There is a whole tidal wave of isekai dreck that I have not covered this season, because I’m trying to be nicer to myself and to my readers. I have no expectations for 99% of that shit. When it turns out to be bad, I’m not disappointed. I shrug my shoulders and wave my hands and say “well, it sucks, but I knew it was going to suck.” Something like this is a different thing. I didn’t necessarily go into Sorairo Utility thinking it would be a masterpiece, but the loosely-defined “girls get into some kind of hobby and are very passionate about it” supergenre comes with a certain set of expectations, and throughout, Sorairo Utility meets the letter of those expectations while stridently avoiding their spirit. Let’s hone in on one very specific example.

A common visual piece, one might even say internal cliché, to the aforementioned umbrella genre is the “passion ignited” sequence. This takes roughly the same form in most anime it’s in: our protagonist witnesses that special something being done just so, and it lights a fire in her heart. Often there’s a juxtaposition where we cut from the protagonist’s face, to the action being witnessed, and then back to their face as their expression slowly lights up with their new lease on life. Sometimes this happens several times, oftentimes there’s embellishment of reality as the sequence comes to an end; wind in the hair that can’t logically be there, lights that shine down from nowhere. Yes, our heroine decides, I am going to dedicate my life, or at least some part of it, to this. Naturally, Sorairo Utility has one of these, and like the rest of the show’s visual work, in isolation it looks fine, but when placed in the larger context of the show there’s a certain uncanny, going-through-the-motions-ness to it. I love these sequences; the best of them make you feel actively jealous of the protagonist, who has very literally found something to live for. Sorairo Utility‘s, despite being composed on a technical level just as well as anyone’s, makes me feel nothing. I even went back and rewatched it while writing this just to make sure it wasn’t the environment I was in while watching the show, some other aspect of my mood, something independent from the work itself. Nope! Nada. Hit it with a stick and it rings: it’s hollow.

In a broad sense, there is an ineffable lack of style that permeates the whole episode and, since the first is rarely the worst looking episode of an anime, probably the whole show. The show just feels fundamentally without passion. You can’t make an effective anime in this genre, a genre whose entire point is finding passion in things, even things some would deride as mundane or stupid, without having passion yourself. I don’t want to come out and say that no one who worked on this cared about it, but it definitely at least gives that impression. This is also why the anime’s attempts to play up a flirty tension between Aoba and Haruka don’t work, aside from some other nitpicks I could make as a yuri fan (the two just don’t look good together, mainly), the feelings conveyed here just don’t come across. I can see what the series wants me to feel, I just don’t feel it.

Now I’m going to start being mean. Birdie Wing, a very different anime than this on just about every level, does not factor into this conversation. There aren’t really many anime of this type about golf, and Birdie Wing‘s globe-trotting adventure spirit is just a different thing entirely, so to compare them directly is unfair, even if I really want to, in order to point out how that show is both a better sports anime and a gayer one. Here’s what absolutely is a fair comparison though, almost every other goddamn anime in this broad genre.

Remember, we’re comparing Sorairo Utility not to other golf anime, of which there are very few, but other anime that revolve around a girl or group of girls getting into some hobby, some sport, some field, to use the broadest possible word, and living and breathing it. Again we come back to Aoba as a huge a problem here, even late in the episode, in addition to everything else, she just doesn’t actually seem that into golf. (Worth noting in an aside; when Haruka wants to cheer her on, her pump-your-girl-up catchphrase is “become the protagonist,” which, holy shit, yuck.) Compare her to someone like Uma Musume‘s Special Week, a golden-hearted sweetie who is similarly vague in her goals at first but grows to love her sport within just the first few episodes in a very heartfelt way the feels real. Compare her to Yua Serufu of forever-underrated Pine Jam woodworking anime Do It Yourself!, a lovable gremlin whose affinity for the DIY of the title stems from her relationship with her childhood friend. Sonoue Masaki, from Mayonaka Punch, whose deep love for—of all possible things!—making stupid Youtube videos is practically her animus for existence, so much that she persists through getting extremely cancelled for punching a co-host on camera and rises from death like her vampire girlfriend to get back on the scene? Asakusa Midori of Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!, still one of the best anime of the decade, and her burning passion for animation and direction, which is reflected in the series itself? The prognosis starts looking even worse if we get into anime where the passion in question is music. If you stack Aoba up against almost any of those girls, she simply looks ridiculous. Tamaki Kyouka from SHINEPOST? Takasaki Yuu from Nijigasaki High School Idol Club, whose “passion ignited” sequence, there married to a full-on music video, was such a fucking barnburner that it was able to take up a huge chunk of that show’s first episode and not feel unearned? Bocchi, she of The Rock? Iseri fucking Nina??? None of these shows are perfect 1 to 1 comparisons, and some of them are polarizing, but I dare anyone to walk out of the first episode of any of them without feeling that these diverse fields mean the absolute world to their protagonists. That comes through in the passion of those anime, and of course the staff who make them, for the subject matter, to greater or lesser degrees.

That is the real, central problem with Sorairo Utility, as of this first episode. It has no actual investment in its own subject matter. It’s hard to make golf visually interesting! That’s a fair point! But come on, fucking try! There is no world where Haruka should be giving her big inspirational speech about how she’s looking to make just one perfect shot, and then have that point “illustrated” by her listlessly plonking a cheap prefab CGI golfball into a net.

I will confess that I always feel pretty bad about writing something this negative. But I feel like I have to. In a sense, I have to give the show credit for making me feel something. Whenever the millionth narou-kei adaptation is bad, I have no reaction whatsoever. Anger and annoyance are, at least, emotional responses. I actually saw a couple people complain about this show before I watched it myself, and foolishly, I rolled my eyes a little. How bad can an anime about girls learning to love life through the medium of some sport or hobby or whatever really be? About this bad, apparently. At least Tamayomi and Pride of Orange had the decency to be ugly, too.

It is not, theoretically, impossible for this series to improve, but when the first episode itself simply feels so artless I do not have a lot of hope. (I feel a perverse inclination to keep watching it just to see if it can redeem itself, but if I’m being honest, I will probably not actually do that. Remember, trying to be nicer to myself.) Aoba feels, compared to all of those other people I just mentioned, like a phony. She doesn’t actually care about golf, she just wants to be special. Sorairo Utility doesn’t actually care about golf, it just wants you to like it. There’s a similarity there, for sure, and if it were intentional I’d feel obligated to give the show some credit, but it clearly isn’t, so I can’t. I do have to pause and give some credit due to the OP and ED animations, both genuinely very nice and the former much better at selling the supposed joy of the sport than the show itself. Cut those out of the anime and pretend they’re standalone (like the OVA that originally started this project, which I’m told is much better overall), and you can pretend Sorairo Utility is fun and good and interesting. But that’s the problem; you’re pretending, as this show is none of those things. Don’t waste your time.


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Seasonal First Impressions: Enter Oblivion with BANG DREAM! AVE MUJICA

Seasonal First Impressions is a column where I detail my thoughts, however brief or long, about a currently-airing anime’s first episode or so.


“Will you give me the rest of your life?”

God help us all, a short girl with blue hair is here to make her trauma everyone’s problem.

At the end of the final episode of BanG Dream! It’sMyGO!!!!!, the show was essentially hijacked. That series’ finale doesn’t really have anything to do with MyGO directly. Instead, it follows Togawa Sakiko [Takao Kanon], a cryptic, antagonistic presence for of much of that season and a former member of pre-MyGO band CRYCHIC, whose extremely messy dissolution still haunts that show’s cast. MyGO‘s finale made the argument that Sakiko, actually, was more haunted than any of them. Recruiting a supergroup of musicians from across BanG Dream‘s talent-overstuffed universe, she made them wear black lace face masks and gave them goth metal code names; Doloris for lead singer, guitarist, and childhood friend Misumi Uika [Sasaki Rico], Mortis for rhythm guitarist and also childhood friend Wakaba Mutsumi [Watase Yuzuki], Timoris for bassist Yahata Umiri [Okada Mei]—she of the famous “I’m in roughly 30 bands” screenshot—Amoris for capricious drummer Yuutenji Nyamu [Yonezawa Akane], and, finally, Oblivionis for herself, Sakiko, composing and on keyboard. It is their story, we’ve been promised, that BanG Dream! Ave Mujica will tell us.

Thus so established, Sakiko joined a long lineage of real and fictional masked musicians. From Slipknot to Daft Punk, from MF DOOM to KISS. Her reason for adopting a mask is, at its heart, the same as many real musicians who do so: a rejection of her “real” face allows her to become lost in persona, the old self subsumed into a dramatic, shadow-casting new self. A puppetmaster in a near-literal sense, given how her stage shows involve so much doll imagery. Welcome to her beautiful dark twisted fantasy, right?

Wrong. A driving theme here is that Sakiko is not nearly as in control of any of this—not her band, not her life—as she’d like to be. Most of this first episode, aside from Ave Mujica’s killer performance of opening theme “KILLxKISS” at the start, an interview immediately after where there is some tension between Sakiko and Nyamu, and a sequence at the end, is flashback.

Here, we learn a little about Sakiko’s life. The usage of traditional animation for some of these flashbacks is interesting. Readers may recall that Girls Band Cry used a similar technique to similar ends; to emphasize an idealization of these moments, to underscore that we’re not necessarily seeing them as they really were but rather how they felt. Ave Mujica, befitting its goth theater kid vibe, hammers the point home further by also drowning the earliest, still mostly happy memories in an amber sepia filter. More memories follow, and these get no filter and no flat animation; we learn how Sakiko’s mother died suddenly, tragically young. We see her inspired to found a band for the first time after seeing BanG Dream! veterans Morfonica in a small concert. We briefly retrace the rise and fall of CRYCHIC, Sakiko’s father losing his high-paying job at his own father-in-law’s company, and his collapsing into a broken drunk. Sakiko’s struggles to find some kind of job—any kind of job—to make ends meet for herself and her father. We relitigate CRYCHIC’s breakup, this time from Sakiko’s perspective and with a whole lot more crying in the rain, making it clear that leaving the band was just as painful for Sakiko as it was for anyone else. At one point, later in the episode and back in the present day, her father chucks a beer can at her face, giving her a noticeable bruise, and tells her to leave the house. Sakiko can’t take any of this. Thus, the mask.

All of this theater, mind you, lasts for less than a single full episode. On the stage before Ave Mujica are set to give a performance to their largest audience yet, Amoris promptly torches the entire thing, tossing her mask off and unmasking the rest of the band’s members in short order, underscoring both her status as the cast’s wildcard and her general lack of patience for Sakiko’s theatrics. There is something genuinely bold about undoing your characters’ central gimmick right at the end of the first episode, but it only matters so much. It’s true that the audience now knows of Ave Mujica’s civilian identities, but the real masks are something much less material than the flimsy lace that Amoris chucks on the ground.

The command of drama throughout this first episode is superb, but it’s fair to say that where any of this will go is still very much up in the air. Ave Mujica is a theater kid at heart, it lives and breathes drama, and drama, as we’ve seen in anime like MyGO, or, to name an even darker example something like Oshi no Ko, can keep the fire burning for a long, long time. But not forever! This upturning of a core component of the band’s—and thus the show’s—mythos is a promising start, but I do hope we get some actual character growth here, in one way or another. Sakiko’s awful home life is another factor that I do hope the show explores. It’d definitely be a lot more interesting than another rehash of the usual commercialism vs. authenticity stuff, which some of Nyamu’s antics can’t help but bring to mind, given that she’s an influencer off-stage. (Any commentary along those lines is doomed to fail anyway. Ave Mujica are a lot of things, and they make great music, but they’re not any kind of “authentic,” in-universe or out.)

That’s all hypotheticals though. The real nitpick as of now is in the subtitling. What would a girl band anime release be without bitching about the subtitles? I’m only going to touch on this, since other people have already pointed out the obvious, but Crunchyroll’s subtitles for this first episode are notably subpar, stilted in places and lacking song translations. Hopefully this will be fixed at some point, to say the least. Regardless of this glaring issue, which isn’t really even the show’s own fault, I’ve left the first episode confident that we’re in for a hell of a ride, episode 2’s title, Exitus acta probat, “the outcome justifies the deed”, is hugely promising. 11 more weeks of this! Strap in.


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Seasonal First Impressions: Battle Girl Acid Ramen – What Even Is MOMENTARY LILY?

Seasonal First Impressions is a column where I detail my thoughts, however brief or long, about a currently-airing anime’s first episode or so.


This show should not exist.

Let me be clear about something, that’s not a qualitative judgement. I’m pretty happy that Momentary Lily does exist, but it really shouldn’t.

There are many reasons why it shouldn’t. Point 1: the relevance of the relatively short-lived battle girl genre, the post-mahou shoujo warrior anime defined by Symphogear, ended when Symphogear XV concluded, with the only real aftershock of even marginal note being Assault Lily Bouquet—no relation—and honestly that’s being generous with the word “marginal.” Point 2: there is an agreed-upon, rough template for opening an action series. That template very much is not “huge cool fight, long sequence where a new girl meets the rest of the protagonists and cooks them food, second cool fight,” which is how this first episode is structured. Both of these points can be explained, though, by Point 3: Momentary Lily comes to us from GoHands mindbender-in-chief Suzuki Shingo and his fellow GH lifers Kudou Susumu and Yokomine Katsumasa. GoHands, for better or worse, seem to exist in active defiance of God, the natural order, and everything else under heaven and earth. Love them or hate them, the studio and its house style are a true one of one, nothing else looks like this, and in its best moments, their work can be genuinely stunning.

