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Milo isn’t actually dead. Are you surprised?

I, for one, wasn’t. Not that much, at least. As much as I mentioned last week that Sabikui Bisco actually killing off its lead would be a disaster, it bringing him back from the brink also feels more than a little hollow. Not the least of which is–you do heed the spoiler warnings at the tops of these articles, right?–that our other lead dies here, seemingly in a fashion that is a lot harder to write your way out of.

But we’ll get to all that. “I Love You” is actually, for the most part, a pretty good episode. Mostly because it plays to Sabikui Bisco‘s strengths–action sequences, weird worldbuilding, snappy dialogue, and colorful characters clashing with each other–but that central, ephemeral lack of a certain “something” is a problem. It’s been a minor one throughout the series, and although this is the best episode in a while, it’s also an episode that demonstrates why that’s so.

We open with Bisco nursing Milo back to health, in a scene that should be genuinely touching but mostly comes across as just sort of stupid. Here the two of you are, bonding over your blood brotherhood or your mutual homosexual tension or whatever this all is, and Milo says this.

It’s not an entirely serious offer and neither is the banter that follows, but the fact remains that this is a hilariously dumb thing to say in this situation. And look, I love Pawoo–I wouldn’t say she’s well-written, but that’s another matter–but why is the show pushing this as a thing? Even as an outside option? Pawoo and Bisco have negative chemistry. Unless I’m just forgetting something, they’ve interacted three times in the entire show. It’s only barely believable if it were simply that Bisco has a one-sided crush on Pawoo. It being mutual is just nuts.

And maybe it comes off like I’m nitpicking a minor exchange of dialogue that isn’t really supposed to be all that serious. Indeed, the show follows all that up with this exchange, which is genuinely very funny.

^{Ladies love a femboy with advanced medical knowledge.}

But this problem of a tone that is simply fundamentally “off” remains an issue throughout the episode, even in its strongest moments.

It is worth giving those moments their due, though. Most of the episode revolves around Kurokawa revealing his insidious evil plan and being duly punished for it. Spoiler alert: he meets his end here, but not before getting in some very over-the-top villainous gloating. This is a space that Sabikui Bisco can work in.

His plan, as he explains to a captive Jabi, is both simple in concept and hilariously stupid in execution. The natural Rust Wind doesn’t make quite enough people sick to keep his profits up, you see. His solution? Harvest the reactor unit inside one of the giant superweapons that blew Japan up in the first place–a Tetsujin, they’re called–and stick it in a bioengineered pink elephant. Have the elephant–sorry, the Ganesha Cannon–fire it wherever he wants, and let nature take its course by blowing the Rust Wind fallout all over the Japanese countryside.

Jabi also gets some incredibly raw dialogue in this scene, most notably when Kurokawa orders one of his henchmen to cut off his fingers so he can’t draw a bow anymore.

He doesn’t get the chance to show any of this off in-episode, because Bisco–who has been masquerading as one of said bodyguards throughout this entire sequence–sets to take him down once and for all.

This, too, is a space Sabikui Bisco can comfortably work in. The fights here are pretty great; we’ve got Kurokawa and Bisco themselves, fighting with both their lives on the line as the former has a total mental breakdown at his plans coming undone. Outside the facility they’re all in, we also get a quick cameo from Pawoo as she helps Jabi pummel a giant cyborg gorilla (?!) into submission, in what is somewhat-inexplicably probably the best-animated scene in the entire series thusfar.

^{It’s dope as hell so I’m not really complaining, just, what?}

And when Bisco finally does take down Kurokawa, it’s incredibly satisfying. He even throws Kurokawa’s whole “evil badass who loves vintage pop culture” shtick back in his face as he dies. Which, by the way, happens when Bisco tackles him into an open pit of lava.

The whole thing is viscerally satisfying…except for the fact that Bisco dies, too. Shot dead by Milo, at his own request, since he’d rather have had his closest friend take his life than drown in the sea of molten Rust.

This, really, feels like it should be very affecting, but it’s here that we run headlong into the series’ shortcomings again. No matter how hard it tries, Sabikui Bisco just can’t pull off these huge emotional beats. When Milo takes Bisco out by sniping him, and declares that he loves him¹, this should be a massive, intense moment. For me at least, it felt completely flat. Maybe even a bit unintentionally comedic. The longwinded speeches Bisco and Milo trade about how Bisco will always be with Milo and so on just land with a thud. It doesn’t work.

Why doesn’t it work? Maybe it’s because of all the show’s undercutting of its own central relationship. I’ve never really been clear on what Bisco and Milo actually mean to each other. They’re clearly close, but there are many, many different kinds of “close.” Are they close friends? Blood brothers? Gay for each other? Does Bisco consider Milo a sort of surrogate son, as one line in this episode suggests? Maybe all of these things, to some degree? It’s never really clear. I think part of this may be an issue of the compression of pacing inherent to anime adaptions, but there must have been a way to handle this in a fashion that made more sense.

I did see a few people around various social media haunts suggest that perhaps Milo loves Bisco in a romantic way but thinks Bisco is straight. Thus, half-jokingly trying to set Bisco up with his sister is a coping mechanism / something of an attempt to keep Bisco in his life. If this is true, I would say that Sabikui Bisco is simply not the sort of series that can sustain a relationship dynamic that complex. None of the fine shades of character detailing that would require are apparent in the text of the series. As such, Milo and Bisco’s relationship is pleasant, and they’re fun together, but defining it in any more certain terms is difficult because none of these pieces really fit together.

As for the actual final plot beat here, are Kurokawa and Bisco themselves actually dead? Probably, but it’s hard to put a definitive “yes” there, given that the series has proven willing to pull characters back to life. Still, it’d be one hell of a writing challenge to come up with a way for one or both of those characters to escape burning alive in a lava pit. That’s pretty definitively fatal.

There is of course, only one way to find out. Until next week, anime fans.

1: It’s worth noting that I believe the specific word here (aishiteru) usually has romantic connotations, but I may be mistaken.

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There is a tendency in the action shonen genre, which I will charitably call “unfortunate,” where a female character who’s been previously shown to be a competent, strong combatant will be reduced to a damsel in distress role when the story’s stakes need to be raised. “Fiendish Trap”, the eighth episode of Sabikui Bisco, spends most of its opening few minutes showing Pawoo–a woman that other characters in-show have previously compared to an oni in terms of raw strength, and who was shown to be a more or less even match for our redheaded lead back in episode two–being tortured by Governor Kurokawa, the series’ Big Bad Evil Villain with No Morals. He has her chained up to a wall in some dank, gross-looking cell, and prods her in the gut with a hot iron. The show mercifully cuts back to Milo’s own reactions to all of this (this is apparently what we weren’t directly shown in the TV broadcast last week) before showing us much else, but the audio isn’t really any better.

This is all, suffice it to say, pretty stupid and gross. But if it were just stupid and gross, we could chalk it up as a flaw the series has. A pretty major one, to be certain, but a flaw nonetheless. Unfortunately, what the rest of the episode makes clear is that this is not something that Sabikui Bisco is pulling out in an attempt to shock viewers. It’s doing this because it has no better ideas, which may or may not be “worse,” but certainly bodes very badly for the remainder of the show.

The episode’s actual events are garden variety shonen hostage situation nonsense and are frankly not worth recapping in detail. Milo crashes Kurokawa’s HQ to rescue Pawoo and Jabi. There is a tense standoff; bows, arrows, and muscle-controlling mushrooms(!) are involved. None of it is terribly interesting despite the competent direction. When it looks like Milo’s going to bite it, surprise, Bisco bursts in to rescue him. And when Kurokawa eventually puts Bisco on the ropes, Jabi, who gets the episode’s best scene as we’re shown him breaking out of prison, bursts in to rescue him.

The net result of all this is that Kurokawa manages to get the secret to making the Rust-Eater work out of Milo, revealing that he used to be a Mushroom Keeper himself (how shocking), and that his motivation is to monopolize the production of the Rust-Eater drug so he can leverage it to squeeze ever more profit out of the sick, Rust-infested masses.

There is a tiny grain of actual real-world commentary in there, but when your villain takes eight episodes to explain something that Bun B once nailed in a single couplet¹, it is maybe time to reconsider what you’re writing and why. (To say nothing of if we’re meant to take this in a “pharmacies are complicit in the opioid crisis” sort of way or a “Covid vaccines have microchips in them” sort of way. It’s vague enough that you can easily read it however you want.) If we had known this from the start of the series, it would’ve been an additional shade of detail that made Kurokawa all the more despicable. It being treated as some huge twist–a politician? Valuing profit over the lives of his constituents? Perish the thought–is just insulting. Even the shonen genre’s target audience of teenage boys are more than smart enough to deserve better than this.

At the very least, it’d be more forgivable if the rest of the writing here were more interesting. Little about “Fiendish Trap” is even remotely compelling, a fundamental problem that dwarfs all the other sins here.