For some of their work, that’s an active detriment. At the end of the day, The Girl I Like Forgot Her Glasses, despite its iffy characterization in its premiere episode, was a pretty normal romance series. There is no real reason the anime should’ve looked how it did, and GoHands’ attempts to restrain themselves to produce a “standard” TV anime benefits no one. Momentary Lily, though, is on the opposite end of the spectrum. Based on nothing and beholden to no one, this is an original work, precisely from whose mind is hard to say, but it’s worth noting that Yanagi Tamazou, the main scriptwriter of Hand Shakers and Scar on the Praeter—both of which are prior GoHands attempts at action anime—is credited with that role here, so perhaps it was them. Or maybe it was someone else. Or maybe Momentary Lily is adapted from a pair of stone tablets that Suzuki Shingo brought down from a mountaintop after a religious experience. Honestly, nothing would be surprising. If it’s not overwhelmingly, abundantly clear from everything I just said, this show is fucking weird. Excitingly, it’s poised to get weirder.

As with everything this studio has ever touched, the visuals are the obvious standout point of discussion, but we should make some attempt to get at least the very broad strokes of the plot nailed down. The show isn’t exactly Finnegan’s Wake or anything, but the fighting game combo juggling approach to storytelling, including the characters sometimes stepping on each others’ lines, does mean a bit untangling is required to suss out what’s actually going on here. Very basically, in a near-future Japan, a horde of extradimensional machines that our protagonists call Wild Hunts appear. They can make people vanish into thin air simply by being near them, so predictably, this promptly wipes out most human life on the island and, quite possibly, in the world in general. Our protagonists, are a group of teenage girls; leader Yui [Abe Natsuko, in what seems to be her first role of any real note], self-proclaimed big sister-type who seems to have shoved water balloons down her chest Erika [Sakuragi Tsugumi, in what seems to be her literal first role at all], honorary green Precure / gamer girl Hinageshi [Wakayama Shion, killing it as always], pink cutie and fashionista Sazanka [Kuno Misaki], and the raven-haired, chuuni-stoic Ayame [Shimabukuro Miyuri]. Through means as of yet undisclosed, they have access to powerful weapons / very shiny CGI assets that they can use to fight back against and destroy these creatures. The episode opens, after a short conversation about eczema (naturally), with one of these fights.

After that, though, it promptly introduces another teenage girl, Kasumi Renge [Murakami Manatsu], amnesiac and having been wandering on her own for some time. After managing to momentar-lily overcome her incredible shyness—also placing this show at least adjacent to the Bocchi-core “anxious girls learning to make friends” genre—she promptly cooks them a bunch of food, styled as a cooking segment in a slice of life show. Then, the Wild Hunts attack again, and we get another battle, where it’s revealed that Kasumi also has a weapon and that hers, furthermore, is self-propelling, a truly awesome-looking pink guitar rocket skateboard thing. She proceeds to wipe out the Wild Hunts that are attacking her and her new friends. Roll credits.

This loses something in the retelling, even more than is the case for most anime I cover here. It is hard to describe, let alone capture, GoHands’ pure eye-bombing when they’re at the peak of their powers as they are here. The action sequences are genuinely very good, but they require putting yourself in a different headspace than is usual for action anime (I do have a few complaints, mostly relating to a shakycam segment early on, but all told this might be the most cogent a GoHands production has looked this decade). To put it mildly, the show’s visual aspects are an acquired taste, and there is still the odd stylistic quirk I can’t quite get over (the spaghetti hair, threadlike and infinite, that covers every character’s head, must truly be seen to be believed), but I think the studio’s staff acquit themselves nicely here, and I’m hoping it can keep up the polish.

As for the writing? So far it’s honestly too inscrutable to make many strong claims in that direction yet, aside from the observation that like previous GoHands originals, the show seems to somewhat haphazardly pull from mythology for show concepts (the weapons all seem to be named after things from Norse myth). But the characters, simple though they are, are mostly pretty fun, and are thus the real script highlight so far. I’m particularly fond of leader Yui’s can-do attitude, Ayame’s broodiness, and Hinageshi’s whole epic gamer girl shtick. The dialogue also has a bent, catchphrase-laden quality that I’m betting will prove as or more polarizing as the show’s visual elements. Personally I find it charming, but I can imagine someone who’s not myself getting sick of the bam! bam! vocal ticcing very quickly. The overall plot promises to evolve in unpredictably strange directions as well, with the preview for next week’s episode indicating that Erika will face mortal peril and, presumably, be rescued by her comrades.

Is this a must watch or anything? I’m not sure I’d say that, but if you like anime that are decidedly different from the norm it’s probably at least worth checking out. My own opinions on GoHands have evolved a lot since I last wrote about them, partly due to conversations with a friend1 who is a big fan of the studio’s work and partly just because, honestly, anything that stands out against the constant deluge of isekai and 6/10 romcoms is nice. Still, go into Momentary Lily with an open mind, and you might just find something worth going to bat for.


1: Hi May.


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Seasonal First Impressions: Mysteries, Medicine, and Malpractice in AMEKU M.D.: DOCTOR DETECTIVE

Seasonal First Impressions is a column where I detail my thoughts, however brief or long, about a currently-airing anime’s first episode or so.


On a basic level, aside from the fact that I want to watch anime premieres for their own sake, the main question I’m seeking to answer with a lot of my first impression writeups is this: is this given show, provided you’re in to what it’s trying to do, worth your time? Admittedly a very straightforward and mercenary time-is-money way to look at things, but when so much anime is being made every season, it’s a necessity. Separating the wheat from the chaff is not always easy, but something that at least makes the case that a show might be interesting is a novel premise. Ameku M.D.: Doctor Detective, awkward punctuation and all, has that. I’ll give it to you in one sentence; Ameku would like you to go into it thinking that it’s House, M.D., but with an anime girl. For some of you, that’s going to be enough of a sell that you’ve probably already tabbed away from this article to pull it up on Crunchyroll. I’m not sure if you’ll like what the show is actually doing, but godspeed and good luck.

For the rest of you who might be interested in the particulars, let me get this out of the way: unlike many other LGBTQ millennials I know, I’ve never really liked House. Not that I ever watched a ton of it, but it very much did not seem like my sort of mystery series from what little I did see. Also, while this is not the show’s fault, the whole thing with it “never being Lupus” hits a little differently when your mother suffers from chronic Lupus flare-ups. (Ameku M.D. actually makes reference to this little meme almost immediately, which soured me on the show right out the gate pretty hard.)

Suffice to say, the deck was stacked against this series from the very beginning, at least as far as I’m concerned. Still, something can be not for me but still be worthwhile, so I committed to watching the whole premiere regardless. Having now seen the first two episodes (they released in tandem), I’m still unsure if I’ll watch more, but I am glad I gave it a chance, because, as it turns out, this House influence is sort of a feint.

The first episode opens with our main character, Ameku Takao [Sakura Ayane], rapid-fire solving a pair of mysterious diagnoses in the hospital she works at, quickly deducing that a young boy’s mysterious nerve pain is caused by a Vitamin A overdose, and that an older gentleman’s agony of the stomach is the result of accidentally ingesting a fish parasite. In both cases, she makes the prognosis in a vaguely judgey way, and, going off of my admittedly very limited exposure to that series, this is the part that’s more or less “like House.” After this introductory segment though, the show promptly takes an abrupt swerve, and it’s here where we need to draw attention to the series’ English language subtitle, Doctor Detective. Because that is a much more honest indication of what this series is trying to be, as is the title of the first episode, the hilariously on-the-nose “Dr. Sherlock.”

Not long after Dr. Ameku solves these little mysteries, a much bigger one rears its head as a man is rushed to the emergency room, where he promptly dies. (My understanding is that House rarely if ever dealt with outright murders, so that’ll be another difference.) Two curious details make themselves immediately obvious; this man had his leg bitten off by a very large predator, and his blood is inexplicably a bright blue color. The victim and detective thus present, the stage is set for what’s actually a pretty typical murder mystery. An interesting one, at that. I won’t spoil the specifics of what precisely occurred (I’m not sure if the series is strictly fair-play, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it were), but this mystery, and Dr. Ameku’s eventual unraveling of it, complete with the denouement-inducing catchphrase “let me give you my diagnosis”, and a very fun little sequence where she’s depicted “putting the clues together” by floating in a sphere of abstract math, is very much in the vein of of an orthodox whodunnit. It’s just that the detective is, again per the subtitle, also a doctor, and therefore there’s a bit of a medical focus.

She’s pretty entertaining as she does it, too. Dr. Ameku is the kind of smugly charismatic lead you want in something like this, she’s incredibly immature (said the anime blogger) but also extremely intelligent. The Sherlock comparisons make themselves obvious in the way she picks up on seemingly random details as vital clues. All of this is stuff that’s been done before, of course, but it’s well-executed here, and Takao is, overall, a very watchable protagonist. It helps that she’s got a solid supporting cast already as well. Mostly, this consists of her very own Watson, Takanashi Yuu [Ono Kenshou], also a medical professional—and an impressive karateka!—but much less of a detective, who asks just the right questions to set Dr. Ameku up to deliver her precision diagnoses. But there’s also Takao’s uncle, a different Dr. Ameku [Tachiki Fumihiko], who owns the hospital that she works at, and with whom she appears to have quite a lot of friction. (The elder Dr. Ameku, perhaps understandably, does not like one of his doctors playing Columbo in her off hours.) Speaking of Columbo-a-likes, Takao also has a contact in the police department, the trenchcoated detective Sakurai Kimiyasu [Hirata Hiroaki], who was in this case mostly cooperative, but who seems poised to evolve into an interesting foil later on.

Visually, the show goes for a restrained, mostly realistic look. Given the studio involved here, the somewhat infamous project no. 9, I’m a little surprised at how well they pull this off. The series is, for sure, visually unshowy, but it’s a clean, grounded look, heavy on greys and blues, that works well for a detective series, even one that has lines of dialogue like this in its very first case.

All told, despite my initial misgivings there’s some real promise here, and I’ll say the show is solidly worth checking out. A post-credits scene seems to indicate that the cases will only ramp up in stakes from here, which is good, since if we simmered back down to stuff like “a kid accidentally ate a ridiculous amount of blueberries and gave himself Vitamin A poisoning” I think we’d be in for a much less interesting show. I’ll say this much, this is the first 2025 anime I’ve watched anything of at all, and simply by virtue of having a novel premise that it does fairly well, Doctor Detective here is well ahead both of how I started last year’s anime and, honestly, much of the pack for this season, if what else has aired so far is any indication. I’m pleasantly surprised, given my initial bias against what I thought this series was going to be. As I said up at the top of this piece, I still don’t know if I’ll watch much more of this, but if I do, don’t be surprised to hear about Ameku M.D. here on Magic Planet Anime again.


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Ranking Every 2024 Anime (That I Actually Finished) From Worst to Best

“Ranking Every Anime” is a yearly column where I rank every single anime I finished from a given year, from the very worst to the absolute best. Expect spoilers for all anime covered.


Way back in the middle of June, I wrote a different and much shorter introduction for this list. However, in early December, I realized it wasn’t going to cut it, and I wanted to properly establish just why it is that I write these things in the first place. (I would apologize to anyone who finds such endless digressing distracting, but I imagine they checked out years ago.) I don’t want to spout a cliché about how every month feels like an eternity these days, but there is some truth to that. And on a more personal level it’s been yet another rough year. I’m a little sick of rough years, so I’ve been trying to make some positive changes for myself. Hopefully, this article will be the first thing of mine that you read where those changes are visible, if only in subtle ways. Here’s the first of those changes, I think I’ve finally come to terms with why I write articles like this at all: I like writing them. More than that, other people seem to like that I’m writing them. Pardon me if this all seems rather obvious, but yes, after a solid 4 years of running this site, I have finally come to terms with the fact that at least some people enjoy what I’m doing here, including myself.

For years, I convinced myself that this was somehow not a good enough reason. That I needed some grandiose motive to rant about anime on the Internet. But honestly, why? There are mountains and mountains of anime criticism out there, some better than what I do, admittedly, but a lot that is much worse. None of those people spend time wracking their brain with an entirely artificial existential crisis over “why” they do what they do. And if I’m being really honest, I have also come to think that I’ve gotten pretty good at this whole writing-about-cartoons thing over the past several years. I have wanted to be a writer for a lot of my adult life, but for whatever reason, criticism—interpretation, really. I am still reluctant to call myself a critic per se—comes easier to me than fiction. So be it, if I am destined to wax poetic about girl bands, demon lords, and the Daicon Spirit forever, there are worse boulders to push up the mountain. Imagine Sisyphus-san happy, and you will see me in your mind’s eye.

I also just think there is still inherently some amount of value in me, a single independent writer beheld to no one, making one of these lists without any kind of interference. In a world where even a lot of the people bringing anime over here in the first place describe what they do as building “a pipeline of content,” it feels meaningful to just be one woman penning one opinion without any corpo shit involved. Maybe that’s silly, I leave it for you to decide.

Lastly, I also wanted to make sure to get out a list this year because I was so frustrated that I didn’t do a proper one last year. Last year was really rough for me, and this year has arguably been even worse, but I didn’t want to just sit here and not do even things I enjoy anymore because my life has been going through a rough patch for several years straight. Technically, I did a messy, deliberately disorganized list of stuff I liked last year, but it was both not up to my usual standards in large chunks and also not really formatted the same way. I do think there’s some merit to the idea of a list (maybe a second list?), unranked, of other media that’s positively impacted my year in some way, even if mashing the two together isn’t the solution. (It feels criminal that I have nowhere to mention Heaven Burns Red in this article, for example.) But this year, I really just wanted to focus on getting back to brass tacks. A list of 20-some anime. Harsh, cold numbers to cruelly sort them. Me, the writer. You, the reader. Let’s get this thing started.

We start, as always, from the bottom.


#27. ISHURA

True story! Months and months ago, I got into a huge argument with a guy on the internet because I said ISHURA was bad. That guy’s argument was essentially, well, ISHURA couldn’t possibly be a bad anime, because it wasn’t really an anime at all. It was based on a series of fantasy novels. His point of view was that ISHURA isn’t an anime series. It was an animated realization of a series of books. (I’m editing out a lot of slurs and name-calling on his end, here. Forgive me for not wanting to reproduce that on my own site.) I don’t agree with this point of view at all, but it is illuminating for me, as someone who has struggled to understand the isekai boom that has dominated mainstream TV anime for the past decade. I think some part of it is truly just that to a certain kind of person, these things really don’t scan as anime per se, in that anime are cartoons and are thus considered to be inherently visual pieces of work, and what this sort of person really wants is more just a direct translation of what’s on the page. (As direct as possible, anyway.)

Does that hold up to scrutiny? I’m not sure. If it does, I still don’t really think it’s an excuse. If we’re taking it as a given that ISHURA is an anime, or an animated version of a novel, or whatever, it is quite clearly the worst of its kind that, at the very least, I’ve seen this year end to end. I’ve rarely felt safer making the call, actually. Compared to everything else I finished this year, ISHURA, which I trudged through out of a sense of—I’m not sure, obligation? Inertia?—is just plain crap. Crap in an uninspiring, uninteresting way.

Because of that, and in spite of how confident I am that it is in fact bad, its placement this far down the list does feel a little wrong. ISHURA didn’t disappoint me in some grand way. It didn’t have some great promise that went unfulfilled. It didn’t make me want to slap its writer, director, etc. upside the head and ask “why would you do this?!” ISHURA just sucks. It is bad, but crucially, it’s a common kind of bad. ISHURA is a scapegoat, the lame isekai that I watched at the top of the year to justify not giving most of the others much of a chance to myself. ISHURA dies in their place despite the fact that ISHURA itself is fairly unremarkable within its genre, and, hell, despite trying a few things to attempt to innovate. So it goes.

Don’t feel bad; ISHURA doesn’t deserve your pity. What we have here is a grab-bag of the least impressive parts of the narou-kei scene; a bloated and mostly flat cast of characters with miscellaneous Cool Powers in place of actual personalities, a molasses-slow narrative that drags like a motherfucker from end to end—the result, I must imagine, of adapting the original novels at an extremely unimaginative 1 to 1 pace—and a fairly boring fantasy setting that only barely rises above being purely stock. But as is often the case, the little things ISHURA does right actually cast the show in an even worse light for their contrast with how dull and dry everything else is. Voice actors die in the booth to try to breathe some semblance of life into ISHURA’s ramshackle attempt at a high fantasy narrative, animators do their damnedest to make their cuts stand out against a background of visual cardboard and janky CGI. None of it is enough, not even Yuuki Aoi, who turns in what might be one of the flattest performances of her otherwise illustrious career. ISHURA is, for sure, not the technically worst thing that aired this year. It’s not the most offensive, and it’s not the biggest letdown. But, in being yet another brick in the wall for its genre, a field that is way, way, way past its expiration date, it might be the least interesting.

I don’t want to seem unfair to the series, though. So just as a final point of record-keeping, here is a short list of the isekai anime that I started this year and didn’t even finish, often kicking them after only an episode or two, dishonorable mentions that were somehow more disappointing, less engaging, or just overall even worse than ISHURA. These include Doctor Elise: The Royal Lady with the Lamp, Failure Frame: I Became the Strongest and Annihilated Everything with Low-Level Spells, Fluffy Paradise, My Instant Death Ability Is So Overpowered, No One in This Other World Stands a Chance Against Me!, Quality Assurance in Another World (annoyingly enough I actually liked that one at first), The Ossan Newbie Adventurer, Trained to Death by the Most Powerful Party, Became Invincible, The Strongest Magician in the Demon Lord’s Army was a Human, The Strongest Tank’s Labyrinth Raids -A Tank with a Rare 9999 Resistance Skill Got Kicked from the Hero’s Party-, The Unwanted Undead Adventurer, The Weakest Tamer Began a Journey to Pick Up Trash, Unnamed Memory, which is technically not an isekai but absolutely falls under the narou-kei umbrella, and finally Villainess Level 99: I May Be the Hidden Boss but I’m Not the Demon Lord, which commits the additional sin of casting Fairouz Ai in a role where she can’t emote at all. So take some solace, rare ISHURA fans, in that your show was hardly the worst thing to air this year. As if to provide some perspective by illustrating the gap in importance between my opinion and that of the wider anime-watching community, ISHURA was apparently successful enough either on its own terms or in moving volumes of the light novel that it was renewed for a second season, which is just days away by the time you’re reading this. I will not be watching it, god bless.

#26. METALLIC ROUGE

Sigh.

Metallic Rouge should’ve been a slam dunk. It had everything; a futuristic, lightly cyberpunky setting on Mars, a great main couple made up of a kickass female protagonist, Rouge Redstar, who could transform into a killer toku robot and her snarky, sometimes overbearing handler, Naomi Ortmann. It had a bunch of other killer toku robots who acted as obstacles to our main girl. It had a New Jack Swing OP for some fucking reason. (Not the last show on this list whose opening theme is as much a standout to me as the series itself.) It should’ve been great. Metallic Rouge being mediocre is proof that we live in a fundamentally uncaring universe.

Wild exaggerations aside, it really does seem with hindsight that Metallic Rouge just never had any idea what it was doing. Its basic robots = oppressed minority symbology doubles down on all of the obvious problems with that setup and leaves us with a narrative that both stridently manages to avoid saying anything of substance while also arguing that maybe we can boil the origins of bigotry down to the actions of one or two bad people. This pits our ostensible hero against an android liberation army who would be the good guys in a show that wasn’t pathologically obsessed with both-sides’ing what’s essentially slavery. Worse, they’re led by a beautiful silver-haired butch. Again; obviously the good guys in basically any other show that actually had decent writing.

Still, it wasn’t all bad. The fights were pretty good, and that’s worth something. A handful of individual episodes are interesting, especially the space cruise ship murder mystery that launched this scene into minor virality for good reason. It has a great soundtrack, even if it doesn’t really use it properly. And, well, by the end of the series Rouge and Naomi are still in a gay situationship of some description, which does count for something, too. Even so, all these attempts to dig for gems in the refuse must acknowledge what we’re digging through. The show is just badly considered, at the end of the day, and a persistent rumor that it had its episode count cut in half can only explain so much.

#25. PON NO MICHI

The weirdest thing about Pon no Michi is how un-weird it is. It really seems like a hobby comedy focused around mahjong with some light magical realist elements should add up to more than this, but it’s probably not a great sign that the most interesting thing I can think of about Pon no Michi itself, with hindsight, is that its character designs were done by the Quintessential Quintuplets guy. It really feels like even a very dry anime should have more going on than that, doesn’t it?

Pon no Michi is hardly the first mahjong anime to fail to find much of an audience outside of its home country, and I doubt it’ll be the last. It is worth noting though that for most of its run you couldn’t watch it in the US even if you wanted to without resorting to piracy. In what would signal the start of an unfortunate trend throughout the year, Pon no Michi simply wasn’t licensed in North America at all, the situation only changing fairly late in its run. It was also blessed with one of the most astoundingly hooky opening themes of the entire year, a heavily-autotuned, maddeningly catchy little ditty that will get stuck in your head relentlessly. Even now, echoes of “pon pon pon pon pon pon pon” reverberate in my noggin.

If it seems like I’m dancing around the subject of the show itself, well, there just honestly isn’t that much to say. Pon no Michi’s general premise of five girls who hang out in an abandoned mahjong parlor and learn the basics of the game from a talking bird that only one of them can see is, somehow, just not that interesting. The final episode, where the girls’ parlor (and therefore friendship) is threatened via the amusingly mundane event of their shuffle table breaking, managed to get some emotion out of me just because any characters you stick with for twelve weeks are going to be characters you have some attachment to, no matter how minor, but when so much else of note aired this year, it feels difficult to drum up a strong opinion on Pon no Michi. For that reason, more than any other, it’s down here, near the bottom of the list.

#24. MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCES

Mysterious Disappearances is a case of disparity. An adaptation not gone wrong per se, but certainly held back by the transition in medium. Unlike some other manga adaptations this year, Mysterious Disappearances was, to begin with, a series of modest strengths and a whole lot of caveats. A decently fun mystery-adventure-horror thing with a sexy lead and a snarky deuteragonist that she swaps quips with at the best of times, Mysterious Disappearances is also chockablock with cheesecake, and tiresome questions of “censorship” aside, there does seem to have been a concerted effort to tone that down for the anime. Some of this is understandable—protagonist Sumireko’s whole age-shifting bit is weird even in-context and it’s to the manga’s benefit that it stops using it as an excuse to ogle her after a certain point—but some of it is sort of puzzling, and this general inclination to mess with a story that could actually have been adapted chapter by chapter basically fine is the source of a lot of these issues. In this sense, it’s the opposite of ISHURA; too much of the production seems to have focused on haphazardly rearranging events and scenes for little discernible reason, and far too little of it was trained on adapting those scenes to their new medium effectively. What could’ve been a pretty fun mystery-adventure series is thus scuttled by bad pacing and just generally poor visuals.

It’s not all bad. There’s a pretty good run of episodes near the show’s middle where it really hits a stride and manages to summon up some of the same dusky esoterica as its source material as our protagonists deal with poltergeists, vague childhood memories of mysterious bookshops, and VTuber rigs come to haunted un-life. But compared to the original manga it feels sanded-off and less weird, and therefore just plainly less interesting. It’s hardly the worst thing in the world, certainly. But when judged on its own merits, it’s hard to score it higher than “fine”, and if we’re talking about it as an adaptation, you’re better off reading the manga. Or just skipping it entirely if any of the aforementioned seems like it would bother you. This is a case of what you see is what you get.

Like Pon no Michi, Mysterious Disappearances is also notable for its odd theme music—in this case it’s the ending theme— its “Viva La Vida Loca” trumpets absolutely do not match the tone of the show or even really of the rest of the elements of the song. But hey, it’s a pretty good tune! That’s something!

#23. THE WRONG WAY TO USE HEALING MAGIC

Another notch on the list, another isekai anime, one of just a few others that I watched this year. Putting Wrong Way To Use Healing Magic this far down the list feels very unfair in some ways and the only possible route to take in some others. Still, I have to own up to my biases here. At the risk of harping on an already-obvious point, I just don’t like this genre very much. Even a “good” one is only ever going to rank so high. And even within that framework we’re not talking about Princess Connect or something, Healing Magic is not some kind of undeniable visual spectacle. Instead, it is a decidedly fine bog standard isekai series, distinguished from the genre’s dreck mostly by how its author seems to have a basic grasp of storytelling fundamentals that many of his peers in the field don’t. If that sounds like damning with feint praise, that’s because it is. Our heroes have actual personalities, and while the whole shy guy-to-magically-empowered-jock power fantasy that our lead Usato Ken embodies very much still is a power fantasy, it’s at least one with some depth that requires effort on his part.

Still, all of this feels like giving the show credit for having a handle on the absolute basics of storytelling, and it landing a few spots from the bottom rungs of the list can be chalked up to the fact that I was just never invested enough in it to have any kind of strong negative reactions to anything it was doing. A few memorable characters aside, such as Ken’s drill sergeant / magic trainer Rose and the captured demoness the Black Knight, there’s just not a lot to say here.

Speaking of demons, while they’re given a fair shake as-written, the fact that “demon” in the world of Healing Magic seems to just mean “dark-skinned person with horns” is fairly damning. (Not to mention just sort of stupid.) Although, it was still not the worst treatment demons in fantasy anime got this year. We’ll get back to that.

#22. ALYA SOMETIMES HIDES HER FEELINGS IN RUSSIAN

The lower-middle part of the list is always the hardest. What is a trans woman expected to say about Roshidere that’s not incredibly obvious? It’s a romcom aimed at teen boys, this one with “dating the foreign girl in your class” as the requisite gimmick. There’s a tendency among writers like myself to treat this genre as a plague unto the medium, but I have always thought that was kind of silly. In hindsight even my relatively mild criticisms of, say, My Dress-Up Darling seem like a bridge too far, these stories tap into a real emotional framework, even if the specifics are, obviously, blown up for the TV screen.

Roshidere is hardly a highlight of its genre, but it doesn’t especially need to be. The two leads have a distinct enough brand of banter—a kind of distant descendant of that old Haruhi/Kyon dynamic, that’s probably at least one reason that a cover of “Hare Hare Yukai” was used as an ED theme for one episode—that I was engaged through most of the show’s episodes, and I honestly don’t think a series like this needs much more than that. That said; Roshidere also has a pretty poor command of its own strengths, in that it seems to feel like it can pull of domestic drama in the vein of something like Kaguya-sama: Love is War! It can’t, and in trying it loses its way a little bit. Hence its placement relatively low on the list.

There is also a temptation, of course, is to compare this to the other Doga Kobo romcom from recent years that’s roughly along these same lines. Between them, I’d say Roshidere is slightly better overall, but Shikimori’s Not Just A Cutie is the better-looking show and has more standout episodes. Neither is exactly going to set the world on fire, though, so it ends up feeling like a moot point.

I didn’t hate Roshidere, and my previous caveats about whether my opinion on it even matters aside, I personally know a few people who liked it much more than I did. I’m happy for those people, but I just can’t get there, personally. It is what it is, I wish the lead couple the best.

#21. BUCCHIGIRI?!

Hey, remember that action anime with the loose “Middle Eastern” theme? No, not that one, that’s Magi which aired years ago. I’m talking about the one from this year that was also a delinquent show. Yeah that one, there you go.

If time has already left Bucchigiri?! behind, that’s a bit of a shame. Never the most high-profile series, it was at least something notably unique in its season and, quite honestly, against the often-repetitive backdrop of contemporary TV anime in general. Its generally out-there nature—the Jojo stands, the colorful character and set design, the intense fujobait—can probably be attributed to the presence of Utsumi Hiroko, also a guiding force in that same role on the more visible and better-liked SK8 The Infinity, not to mention much of Free! So Bucchigiri?! is a minor work for her, but I don’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing.

The show explores some classic, well-worn themes of coming of age via the framework of an old-school delinquent rumble series. Our main protagonist Arajin (like Aladdin, get it?) is a bit unlikable, admittedly by design, so it’s mostly left to the redheaded and good-natured Matakara to win the audience’s favor. It worked on me at least, enough so that I was genuinely worried for him as the show moved into its surprisingly dark final few episodes. I think in another lifetime, where this show were of a slightly older vintage and at least a bit longer, it might’ve gotten a solid dub and found a home for itself on Toonami. Still, Bucchigiri?! did amass a contemporary Anglophone fanbase, and if you didn’t know that, it’s probably because you don’t lurk around fujo tumblr very much. (I usually don’t either, and I only knew that they were obsessed with it because of my habit of picking through the tumblr tags for most anime I watch.) There are worse things for an anime to be remembered for. By the same token, while there were definitely better anime that aired this year—even better anime in the specific category of “beloved by tumblr fujos”—I remember Bucchigiri?! fondly, and probably always will. Godspeed, boys.

#20. A SALAD BOWL OF ECCENTRICS

There were a few solid ensemble comedies this year. A Salad Bowl of Eccentrics was the least of these, but do not in any sense take that to mean the show is bad or even mediocre. Its silly reverse-isekai-but-not-exactly premise is basically a bit of misdirection, Salad Bowl’s real specialty is an incredibly droll sense of humor. Its protagonist is a detective, but far from being your Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Benoit Blanc, etc., he mostly does what actual detectives do, try to catch people cheating and other mundane and vaguely depressing shit like that. The show’s other protagonist is a little girl, princess of another world, who mostly uses her powers to blow up his spot in humorous ways before the two eventually form a surprisingly sweet surrogate (and then actual!) father/daughter relationship. Elsewhere, an archetypal lady knight is used to lampoon Japan’s homelessness problem, a few episodes tackle the country’s disproportionately large amount of cults, and others take on the kinds of shady gig-work that permeate the capitalist parts of the globe. Somewhere in there, Salad Bowl even finds the time to parody the ongoing girl band anime trend. All of this adds up to a light, but fun show overall. No complaints.

#19. FRIEREN: BEYOND JOURNEY’S END

So, hey, about those demons.

No, before I harp on my pet issue with this show let’s zoom out a little. I genuinely considered just not putting this on the list at all. Shows that start in one year and end in the next are tricky territory to begin with, and I only caught up on Frieren after it was several months in the rearview when I sought to review it. That review is on its own lengthy enough and thorough enough that I could probably have gotten away with resigning the series to a passing mention on this list. Nonetheless, the show ended in 2024, and my opinions have evolved yet further in the few months since I wrote that article, so not marking Frieren down somewhere here felt like neglect of duty.

Even so, what do you want me to say on Frieren that I haven’t already said? I find the show’s incoherence utterly maddening, and, at the risk of coming off like I’m whining, I do sometimes feel like the only person who thinks of the show in those terms. I’m provably not, but when the consensus was and remains so overwhelmingly positive, any other opinion can feel like it lives on an island of one.

The crazy thing is, of course, I don’t hate this series or anything. Not even close. The fact that it’s near the middle of the list is in of itself proof of that, and I stand by every positive thing I’ve ever said about the show; its gorgeous naturalistic art, its impressive and expressive magic animation, and the fleeting glimpses of the show it could be if it just had a better head on its shoulders. But that really is the rub, isn’t it? For every compliment I can fish up, there are two more complaints. I have beaten the point that Frieren writes its demons terribly into the ground by now, but it’s still true. It’s the rotten apple that diseases the tree: the telltale sign that this story is not nearly as well put-together as it might appear at first glance. The fact of the matter is that the very art direction I just praised is often turned to ugly ends in the face of the show’s empty heart. Frieren is, for better and worse, a decent battle shonen anime at its core, and trying to engage with it on any other level just makes the thing fall apart. But honestly? Even that much is insulting to battle shonen, a genre that is often capable of immense empathy even in the midst of its violence. Frieren just isn’t interested in that, even though it pretends to be.

So, why is it up even this far on the list? Well, to consider an anime is to consider all parts of it, and that art direction—and the visual work in general—does still exist. Saitou Keiichirou, director of this anime and of Bocchi the Rock! from back in 2022, is a rising star in his field, and he and his team deserve to be recognized for the work they put in to this adaptation in making it look as beautiful as they possibly could. It’s unfortunate that this dazzling fantasy animation is spent on something like Frieren, but the work has been done nonetheless, and I think they do all they can here to make magic out of nothing much. That’s a reality of the anime industry, and just the televisual arts in general: not everything blessed with a sumptuous production necessarily deserves it.

As such, I honestly think with hindsight that I was too nice to this show when I reviewed it. Maybe expecting it to be anything other than an action series is on me, and maybe someday the overwhelming critical consensus will make more sense. They’re making more, and I’m probably going to watch it, if only to appreciate what Saitou and his team bring to the table once again, so who knows. Plus, hey, that Yorushika OP is really nice.

#18. DEMON LORD 2099

I never deliberately court controversy with these rankings, because that’s cheap and I’m a small enough name that no one would care anyway. However, it does occur to me that if any placement on this list makes people mad, Demon Lord 2099 directly in front of Frieren might just be it. Honestly, if someone were to get mad about this placement, I can’t even blame them. I’m cheating a little to get this on the list in time at all (its finale doesn’t air for a few days yet, so if the last episode somehow torches my opinion of the show, Frieren and everything else behind it on the list have my apologies).

But what can I say? I’s true that in terms of production polish, Demon Lord 2099 doesn’t touch Frieren. (Few shows this year do, although there were a couple.) But, if you squint—quite hard, admittedly—the two make interesting foils for each other. Frieren is quite a self-serious show, Demon Lord 2099 is so goofy that its main character is both a traditional demon king figure and a livestreamer. Frieren ties itself in knots trying to figure out a reason, any reason, that it shouldn’t feel bad about having its main character be pathologically obsessed with killing demons. Demon Lord 2099 is not just written with surprising empathy for and consideration of the usually-trampled fantasy races subjected to this kind of thing, it takes place from the point of view of their once-and-future king. Put another way; there are three elves, but only one true demon lord. Veltol, the infernal monarch in question, would be able to carry the entire show on his back even if it had no other strengths at all, the guy is just that damn likable. A confidently narcissistic evil overlord in the vein of archetype’s true greats. The crux of the anime revolves around his attempts to conquer a world that is very different from the one he left. Hence the name, 2099 as in “shorthand for ‘cyberpunk’.” Along the way, he adapts to this new landscape in ways great and small as he deals with a treacherous underling and searches for lost treasures. The series drops off a bit in the back half, and the nature of these things is such that it’s hard to know if we’ll ever get a season two. Even so, Veltol’s adventures across the futurescape are more than compelling enough to put this toward the middle of the list at the very least.

More important than any high-minded analysis (is Veltol really trying to save his people from the gamer light-ridden gauntleted grip of technocapitalism? the jury’s still out) is the simple fact that Demon Lord 2099 feels like it’s carrying the torch for an older school of light novel anime; the genre puree that then became a genre unto itself that freely mixes and matches aesthetics and archetypes from high fantasy, cyberpunk, magic school fantasy, mafia movies, and so on. Even when the tropes of latter-day light novel adaptations show up, they’re usually there to be played with as opposed to just repeated verbatim (note how the deeply tedious cliché of the magic-measuring stone is literally shattered when Veltol breaks his, in the warped school arc that takes up the anime’s back half). In other words, the show is fun, instead of tedious and self-serious, and it’s refreshingly free of the constant snide winking at the fourth wall that defines so much modern narou-kei. It also has one of the best-looking mecha fights of the entire year, which is a very strange thing to say about a show that isn’t even part of that genre at all and is actually fairly visually inconsistent otherwise. (Although its actual action setpieces are consistently great.) Anyhow, if more light novel anime could start being like this I would love that. You can’t keep a good demon lord down.

#17. CODE GEASS: ROZé OF THE RECAPTURE

There is something deeply funny and twice as weird about Code Geass, of all fucking things, getting the millennial nostalgia sequel treatment. Is it that the original series is so 2000s it hurts? That it was the product of a very different anime landscape than the one we have today? Is it that the very notion of making something as, arguably, politically irresponsible as Code Geass feels really weird given Everything Going On Right Now in the world? (Not that 2006 was really any better, perhaps we were just more ignorant then.) Is it just the fact that our protagonist, Sakura, looks like Lelouch, 2 Years HRT? It’s all of the above.

The series picks up like no time has passed at all, despite the literal timeskip, and the difference in landscape between Rozé and the show it’s ostensibly a sequel to. (Or rather, it’s a sequel to the movies, which are a slightly different alternate continuity. God bless anime bullshit.) That’s not to say it’s interchangeable with its predecessor, though. Rozé takes a different, I might argue dimmer view toward its own protagonist than the original Code Geass ever did toward Lelouch. The result is a more compressed and in some ways more neurotic series, one that’s always looking over its shoulder, knowing it’s being judged both against its illustrious progenitor and against the rest of the year’s anime on the whole. It makes a good show of things, but Sakura’s own deep doubts about what she’s doing cast the show itself in a very different light than the original. I have said this before, but it’s almost as though she doesn’t quite have the right temperament to be a Code Geass protagonist. Maybe that’s a consequence of a real world environment where everyone is a bit less sure of themselves than they were even a few years ago.

Still, Rozé of The Recapture makes a good swing of it. As a mecha series, it’s solid and enjoyable, full of the kind of campy bullshit you’d expect (and which I love) from the genre, and managing to make it all more or less work within a tight twelve episodes. Still, as far as 2024 mecha anime go, there is a big red shadow looming over the whole genre, and as good an effort as Rozé puts in, it wasn’t that.

#16. JELLYFISH CAN’T SWIM IN THE NIGHT

Why are we always pitting the girls against each other? In hindsight, the unspoken competition between Jellyfish Can’t Swim in the Night and that other girl band show that aired in the same season was always going to be lopsided. Fundamentally, they’re just very different anime. But competition is competition: I and everyone else saw these two shows, striving for a very broadly similar thing, and turned them on each other. One of those shows is easily the better one, and it’s not the one you’re reading about right now.

But still, that’s kind of a stupid way to put it at the end of the day, isn’t it? Most “competitions” in the arts are not the Kendrick Lamar / Drake feud. It’s really just not that serious. Sure, maybe in some grand ranking of all the anime ever made Jellyfish Can’t Swim in the Night is well below that other show—as it is on this list—but on its own terms, it’s a solid piece about a specific bubble of contemporary culture, that of the very online pop musician. Jellyfish’s cast of characters meet more or less by chance, and the show’s central narrative, one of overcoming self-doubt to pursue your passions in a world that is either indifferent or actively hostile, is in line with what might be called more or less the standard for this genre.

Main character Yoru is similarly in the traditional protagonist mold for this sort of thing: beset by impostor syndrome and constantly doubting her own abilities, learning to believe in herself and finding that the attention that JELEE—the girls’ collective unit—gets on its own can’t make her happy. JELEE’s singer and Yoru’s kinda-situationship Kano gets an interesting arc too, exploring the underbelly of the entertainment industry and her attempts to escape the shadow of her controlling record executive mother. This makes it all the more notable that the show’s best moment doesn’t directly involve showbiz at all. Instead it comes when Kiui, a supporting character who struggles with denying her own identity in more ways than one, finishes their own arc, loudly, proudly, and bravely asserting their gender identity against a sea of their jeering fellow teenagers. It’s a powerful moment, one of the best of its kind of the year, and a better legacy for Jellyfish than its actual ending, which is somewhat muddled and unsatisfying. Definitely, there is a reason that Jellyfish is the less-fondly-remembered of the two big band anime originals of the year, but I would be unsurprised to see it pick up a surprising long tail in the years to come, and if that happens, I think Jellyfish will have deserved it.

#15. TRAIN TO THE END OF THE WORLD

I know I called it by what’s technically its official English title up there in the heading, but come on, you and I and everyone know this anime as Shuumatsu Train. An anime that, months after it ended, is still, on a broad level, just pretty inexplicable. Take for example its base ingredients: the traveler story genre, something in the very broad vein of Kino’s Journey or Girl’s Last Tour or, to name an example that’s even remotely close to Shuumatsu Train in tone, The Rolling Girls, a core cast of characters ripped right out of your standard schoolgirl slice of life show, and a hellishly surreal post-apocalypse for them to navigate, activated by a mysterious reality-warping electrical signal called 7G. All of this makes for a show that unites the literal and figurative definitions of denpa, and as someone who places a premium on anime that just make me go “what the hell”, Shuumatsu Train was always going to end up decently high on my list, with its mind control mushrooms, hyperspeed anime-within-anime, minature towns, and so on.

So what holds it back from being even higher? Well, for all the bizarreness thrown about, the show’s underlying thematics are pretty typical. That’s not a huge problem, but more of one is the show’s incredibly crass sense of humor, which is more annoying than anything else. Episodes that culminate with our heroines destroying a zombie army by declaiming old-fashioned erotic poetry get points for audacity and for their light metacommentary on the nature of fanservice, but that doesn’t mean they’re all that interesting to actually watch, and, accordingly, I think these are the weakest parts of the series. What pulls Shuumatsu Train into the station is the central relationship between protagonist Shizuru and her lost friend Youka. In hindsight, I’d call the show an exploration of anxiety; Shizuru hurts Youka before the series even begins. She fucks up, and she obsesses over the fuckup until it’s so big in her mind that it seems insurmountable. It’s not insurmountable though. The finale proves that the two have a bond strong enough that it will eventually restore the broken world of the series itself, and thus, the train keeps on rolling.

#14. ATRI: My Dear Moments

Here’s a random fact about me for you. Every year—or at least, most years—I make an end-of-the-year mix of songs I liked from the preceding twelve months and slap it up on my Mixcloud. I’m not much of a DJ, and my taste in music is, to put it politely, insular and very uncool, so these are mostly for myself rather than anyone else. On this year’s mix, sitting between a sun-blurry ambient piece by punnily-named slushwave artist Imagine Drowning, and the scintillating, raindrop prisms of underrated v-idol group The Virtual Witch Phenomenon’s “Bouquet“, is “Anohikari,” the opening to ATRI: My Dear Moments. That’s not some kind of gimmick or in-joke—these mixes are mostly for myself, there’d be no point—it’s just genuinely one of my favorite songs to come out this year, a rapturously joyful slice of pure sunshine that comes to us from the well-oiled pop machinery of Nogizaka46, the “official rivals”—sister group, basically—of world-conquering institution AKB48. The visual is great too, featuring Atri, the title character engaging in some rhythmic gymnastics, tossing a moon-like ball around beneath an open, shimmering sky.

You might not-unreasonably ask what this has to do with the show itself. After all, if I were ranking these things based solely on their openings, the similarly warm Yorushika song that powers the second half of Frieren and the inexplicable New Jack Swing revivalism present in Metallic Rouge would place them much higher up the list. But here’s the connection: ATRI is a genre study, specifically one for a now largely-bygone era of VN adaptations from the visual novel company KEY. And when you’re trying to invoke memories of those adaptations—especially AIR, which I had the good fortune of watching not long before ATRI premiered—nailing the vibe is crucial. ATRI, for its various ups and downs, nails the vibe.

As for the actual plot, well, if you’re cynical, you could view it as little more than a contrived piece of cry-bait. ATRI‘s bigheartedness could never be mistaken for subtlety; it’s mostly about tugging at your heartstrings and establishing a cozy post-apocalyptic coastal atmosphere. As was the case with many actual KEY VNs, it’s a romance at its heart, and the relationship between the leads works well enough (although how young Atri herself looks might skeeve some viewers out), and the environmental messaging is honestly so hopeful that I’m tempted to call it irresponsible. Its after-the-endmosphere is thus not unimpeachable, and falls short compared to genre greats: vibes can only take you so far. Still, that atmosphere is what ties the whole show together, and that alone is enough to make it one of the year’s more rewarding slow-burns if taken on its own terms.

#13. ‘TIS TIME FOR TORTURE, PRINCESS

One of the year’s more successful Jump adaptations wasn’t an action series or anything really even close. Instead, it was this, an easygoing and charming comedy series that takes place in the kind of endlessly-copied ISO standard fantasy settings that really only work anymore if some kind of joke is being made of them. Thus is of course the case here, but the show is not at this spot on the list for its satirical wit (most of Torture Princess‘ jokes about the fantasy genre are pretty tame).

Instead, its cast, including but not limited to the Princess herself, her talking sword Ex, the “grand inquisitor” Tortura, etc. form a goofy, funny, and surprisingly warm at times relationship. Torture Princess is light on plot, so it’s hard to say it suggests anything in particular by having the Princess’ current life as a “prisoner” of the incredibly nice Demon King be evidently better than her previous existence as a warrior, but it certainly suggests a way forward for this genre that doesn’t rely quite so heavily on the swordfights. In a year that had more than its fair share of that, it’s a nice thought. Also, they’re making more. Will I tune in? You better believe it.

#12. MY DEER FRIEND NOKOTAN

Sing along, you know the words:

shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan
shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan

and so on, and so forth.

More than anything, I think My Deer Friend Nokotan is an interesting example of a show that’s been tripped up by its own marketing. Months before anyone knew what this show really even was, a looped edit of its maddeningly-catchy opening theme went viral, thus giving a whole lot of people who would otherwise not have given it a second glance a whole lot of opinions on the once-and-forever Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan. That pre-release hype train promptly collided with the reality of nearly-unreadable official subs for the show’s English release on day one, and a lot of puffed-up expectations. I’m not here to say that a show should never be called out on any shortcomings, but in the wake of Nokotan I saw a whole lot of posts all across the internet describing the series as a lot of wasted potential and an unworthy pretender to the throne of Nichijou (admittedly a high water mark of its genre, but often treated by admirers like the only good comedy anime).

Put as simply as possible, I don’t really think any of this is true. What Nokotan is, at its cervine heart, is a solid slice of throwback comedy, essentially more in line with something like SHAFT’s early forays into comedy anime, what with its easygoing pace and the often rather meta bent to its humor. The rest is good old-fashioned absurdism, often staking whole scenes on obtuse wordplay or just randomness-for-randomness’ sake. The hitching post of all this is Nokotan herself, some sort of Bugs Bunnian force of nature / minor eldritch deity that arrives one day and throws the life of ostensible main character Koshi “Koshitan” Torako into chaos, often in ways that would slide up to the eerie or unnerving if played even slightly differently. The result is probably the year’s best pure comedy, and given that 2024 was fairly light on those, that stands as a notable accomplishment.

#11. MAYONAKA PUNCH

I did not watch a single idol anime in 2024, for maybe the first time since I’ve started this blog. The genre seems to be on its way out, and the few offerings we did get this year simply didn’t interest me. They’ve been replaced, in some sense. By girls’ band anime like Jellyfish Can’t Swim in the Night, sure, but also a second genre, one with no name as of yet, and one that’s overall weirder, goofier, and maybe a little harder to nail down.

Mayonaka Punch is about a group of vampires who run a Youtube channel. Scratch that, it’s about a girl, who used to run a Youtube channel, got very cancelled for punching one of her cohosts, and is now running a different Youtube channel, with the help of a group of vampires, most notably Live, a lemonade pink live wire voiced by Fairouz Ai, who is devastatingly down bad for her. Mayopan is more than just a vehicle for vampire thirst, though, as the series repeatedly touches on the idea that we should do the things we love to do because we love them, rather than it being down to “deserving” to. When the show explores this theme via Masaki attempting to motivate herself back into Youtubing work after being cancelled, it’s well-intentioned but a little clunky. Where the show really sings is its fourth episode, largely atypical for the series. There, Mayonaka Punch briefly transforms into a tragedy of doomed yuri as we learn about the history of Fu, another vampire from the group, and a lost love who taught her to sing. Mayopan never reaches quite that high ever again, but the animus is there, and the rest of the cast is so likable that you’re unlikely to particularly mind that the rest of the show is more lighthearted.

What might catch you off is how seriously this show takes capital-C Content, and I think if it’s a little tough for people to get onboard with Mayopan for that reason, that’s fair. Consider, though, that later in the show’s run they do a song and dance number just like any other idol group, highlighting the similarity between this setup and that one. Of course, the show ends with something entirely different, a high-stakes chase scene finale framed as a prank gone wrong, so perhaps it’s all a bit up in the air. I don’t know if “Youtuber girl” anime will ever be a particularly large genre, but if it’s giving us shows like Mayonaka Punch, I think it has, at minimum, proven its worth.

#10. MECHA-UDE: MECHANICAL ARMS

It might have been the single most straightforward action anime in a year that also contained Bucchigiri?!. Take that earnestness, and a desire to work within its genre’s existing archetypes, as laziness at your peril, though. Mecha-Ude, the debut TV series from studio TriF (that’s “Try F”, folks, not “triff”), is a surprisingly solid thing, even as it retains a lot of that rough web OVA charm from the original short that birthed this project some five years ago. It feels fairly uncontroversial, unless I’m blatantly missing something, to say that this show’s large cast of colorful, eccentric characters, and specific take on battle scenes point to it being a pretty direct pastiche of Studio TRIGGER’s work (particularly that of Hiroyuki Imaishi, their most prominent and most action-focused director). Still, just by being that, it’s a pretty unique thing, and it makes for one of the year’s true hidden gems.

Our main characters are everyman Amatsuga Hikaru and Alma, a hand-shaped mechanoid alien, one of the mecha-ude / mechanical arms of the title, that he symbiotically bonds with. Hikaru’s story is nothing new, a straightforward heroic narrative where most of the focus is placed on the fights as well as his relationship with Aki, the secondary—and honestly much cooler—protagonist. Along the way he makes a rival in the green-haired asthmatic Jun. But, true to its inspirations, a larger threat looms, and by the finale we’re at full-on “battle for the fate of the world” territory. All told, it’s nothing super innovative, but as a solidly-done execution of a well-worn idea, it’s a good time. It does feel particularly bittersweet, though, as some last-minute scenes that play over the credits hint that there were more ideas for Mecha-Ude than could reasonably fit into its single cour. If there’s justice in the world, the show’s creators will get to tell those stories some day in some fashion or another.

#9. THE ELUSIVE SAMURAI

If you boil it down to the numbers, most shonen manga heroes are renowned for winning fights. The Elusive Samurai, a slice of sometimes-zany sometimes-incredibly dark nominal historical fiction originally from the pen of Assassination Classroom mangaka Matsui Yuusei, attempts to flip that on its head. Dirty tricks, leaning on your friends for help, and even outright cowardice are all fine as long as you live to see another sunrise. Life itself, Elusive Samurai argues, is the best vengeance of all, explicitly defining its protagonist as a “hero of life” in contrast to the “heroes of death” that permeate history, and, implicitly, the rest of this genre.

And Hojo Tokiyuki, the titular Elusive Samurai, would know a thing or two about death. At the start of this story his idyllic life as minor nobility is shattered, his family is killed and Kamakura, his home, is burned to cinders by the army of Ashikaga Takauji, founder of the historical Ashikaga shogunate and portrayed here as a barely-human demon that’s some deranged cross between a time-displaced fascist dictator and Satan. Tokiyuki is thus recruited by Suwa Yorishige, a “sham priest but real mystic” who can see the future, to potentially retake his rightful position from Takauji’s grasp. So far, so revenge narrative.

But most stories that start this way do not have nearly as many jokes as Elusive Samurai does. Indeed, this sense of humor is both a defining characteristic and probably the show’s biggest flaw. It’s not that it can’t help itself—it knows when to dial the comedy back to let things get truly dire—but it’s more that it doesn’t want to. The humor is an extension of Elusive Samurai‘s command, almost relentless, to live and live happily even in the presence of oppressive darkness. It’s a tall ask, and Elusive Samurai does not quite live up to its own standards, with the humor being a decidedly mixed bag of caricature jokes and shock value (the mostly very grim episode six ends with the thief Genba literally taking a piss on the camera, for just one example). But there is a purpose to it, and for every gag that doesn’t land there’s a genuinely sweet moment where Tokiyuki bonds with one of his “retainers” (really just other displaced warrior-children like himself), or where the series expresses a genuine and surprising sense of spirituality. Late in the season, Yorishige laments the decline of the age of the gods in the centuries to come—centuries that for us are already the distant past—as science overtakes faith, and as the natural world loses its mystique. All of this doesn’t quite add up to the most coherent show, as Elusive Samurai‘s attempts to tie all this to its ideas of twin heroes of life and death doesn’t entirely gel, but it makes for one that is compelling in its struggles to find its footing. Maybe all of these disparate elements are the real Kamakura Style, or maybe this will all seem more cohesive in hindsight when season two drops. Either way, Elusive Samurai as it stands is certainly a worthy, interesting show, even now.

#8. POKéMON HORIZONS

Shows that run for multiple years are new territory for these year-end lists, because I don’t watch a lot of those, and the few that I do are generally divided into discrete seasons. Such isn’t the case with Pokémon Horizons, which finds its placement on this list on the back of the episodes that aired from, roughly speaking, about the middle of December last year to the middle of December this year. This ’23-’24 run encompasses several distinct arcs, all of which lead up to the still-recent revelations as to what our main villain’s deal is. That in of itself is kind of the interesting thing about Horizons, though. The OG Pokemon anime, in its thousand-odd episodes, was never quite this kind of adventure. Horizons has been, and continues to be, an exploration of something very different both in terms of vibe and in its actual storytelling goals, being more of a proper coming-of-age story as opposed to the sometimes vague direction of the original series.

Still, that only explains why it’s good by comparison. Even if this was your introduction to Pokémon, you’d be able to immediately clock the show’s immense sense of fun and surprisingly ambitious scale. Over the course of this past year of adventures, our heroes Liko, Roy, and Dot have attended a Pokémon academy, they’ve fought gym leaders and—in a series highlight—even Paldea Elite Four member Rika, they’ve fought their recurring foes the Explorers several times over, and they’ve even met one of Liko’s own ancestors from the distant past. Running through the background of all of these arcs is a persistent affirmation that Liko, Dot, and Roy, and thus the children this show is made for, are never really alone. Liko and Dot have learned how to get out of their shells, Roy has learned how to listen to his partner Pokemon, and all three have learned the real value of friendship. In a world that’s still firmly post-pandemic, something like this being so much about the bonding experience that makes Pokemon great in the first place feels reaffirming.

What you get overall is the show this year that feels the most like watching Sunday morning cartoons as a kid, the kind of anime you could enjoy equally well at ages 5, 25, and 50. Don’t be surprised if it’s even higher on the list next year. We’ll see what 2025 brings.

#7. WONDERFUL PRECURE!

Hey kids, who loves learning about animals?

Good, okay, I’m seeing a lot of hands.

Now then, who loves learning about how humans drive animals to extinction, and how the disappearance of the Japanese Wolf is an interesting case study on this subject?

Hmm, fewer hands. Surprising!

Wonderful Precure has been a weird one for the long-running magical girl franchise. It might be the best Precure season since I started mentioning them in my year-end writeups, and if it doesn’t surpass Tropical Rouge, it’s at least on roughly the same level. I’ll confess that I often feel like I end up saying roughly the same thing about Precure every year, and, I mean, you know the drill, right? Solid action fundamentals plus warm and personable character relationships plus a classic tough-cute aesthetic equals excellent magical girl anime. Since I started keeping up with the show yearly back when 2019’s Star Twinkle was the season of the hour, I’ve walked away from basically every Precure series thinking more or less the same thing. I love the series to pieces but it’s definitely mostly variations on a theme. That’s not a problem, and if I don’t say some variation of all this for You & I-dol next year when it’s wrapping up its run, it shouldn’t be taken as a slight against that show, but Wonderful does feel a little different in this regard.

It might just be a logical consequence of trying to do a season about animals. Our lead character, Cure Wonderful, is a dog in human form. It would be a little wild to have that be the case, have her best friend Iroha / Cure Friendy be on the same team, and not at least touch on the idea of that relationship eventually ending, thus making Wonderful the only Precure season that, to my knowledge, has an episode about an old woman’s dog dying. Wonderful Precure really only Goes There for a handful of episodes, and most of the time, it’s more traditionally Precure-related stuff, but when it does go there, it does a damn good job of it. The obvious point of comparison here aside from other Precure seasons is Tokyo Mew Mew New, but while TMMN was a nostalgia exercise, a deliberate throwback created for Tokyo Mew Mew’s original fanbase, Wonderful Precure exists in the here and now, speaking to the young children of today. I think that matters, and if I’ve placed the series higher than you might expect, that’s a good chunk of why.

The rest of why is that Cure Nyammy is in it, and she’s quickly become one of my favorite Cures ever, having both a killer design, an amusingly bitchy attitude, and a very compelling character arc that just wrapped up a few days ago as of the time of this publication. Faves matter, too.

#6. BRAVE BANG BRAVERN

Brave Bang Bravern, perhaps the single piece of giant robot animation most willing to embrace the notion of “dare to be stupid” since the original Transformers cartoon, embarked on a quest back in January to be the greatest Dudes Rock anime of all time. I’m not sure if it succeeded, but it made a strong showing, and I respect the hell out of that. On its face, the series is a baldly silly pastiche of super robot anime. Slightly below the surface is the fact that it also just is a super robot anime—like any good pastiche, it stays on the loving side of “loving parody”—as the biggest super robot otaku related to the show is Bravern himself, a hammy intergalactic powerhouse here to save the Earth from an alien invasion that is much more serious than seems apropos for his goofy demeanor. Indeed, in the first episode when he appears out of the sky like a bolt of lightning, that seems like it should be the “trick.” Instead, it’s the first of many, and Bravern is one of the year’s best anime for this very reason.

Bravern’s entrance in that first episode alone is fantastic, probably the best single capital A capital M Anime Moment of the whole year. He appears in a flash of green from the heavens, he annhiliates the invaders coldly exterminating humanity, he demands that Isami, our protagonist and his initially unwilling pilot, yell out attack names alongside him, he has his own theme song. His own diegetic theme song. During all this, in the first crack in a suit of emotional armor that takes the entire show to fully break, Isami admits that he never wanted to be in particular a soldier or a fighter pilot, he wanted to be a hero. Lucky for him, this is a show about heroism.

It’s an odd show about heroism, though. Bravern the show goes through pains to stress that heroism is a group thing. Bravern the robot seems to at least nominally think that too, going through the effort that he does to win over the displaced military folks who make up the bulk of the show’s cast, including both Isami and his buddy / rival Lewis, as important a character in this story as Isami himself. This is perhaps the one aspect of the show I have some trouble with, given the military setting, but more than that’s the only area of the series that betrays any insecurity at all about the premise. This is the one bit of bet-hedging, and the main reason it’s not in the top five. Everything else belongs to the titular giant space robot from the future, to the power of love, and to us the audience.

Yes, from the future. There are twists, because why wouldn’t there be? Lewis eventually finds one of the aliens, a suspiciously human-looking girl named Lulu, who becomes another part of the regular cast. With Lulu’s help, Superbia, one of the giant death machines spearheading the alien invasion turns face and becomes a valued ally. The biggest twist—and I’m about to spoil the end of the show here, just a heads’ up for you—is saved for Bravern himself. It turns out that Bravern is Lewis, transformed by cosmic forces and from another timeline, but Lewis nonetheless. I don’t make a secret of being a pretty big yuri fan on this blog, and it takes a lot to get me on a yaoi train. Nonetheless, I have to acknowledge this one, Bravern made me care about these two macho military guys and how they save the world with the power of love and also very homoerotic ending themes. That’s some real dedication. You won’t see that in a half-assed romcom.

And the final thing is this, for as great as Bravern is, hindsight has already made it feel like a herald of things to come. Not long ago, a new, suspiciously Daicon-y Gundam series was announced. Pedantic questions of where that falls on the largely imaginary super robot / real robot scale aside, it really does seem like the future continues to belong to the mecha ‘heads. So move forward, and make sure you bang brave bang bravern all over the place the entire way.

#5. DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON

This one’s a little tricky. Not because I feel any need to hedge my bets about how good Dungeon Meshi is. The top five is when we tend to get in to “unrestrained gushing” territory for me, and even if it weren’t, we’re talking about TRIGGER‘s first TV anime in a good while, and the debut turn for director Miyajima Yoshihiro who handily proves himself here. But! This is the rare case where I’ve read the manga. Dungeon Meshi, being what it is, is the sort of story where spoiling it doesn’t ruin it, but I’d still hate to do such a thing, even by implication. What I can say is that even here, in the two-cour adaptation of the first chunk of the manga, Dungeon Meshi weaves a complex, rich world. A magical ecosystem that puts many dedicated worldbuilding projects to shame. The story it threads through this world is one of conflicting principles and loyalties, and how those principles and loyalties fall away to the most basic underlying motivator of all; hunger. Hunger both literal and metaphorical, mind you—there is so much material on the theme of consumption in this story that you could cut it like a layer cake all on its own—but hunger nonetheless.

In this early section of the story, that hunger is mostly on the literal end, and you could indeed enjoy most of what’s here as a relatively lighthearted romp through a traditional fantasy dungeon where our heroes are forced to munch on monsters to survive. The characterization here, of Laios, our kindhearted and eccentric lead, the somewhat aloof and self-interested Chilchuck, the powerfully neurotic Marcille, and the survivalist, wisdom-dispensing Senshi, is fantastic across the board, and you could do a lot with a cast this strong. But if all Dungeon Meshi were was a decent comedy, it wouldn’t be this high on the list, and I don’t think it’d be anywhere near as well regarded in general. The adaptation really excels at playing up these darker, more serious elements, cracking them wide open, animating them less like an artist and more like a necromancer.

Indeed, fundamentally what TRIGGER is bringing to the table are all the usual benefits of an adaptation, the addition of sound and color and the transformation of texture that this brings with it. They’re just executed here with uncommon deftness. This may be a somewhat contentious statement, given all the discourse about what the anime cuts (I am sad about the lack of the Marcille-running-her-hands-through-her-hair panel in that one scene too, believe me), but overall, the anime presents a worthy alternate take on the same foundational story, remixing and reemphasizing different elements to highlight or dim different elements. Senshi’s backstory, late in the season, is an excellent example of this. In the manga, it’s tightly-wound and claustrophobic. A lengthy aside, but an aside nonetheless. Here, it’s much more akin to how it probably feels for Senshi; a traumatic memory that resurfaces again and again, rendered in full, earthy color, with all the violence and fear a party of dwarves losing their composure as a monster picks them off one by one requires. Similar examples rebound throughout the season, especially on the topic of Falin, Laios’ lost sister whose rescue the entire story revolves around, and whose eventual resurrection sets up the second half of the manga, yet to be animated. I’ll say no more on that front, other than that Falin, in all her forms, is perhaps my single favorite character to feature in any anime this year period. If it’s not her, the list of competition is very, very short.

Like the next anime on the list, and like Chainsaw Man in 2022 (I stand by what I said there), Dungeon Meshi is primarily not higher up because I have full faith that what’s to come will be even better, and I want to save giving it the gold or silver for a year when it’s at its absolute best. Staying hungry makes the meal all the tastier, I’m told.

#4. DAN DA DAN

Do you believe in Pikmins? Dandadan does. That and a whole menagerie of ghosts, goblins, ghouls, monsters, giants, and little green men from Mars. Lurid, even questionable at first blush, Dandadan deploys these gonzo Weekly World News escapees to weave a portrait of a world that is vastly, overwhelmingly, totally unknowable and hostile. I am tempted to here again compare two very different anime. Both Dandadan and Elusive Samurai, several spots back on the list, are intensely—surprisingly, even—spiritual works. But if that similarity is real, it’s to opposite ends in each given show. Elusive Samurai sees the wonders of the world as something fading, something beautiful to treasure while they still exist. Dandadan sees them as something unknown and frightening, every bit as potent today as they were centuries ago. If all this seems heady for a show that has an astoundingly straightforward (and frightening) “probed by aliens” scene in its first episode, well, that’s just the sort of leap of faith you have to make with Dandadan, a show that rewards a cursory watch just fine but a thoughtful one even more so. This is an anime for the kids who held Charles Fort as a personal hero, or at least, whoever his Japanese equivalent is. I like to try to nail down a show’s central theme in these high-spot writeups, but with Dandadan that’s difficult because it’s about so many different things.

But, if I have to boil it down to just one idea, it’s perseverance. Momo and Okarun, our heroes, are thrust into a world they don’t understand by hostile forces beyond their control. For Momo, this takes the sadly very realistic form of having her bodily autonomy constantly assaulted, in some of the show’s darkest and most upsetting moments—this is a big enough fixation for the series that this first season actually ends in the middle of such a scene—for Okarun, the violation is less intense but no less real. The fact that he spends most of the first season looking for his missing family jewels is more than just a dirty joke, it’s an indication that this disruption has left him incomplete and shaken up as a person. And yet, Dandadan never argues that the world should be shut out or burned down because of its dangers, our heroes push on as they do regardless because they have each other.

Throughout, Okarun and Momo fall for each other, giving the series a playful streak of young love that helps take the edge off and also giving them a ton of reason to banter, some of the best of the year, in fact. They also help a variety of both human and non-human allies come to terms with their own problems; a ghost hounding their classmate Aira is eventually laid to rest in the show’s untouchable seventh episode with the help of Aira herself, the unimaginable pain of the phantom’s waking life is given meaning and pathos, and she is able to move on feeling that it wasn’t all for nothing. But Dandadan is unwilling to focus solely on the obvious plays to pull at your heartstrings, just a few episodes later, our heroes are helping a displaced alien gig worker, and that somehow hits almost as hard. The romance angle doesn’t slack either, as both Momo and Okarun make the very teenagery mistake of thinking of a budding relationship as a zero-sum game in different ways over the course of the season: they clearly like each other a lot, but they’re both still learning.

This is what really separates Dandadan from the pack, not just a belief but an unshakable conviction in the human spirit, no matter what may go bump in the night and how many flailing miscommunications may happen. That would be all well and good in of itself, but combine that with the fact that this is easily one of the best looking shows of the year, maybe the best full stop, depending on your aesthetic preferences (I might give it that crown myself), make for an absolute fucking treat. That it’s taken me this long to even mention its action in passing feels like a crime, given how well the show delivers on that front, being not only visually pleasing but also inventive (episode nine, where they’re underwater in the school while fighting a bunch of aliens? That shit goes hard). It’s also, when it wants to be, the rare horror anime that’s actually scary, and its most disquieting episodes had me as rattled as anything I read on UnexplainedMysteries.org as a kid.

All told, this is a very welcome example of the zeitgeist turning its attention to something that clearly deserves it. A second season announced for summer of 2025 feels not only just right but also inevitable. The main reason Dandadan isn’t even further up on the list? I have no doubt that it has even higher peaks to climb. We’re just getting started with this one.

#3. MAKEINE: TOO MANY LOSING HEROINES!

Alongside the more obvious narou-kei boom of the past decade and a half, there has also been a surge in romance light novels. Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian, from farther up the page, is one of these. Makeine is too. It’s just that unlike most anime based on romance light novels, it just happened to be one of the absolute best things to air this year. Funny how that goes.

What sets Makeine apart from its peers is not something as simple or ineffable as quality, but rather both its metatextual nature and its commentary on—and celebration of—romance LNs as a medium. I am a sucker for this kind of thing, but it would be meaningless if Makeine wasn’t any good. Not only is it in fact very good, a best-in-genre for its year and an elevation of that genre overall, but it’s also full of a genuine love for romance LNs as a scene. For every sly observation about their clichés, there is a stock situation lovingly played to an exaggerated tee or turned on its head. For every brilliant little gemstone of genuine sentimentality, there is an equal and opposite locked shed with two characters stuck inside. Some would consider this embrace of the shamelessly goofy a flaw, but I can’t put myself in those shoes. There’s a huge difference between doing something because it’s the default and doing it with intent, and Makeine has intent in spades. Intent allows it to get away with the audacious trick of pretending to not be a “real” romcom while at the same time doing shit like having a character freestyle a children’s story off the top of her head out of pure heartbreak.

That love of the romantic in the broad, older sense of that term informs Makeine‘s whole style. The series has a real knack for rearranging the traditional tropes and setpieces of a romcom to be about just about anything but romantic love. Despite some early signs, and some teasing in its final episode, the main arc of Makeine is not about our lead boy, Nukumizu, getting together with anyone in particular. He and ostensible lead girl Anna even make a whole thing out of how they’re not going out. Will that change? Who knows! Makeine is such an obvious virtuoso with this material that bending it into almost any shape imaginable doesn’t seem out of the question. (Of course, we’re really talking about some combination of the talents of Amamori Takibi, the original novelist, director Kitamura Shoutarou, and overall scriptwriter / series comp guy Yokotani Masahiro, but the reality of any given anime as a group effort has never stopped me from anthropomorphizing them before.) All told, I’ve rarely been so happy to have so little idea of how a story is going to end.

What is apparent this early on is that Makeine’s focus on human connection doesn’t privilege romance over anything else, which is a very rare thing not just for this genre or even this medium but for fiction in general, and without getting too into it, as someone who engages with romance in a bit of a different way than a lot of people, that really spoke to me. Throughout the series, characters get their hearts broken, or romance never blooms at all, but they’re there for each other. This is the common element throughout the three main arcs here, each focusing on one of the show’s main girls; Anna, Lemon, and Komari. You can’t control what happens in life, but you can control how you respond to it. Cherish your friends, take your losses on the chin with dignity, stay determined to forge your own path. No regrets.

#2. OSHI NO KO – SEASON 2

Look, what do you want from me? Last year I raked myself over the coals for the crime of talking about Oshi no Ko at all in a period where its fanbase was being very awful to a real person involved with a real tragedy. I think, in hindsight, assuming I have the platform where choosing to write about this show or not would make any kind of tangible difference was an act of arrogance. If you disagree, I can only ask for your forgiveness here. This is one of the year’s best anime, I want to talk about it, and I am going to do so.

That bitter aftertaste isn’t irrelevant to discussing Oshi no Ko itself, though, we should admit. The second season of the series breaks protagonist Aquamarine’s search for vengeance against the man who killed his mother and the rise of his profile as an actor down to its base elements and interlaces them. The result is bitter, prickly, and insular, despite its lavish, often extremely colorful production. Indeed, some parts of this season can feel like petty score settling, take the character of Tokyo Blade mangaka Abiko, whose manga is the source material for the 2.5D stage play that much of the season revolves around. Abiko is depicted as a complete weirdo, someone with poor personal hygiene and even poorer social skills. She clashes with the play’s staff, admittedly also depicted with a fair amount of sympathy, at one point threatening to pull her endorsement of the play itself, not because she’s power tripping or anything like that, but because this coiled hedgehog of a woman is, Oshi no Ko argues, a would-be auteur, someone who cares deeply about her work even as everyone else around her tries to snip pieces off of it to make it fit into a more acceptable, commercial box. Oshi no Ko isn’t so simple as to suggest she’s entirely in the right, but Abiko is a telling cipher for the anime itself, and not just because she might be loosely based on OnK’s own mangaka Akasaka Aka. It is tough to escape an uncomfortable knot in my gut about this show, and this plotline in particular, like I’m listening to 2015 Drake and can see the eventual crashing-down-and-out coming a decade in advance.

Elsewhere, there’s much more light. Akane and Kana return in full fucking force in this second season, bristling with ambition and talent and locked in a rivalry throughout to upstage the other and win the affections of Aqua. In practice, this is basically a battle shonen rivalry, with all the “unintentional” homoerotic subtext that entails, and I will admit that no small amount of Oshi no Ko‘s placement this high up on the list is due to the absolute blast I had shipping these two. It will never happen, and it’d be pure hell for the both of them if it did, but seriously, I’ve read actual yuri manga where I was less invested in making two girls kiss about their weird, complicated feelings for each other. That’s not to say either of them aren’t a good pair with Aqua, though. (For my money, Akane wins that competition when she casually reveals she’d be down to help him murder a dude.) This is ultimately all part of the same spiderweb of entangled neuroses as Aqua’s whole deal, but it feels less serious since it’s not literal life-or-death.

In fact, the focus on acting as an art is pretty astounding through. It’s such that even very minor characters get a star turn. Melt, the prettyboy actor who unintentionally sabotaged the Sweet Today production in season one, returns here, committed to working on his acting after a few cutting remarks from one of the other Tokyo Blade actors, and his spotlight episode is one of the best single anime episodes of the whole year. He works hard at it, at some points with Aqua’s help, and the time he gets to truly be a star—mere minutes, both in-universe and out—is enrapturing. There’s a very telling bit of this episode in particular, actually, where Aqua explains to Melt that if he puts his all into one singular moment, people will remember his performance. This, of course, is reflective of the show’s own construction; Melt really does have only those few minutes, and outside of them, he barely exists. Oshi no Ko‘s greatest feat is its ability to explain these tricks to you as it’s pulling them off, a truly breathtaking piece of showmanship that had no real peers this year and is short on them even outside of it.

All of this praise heaped on it, you might wonder why I didn’t put ONK at the number one spot as opposed to down here in second place. Honestly? It all comes back to that unease I mentioned earlier. Oshi no Ko has genuine, well-articulated themes about how fame works and how it can ultimately destroy people, but I think that in the end, what Oshi no Ko is actually about is the spectacle of it all, prisms that trap stage-burning spotlight beams and refract them into cartoon paint. Sometimes that spectacle is hellish. People bleed and die on stage, sometimes almost literally. The crux of this story, remember, is the psychosis of someone who’s died and lived again times two, with the promise that the one whose head we haven’t spent time in yet is somehow the more poisonous flower. The message is not the point of Oshi no Ko. I don’t know if Aka knows that, but the people at Doga Kobo making the anime definitely do (a quick shout out to director Hiramaki Daisuke, who has been absolutely killing it with this adaptation for two years in a row now). Like I said, this is a spectacle. An incredibly good spectacle, but a spectacle nonetheless.

If we’re being honest with ourselves, it’s entirely possible that with its final arc this season, it’s writing checks it can’t cash. The radiating, vantablack stars that the series knocks into Ruby’s eyes in the last few episodes threaten to spill out and swallow the rest of the story whole. Plot, characters, themes, ideas, subsumed under a tide of black and red bile as the trauma and obsession overtake Ruby and stain her with a palpable dark charisma. But that’s the thing about metaphors; there isn’t really a jewel, there’s no marble to play this game with. At the end of the day, no matter the shape of the pupils, eyes are just eyes. I find it hard to believe that Oshi no Ko really has the guts to go out in a blaze of glory as the last few episodes of this season seem to set up, but I’d be happy to be wrong. Given how polarized the reception to the manga’s ending has been, I just might be, I don’t know the details. Either way, just enough put me off-kilter about this show to put it here, the second to last spot from the top. Very much unlike some other shows on this list, I don’t think Oshi no Ko has any higher to climb, and I think this cursed, jewel-encrusted artifact of a season might be the best we ever get out of it, not that I could complain if that were the case. Who knows, though? Showbiz is full of surprises.


Now, before we get to the very top of the list, there are two other pieces of business to take care of. Let’s get the brand new one out of the way.

#?. HONORABLE MENTIONS

Also known as: Things I watched at least some of from this year but didn’t finish, or didn’t fit the format, but which I still had some stray comment or another on that I wanted to note down here before the year ended. This was a super last minute addition—I’m literally writing this the night before this article goes live, having already filled out the other entries—but it felt like a fun little bonus to add, and I have a handful of thoughts on these shows, so why not?

  • NINJA KAMUI: One day, Toonami will bankroll a good anime again. Basically every thing they’ve done since the first pair of FLCL “sequels” has been a complete miss and unfortunately this is no different. Yes, the JJK director is involved. No, that doesn’t automatically make it good. Seriously one of the most boring things to air this year. This might’ve gone below ISHURA.
  • NEGATIVE POSITIVE ANGLER: I really, really wanted to like this, but I could just not get invested enough in the main character’s struggles. There’s a problem when your main guy is such a jerk in such an uninteresting way that I don’t care that he’s literally terminally ill.
  • QUALITY ASSURANCE IN ANOTHER WORLD: Another isekai that broke my heart this year. Oh QA-sekai, I thought you were different! But no, it eventually devolved into being just as boring as most of them.
  • NARENARE -CHEER FOR YOU!-: Serious question, what the hell was this show? Ostensibly a simple anime about cheerleading, in the four episodes I saw it managed to meander through some five or six different main ideas, switching up its tone each time. Weird show. I’m told it gets even weirder later on.
  • THE GRIMM VARIATIONS: Netflix horror / fairy tale anthology anime with CLAMP character designs. I only watched two episodes of the six, or else I might have put it on the list proper, where it probably would’ve sat comfortably near the upper middle. The two shorts I saw were interesting breaths of fresh air against the contemporary landscape. Cool shit, and I do plan to eventually finish this. (Although being an anthology means it doesn’t have that same “just one more episode” hook, doesn’t it? Oh well.)
  • GO! GO! LOSER RANGER: Another one that would probably have scored pretty well if I’d actually finished it. Life got in the way and I happened to fall off of this right as it was getting to what is, to my recollection, the weakest arc from the manga. Nonetheless, I want to catch up when season 2 drops, since the material after that arc is a lot better. Don’t be too shocked if Footsoldier D shows up on the list proper next year, should I do one.
  • BYE, BYE, EARTH: Bit of a heartbreaker, this one. It started out very promisingly, being a very peculiar original-setting fantasy thing with a really fun protagonist (voiced by Fairouz Ai, who feels like she’s truly achieved Star Voice Actress status at this point) but eventually the pacing got so fast that watching episodes started feeling like a chore. I may read the source material at some point if I can get my hands on it, since the fantasy worldbuilding here is incredibly interesting, probably the only real competitor Dungeon Meshi had in that department this year.
  • SENGOKU YOUKO: This was the big cut from the list proper. I’ve actually finished the first season of this, and I quite enjoyed it. (I’m honestly mostly just over the fucking moon that we have another Mizukami Satoshi adaptation that’s actually good.) However, I fell off of the second, ongoing season for boring life reasons—noticing a pattern?—and it felt weird to put only half the show on the list. Maybe that’s silly considering I’ve got Precure on here, but oh well.
  • SHOSHIMIN: HOW TO BECOME ORDINARY: This one I am really kicking myself for not finishing. Yet another where life just kind of got in the way and I had to put something on hold and it ended up being this. I really like what I’ve seen of this show! It’s an intriguing ‘mystery’ series where the mysteries themselves are quite mundane, but serve as a vehicle for the show’s interesting examination of how the world treats people who are different (and thus implicitly, how it treats the neurodivergent). Also has a really interesting, photography-aided art style. I really want to get back to this one. My one close friend, who is almost certainly reading this, you know who you are, I promise we’ll watch this together soon!
  • THE TRANSFORMERS 40TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL MOVIE: Essentially a music video for a Bump of Chicken song, this TRIGGER-animated short, directed by major Transfan and SSSS.GRIDMAN brain Amemiya Akira, was one of my favorite anime things period to air this year. If this had a spot on the proper list it would be very high, because this is just pure fanservice in the old sense of the word, endless cuts of giant robots from every corner of the Transformers franchise duking it out, no rhyme or reason, just pure metal-on-metal action. Fantastic stuff.
  • CHOCOLAT CADABRA: The other fantastic shortform thing directed by a TRIGGER director—Yoshinari You in this case—this year. This music video for an absolute slap of an Ado song / very involved chocolate commercial is maybe the best thing Yoshinari has ever been responsible for, and I say that as a huge Little Witch Academia fan. Maybe the chocolate company involved here will like….sponsor a TV-length version of this? Please?

Alright, that was probably way too many, but hey! I still have to pen my customary shout out here before we move on to the top spot (you are reading this in order, right?). Each year, I ask people to guess what my favorite anime of a given year was, and I mention them in this little lead-in paragraph if they get it right. Normally, only a couple people get it right, since I tend to pick things that speak to me and not really give a damn as to whether many other people have seen them at all, much less whether anyone likes them, hence previous list-toppers Wonder Egg Priority and Healer Girl.

That was not the case this year! This year, lots of people had my number. And how could they not? This show really was that good, and I’m not even remotely alone in thinking that. So a big shout out to Josh, Sredni, Wolfie, Ox, and Shrike (I’ve got a veritable menagerie going on here).

#1. Girls Band Cry

Nina, cue me up.

If I can be very honest, I’m pretty sick of talking about how my life sucks on this blog. It was the main thrust of my write up for Healer Girl when I put it at number 1 on 2022’s year-end list, and things have, as I noted at the start of this article, not really improved since then. (They’ve arguably gotten worse!) It was the reason I didn’t make a proper list at all last year. It’s the reason I only barely made one this year and why the Weekly Orbit has stalled out, and so on, and so forth. You get it. I’m tired. You’re tired. We’re all tired. The world is such a nightmarish mess that even mentioning it in passing on something as ephemeral and trivial as an anime blog feels disrespectful.

Girls Band Cry is not an antidote to that. The best anime, cartoon, film, work of art ever conceived and created is not an antidote to that. Girls Band Cry is also not a call to action, it’s not a profound statement about the state of the world, it’s not something that cuts to the heart of why life is how it is, or anything of that sort. Here’s what Girls Band Cry is, though: a testament to the salve that is kickass music, and kickass art more generally. Its ability to help us hold on, for one more day. Through anything. Through everything. This is not subtext, it’s what the show is about, and pardon yours truly for being corny, but I think that really does fucking matter. Things are bad, but we can make the best of it by belting from the top of our lungs. Art isn’t a solution, but it can help, sometimes a lot.

Case in point: Our lead Nina’s suicidal urges, revealed in or strongly implied by a single line of dialogue depending on whose sub track you were watching. The music of her favorite band, Diamond Dust, served as an escape, more than that, as a balm, something to ease the pain, something to staunch the bleeding for just another minute longer. When Diamond Dust’s vocalist, Momoka, left and was replaced, it felt like an acute betrayal. Naturally, she meets Momoka in the first episode, and before too long we see that initial attachment to Diamond Dust grow into a need to be her own cure, to make music of the kind that saved her. It takes a while for even Nina herself to realize that that’s what she’s doing (and she technically never expresses such outright at all), but that journey of growth is the year’s single most rewarding character arc.

For Nina, we get to watch her overcome that pain and see her find her voice both figuratively and, as she becomes the vocalist for the band eventually known as Togenashi Togeari, literally. Art is not an indulgence for Nina, it is a necessity. The same is true, of course, for us, and thus, as is the case for most truly great anime, the work reflects itself, a mirrored ball of hollered songs of rage.

That, of course, is only part of the story. The nuts and bolts of how a show like this becomes good is beyond the scope of this list, even if this is the top spot. (And god knows I’ve already written a fair amount about Girls Band Cry this year, so forgive me for not wanting to repeat myself.) But a number of things, both about the actual content of the show and the context around it, are worth at least touching on. Nina and Momoka’s relationship is the biggest of these, evolving from a one-side admiration to a mutual one, then to friendship, loyalty, and young love. It’s fascinating, and all too rare, how Nina and Momoka actually inspire each other, the kind of genuine partnership that makes real bands work. Of course, they don’t get to that point without a lot of bickering, and overlapping emotional outbursts and misunderstanding power a lot of Girls Band Cry. (Those with good memories may recall that it actually took the show a while to click with me, mostly for precisely this reason.) Moreso when the series comes to involve the group’s drummer Subaru, an actress-in-training who secretly resents the grandmother making her study that trade, and keyboardist Tomo and bassist Rupa, who form a sort of two-part unit unto themselves. A common point among all of them is the breaking down of facade, as they all use the music they make together as a tool for processing their trauma. As the show goes on, these girls come to trust each other, because they feel they can truly be themselves around each other, blemishes and all. Thus, TogeToge is not just a band but also a place to belong, a place to pursue their dreams, not anyone else’s.

Visually, Girls Band Cry is the rare TV anime that really looks like nothing else. All-CGI anime are still a little polarizing, but this show looking this good proves it’s completely possible for 3D anime to look every bit as fluid and expressive as the flat stuff. Girls Band Cry more or less tosses out all conventional wisdom as to how to make a 3D anime look good, too, eschewing old tricks like halving model framerates or emulating traditional anime cuts. Instead, it basically builds a new visual language as it goes, innovations that are sure to have trickledown effects in the years to come. The show is mostly pretty grounded, but when it wants to, it can absolutely soar with the stylization, whether this is as simple as giving Nina red and black “rage needles” to show her brimming with anger or as complex as the full-on music video the show explodes into at the climax of the eleventh episode, its best. There, every part of Girls Band Cry—writing, music, visuals—work in perfect concert to stage a perfect concert. Togenashi Togeari premiere their song “Void & Catharsis”, and it is, quite simply, the best moment in this medium this year. Little else even came close.

All this about an anime you had to pirate when it was new! I wonder if people will forget that over time, that GBC’s anglophone fanbase was a completely organic phenomenon. I wonder if the competing translations for that one line in that one episode will go down in history or be forgotten to the mists of time. I wonder if people will remember the jokes, the stupid memes, the conversations, the collection of translated tweets from Japanese fans calling Momoka a lesbian. I hope they do, Girls Band Cry was, in addition to everything else I’ve said here and in my original review, probably just the most fun I’ve had watching an anime in ages, and the community was no small part of that. Perhaps a reflection of the fact that this is the show in the top five that feels most like a single, complete thought? Maybe! Who knows. I could talk for forever about things big and small I loved to pieces about GBC, but I think you get the point by now.

There is some expectation to begrudgingly acknowledge flaws with things you think are basically perfect when you’re writing as a critic, so sure, I’ll do that. It’s not literally flawless. (Of course it’s not, nothing is.) Its structure is a bit lopsided, such that Rupa and Tomo don’t get much focus. Everything after episode eleven is basically postscript, not bad in any sense of the word, but not strictly “necessary” either. And, of course, the big one, after its immense success, the series is being subsumed into the sort of forever-franchise moneyball dreams that compose most of the current multimedia landscape. A mobile, likely gacha, game is on the way, which will probably unnecessarily complicate the shit out of Girls Band Cry‘s universe. This is the way of things, unfortunately. While it’s ridiculous to think of a band that was at best half-real (and certainly purely corporate) in the first place as “selling out,” that is nonetheless kind of what this feels like. It’s unfortunate, but not unexpected.

And yet, none of that will ever ding the show itself, a screaming knot of anger, drama, teenage angst, tears, fights. Joy and rage, drunk off youthful indiscretion and pure fucking spite. Flipped fingers, middle and pinky. Guitar solos, drum checks, broken facades, t-shirts with “LIAR”, “COWARD”, and “DROPOUT” hastily scrawled on them. Suicidal ideation and the incomparable peace when it leaves you for however long it does. Ceiling lamps spun around like ceiling fans, pet snakes, Undertale shirts, Rupa’s groupies and “nice beer!” Screaming into the void to feel the catharsis. No matter what else might bear the logo, all of that shit is the real Girls Band Cry. Everything else is commentary.

That’s not to say the actual series will have no impact beyond its own episodes, though. Over the past few years, the girl bands have steadily replaced the once-prolific idol-anime-with-a-gimmick genre, and while it’s impossible to say if that’ll continue, or if they’ll keep delivering the same level of quality seen in Bocchi the Rock, BanG Dream: It’s MyGO!!!, and of course Girls Band Cry itself, the future—or at least this incredibly narrow slice of the future—is bright. 2025 promises the goth-metal melodrama of Ave Mujica, at this point just days away, and Rock Is A Lady’s Modesty, an outside contender based on a manga, looks insane enough that it shouldn’t be written off either.

All this to say, what I’d really like to sign this entry, and thus the whole list, off with, is some pithy one-liner about how the girl bands will save us. That of course isn’t really true, and sometimes you have to sacrifice wit for honesty. But what is true is that they provide just a few more little bright spots for us going forward. I honestly, truly think that the show’s real legacy will be exactly that. Be it out of spite, out of pride, out of hope, or whatever else, hang in there, we’re in this together. If you’re angry, sing it to the heavens.

Play me out, girls.


And that’s the list, or it will be, at least. Since I’m writing this before I have the full thing actually finished. (Tempting fate? Maybe!) I had to make sure I took the time to properly thank each and every person who read this article, though. I know it’s a fair bit to get through and I’m not sure how leaving it as a single article as opposed to breaking it up into several as I’ve done in years past will affect things. Hopefully though, whether you largely agreed with my rankings or not, you found some pearl of insight in here somewhere, or at least an entertaining read. If you did, I’d be really thankful if you could drop me a donation on my Ko-Fi page. I don’t have a traditional job, and Ko-Fi donations are my only source of income, so it really helps.

With that out of the way, I’d like to end the year here on Magic Planet Anime by thanking all of you, since y’all, my readers, give me motivation to keep doing this and y’all mean the world to me. I say that a lot, but I do really mean it. I also want to specifically thank my friend and sometimes podcast cohost Julian M. of THEM Anime Reviews, without whom this list would not exist at all, since several months ago I mentioned to them that I was on the fence about making one, and they strongly encouraged me to try my damnedest.

In addition to Julian, I want to take the time to individually thank some friend groups of mine, mostly in the form of Discord servers with funny names. Shout out to: Magic Planet Anime’s very own server, which you can still join in the link below, the similarly named but unrelated Magic Planet server, Mugcord, the Secret Scrunkly Server, The Donut Zone, and the LOVE BULLET fan server. I’ll just also go ahead and shout out every single person who follows me on Bluesky, Tumblr, and Anilist. You guys rock, and you make my life better. I mean that.

As for what 2025 will hold for Magic Planet Anime? I don’t know! I’ve learned to not try to make any big predictions, but I want to keep writing. Because I love doing it, because you guys like reading it. I hit the big 3-0 this year, no more need for rounding up, but I don’t think MPA is going anywhere. I’m going to do this until they put me in the ground.

Now then, I’m going to be taking the rest of the year off. See you in January for seasonal premieres!


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“Goodbye, sekai!”

Seasonal First Impressions: Can DEMON LORD 2099 Bring Isekai into The Future?

Seasonal First Impressions is a column where I detail my thoughts, however brief or long, about a currently-airing anime’s first episode or so three.


I talk enough about how I don’t really like contemporary isekai that I risk repeating myself. So instead of lamenting the state of the genre let’s just jump right into the important things about Demon Lord 2099 specifically.

So! This show! Our premise is that your archetypal demon lord—Veltol Velvet Velsvalt [Hino Satoshi], great name—has been defeated. Some centuries later, his world collides with and fuses with ours, plunging the globe into a magic-infested apocalypse that kills most of the planet and reduces what remains to a squabbling landscape of feuding city-states. In the ashes, magic and technology combine to forge a broadly cyberpunk-inflected setting. So far, so “reverse isekai with a twist.” There’s a bit more to things than that, though.

Veltol is of course resurrected in the present day (2099, natch), and as he gets his bearings in the first episode, with the assistance of his loyal servant Machina [Itou Miku], two things immediately stand out about both his character and the timbre of the show itself.

1: Veltol is portrayed, barring a big exception that we’ll get to, with a fair amount of genuine gravitas and dignity. That’s not to say the character is taken 100% seriously all the time, but rather that the series devotes a fair amount of space to his thoughts and feelings, and how they interact with the world he’s returned to. He feels like an actual person rather than a boxed archetype.

2: The series on the whole seems, at least going off of the three episodes that have currently aired, to be surprisingly faithful to the original ideas of the cyberpunk genre. While the tiresome stock fantasy racism metaphors that pockmark the narou-kei scene are present here, they are more of a background element than a defining feature (and at one point are blamed on a specific character, in a seemingly deliberate move on 2099‘s part). The real antagonistic force is unchecked technocapitalism and all that it enables; stressful, strained paycheck-to-paycheck living, the inequality it foments, etc. As a force, this is embodied by Marcus [Matsukaze Masaya], one of Veltol’s former lieutenants who has found a new position in the world, as the overtly ill-intentioned head of a massive tech company.

This is not to say that Veltol is a straightforward good guy. He’s still an aspiring world-conquering tyrant after all, but because the series is from his point of view, he’s humanized in a way that a lesser show just wouldn’t bother with. This is most obvious at the end of the first episode, where his most loyal devotee, the aforementioned fire immortal Machina, takes him to her new home, a tiny, ratty apartment on the outskirts of the city. Veltol initially assumes this place is some sort of storeroom, and when Machina gently corrects him and makes it clear she’s not joking, breaking down in tears at the “shameful” fact that she lives in such a small home, he pulls her close to comfort her.

A later episode shows us Machina’s backstory, which involves her being thrown into an active volcano. And remarkably, the show still portrays her current state, struggling to get by and making minimum wage, as being even less dignified than that. The message that this is an environment that makes monsters of all of us is clear. It’s also a nice bit of character building for Veltol, and a cheaty (but not invalid!) way to get us, the audience, on his side. Veltol as he’s portrayed here, even accounting for the evil required for his conceptualization as a demon lord, is a nearly admirable figure. I admit to having a personal weakness for a certain kind of principled villain in fiction, depending on what those principles are, so I may be in the minority in that I’d follow this guy into hell. Still, I imagine even if you’re less susceptible to such things, he comes off well here.

The second episode is a slightly different story. For one thing, it’s a fair bit more typical for this genre. Veltol attempts to find work, reasoning that having Machina take care of all of his expenses is unbecoming, and is rejected at every turn due to his lack of experience and inability to get a Familia implant, the magic-producing cyber-chip smartphone-things that that Marcus’ company produces. This doesn’t pan out, and per the suggestion of his and Machina’s mutual friend, the resident punk-hacker Takahashi [Hishikawa Hana, in one of her first major roles since her time as Cure Precious came to an end], he takes up a career in streaming, which surprisingly works out rather well for him.

This whole bit certainly seems like a stupid gag that’s going to derail the whole show, and it takes up most of the second episode, but things get back on track with the much more serious third. (Which has a fun double-meaning title, it’s called “Debut of a Demon Lord”, alluding to both the beginning of his streamer career sure, but more importantly his actual return as a force of real impact in the world.) There are great scenes throughout; Veltol meets his old enemy Gram [Namikawa Daisuke], now granted eternal youth by a goddess as a reward for his service and profoundly disillusioned with the 500 years of war, death, and betrayal he’s endured since the two last met. Veltol tries to make Gram see things his way, that the world needs a strong leader like him for true peace, but it doesn’t take. (Remember, Veltol is the protagonist, but he’s not actually a “good guy”. “Peace through tyranny” and all that.) And he finishes off the episode by reasserting his might against an oni who kicked his ass back in the first episode, which is a fun full-circle moment.

As with many anime like this, it’s hard to make a called shot as to whether or not 2099 will really live up to its potential, but these first few episodes are promising, and in what’s been a pretty dry season, any show that’s good or at least interesting is worth keeping tabs on.


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