So, what does work in this episode? Well, there are some fun pop culture references. Kurokawa opens the episode by playing a Yu-Gi-Oh! pastiche with one of his henchmen, an amusing nod to voice actor Kenjirou Tsuda‘s most famous role, Seto Kaiba.

When Bisco busts in to rescue Milo from his own recklessness, Kadokawa cracks that he’s basically Tuxedo Mask, which, what, would make Milo Sailor Moon? That’s a fun thought.

There’s also a hilariously awesome sequence where Bisco catches a crossbow bolt in his teeth and flings it back at Kurokawa at full speed somehow.

The chain of rescues that comprise most of the episode’s actual events is also pretty funny when you think about it. With Milo initially setting out to rescue Pawoo, only to be rescued by Bisco, only for the both of them to be eventually rescued by an escaped Jabi, who also himself ends up freeing Pawoo. Pawoo, of course, does not get to save anyone. That would be letting a woman do something, and we obviously can’t have that.

The episode closes with Milo apparently dying in the snow–yes, really–as he and Bisco try to flee from Kurokawa’s facility. His last words to Bisco are a plea to stay alive.

I will give Sabikui Bisco some credit here. Usually, this sort of maudlin attempt at tear-jerking involves a straight couple, and the very fact that the title of the next episode is “I Love You” makes me comfortable calling Bisco and Milo one too. On the other hand, the more interesting of our two leads is dead with four episodes left to go. And if we do consider Bisco and Milo partners in more than just an “adventuring buddies” sense, this whole thing is a pretty rote and lame example of the whole “Bury Your Gays” routine.

Look, it’s not impossible that the show will come back from this somehow, but more than anything else the most damning thing I can say about “Fiendish Trap” is that despite everything that happens in it, it’s mostly pretty boring. I mention minutiae like pop culture references because the show’s actual story is just not holding my interest anymore, and I doubt I’m the only one. It feels like digging for scraps.

^{1: “They don’t care about the cure, they just wanna sell a treatment // Keep you alive by keepin’ you high, now that’s some street shit.” – Bun B – “U A Bitch”, Return of The Trill. Did I reference this mostly just because I like UGK? Don’t worry about it.}

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It’s such an understated strength that pointing it out can feel like a backhanded compliment, but I really do think that one of the sneakily great things about Sabikui Bisco is that it’s consistent. You know, roughly, what you’re getting each week. 22 minutes of adventure through spore-infested, Rust-stricken, post-apocalyptic Japan as our leads, Bisco and Milo, seek the legendary Rust-eater mushroom to cure Bisco’s mentor Jabi and Milo’s sister Pawoo. It’s simple stuff, but it’s effective, and if the stars aligned, it’s easy to imagine that Bisco could pull this off satisfyingly week after week for literal years on end.

But we do not live in the world where Bisco is a show with eight seasons at two cours apiece. It gets twelve episodes flat. No more, no less. And God only knows if it’ll ever get even one more season. So, for as much as that consistency is a strength, it means that even minor twists in the formula count a lot. This week, we get a quieter, more character-driven episode. It’s a notable swerve toward the more serious for an anime that, even in its comparatively darkest moments, has so far remained fairly light.

That character is Tirol (previously transliterated as Chiroru in this column. I’m not sure if I got that wrong or if the official subs actually changed.) Tirol, you’ll recall, is the traveling merchant / swindler / mercenary / also a mechanic as we learn in this episode that we met for the first time all the way back in episode one, but who we were more formally introduced to in episode four. Milo and Bisco, traveling through an Arctic-cold tundra, discover her once again on the brink of death. This time in a decidedly less gnarly fashion than when they found her infected with a deadly parasite two episodes back.

After being de-thawed, she banters with our heroes for quite a while. Conversation between Tirol and Milo (or Tirol and Bisco) forms the bulk of this episode. The result is, I’d say, more positive than not. Some of her more angsty explication of her own motives comes across as a pretty blatant example of just stating the subtext out loud–always a bad look–but at the same time, there’s marginally more subtle stuff weaved in here, too. For instance, she puts her charm to good use by talking a different merchant into giving Milo and Bisco way more supplies than they can reasonably afford, off of the logic that the merchant will be able to “swindle them again later.” It’s pretty funny.

^{If that grin doesn’t just scream “integrity,” what does?}

On a more serious level, comments she makes toward the end of the episode reveal that she was once a mechanic at a workshop that was tasked with restoring some part of the mysterious Tetsujin. It infected her coworkers with Rust, and she only lived to tell the tale by fleeing upon being promoted to foreman-by-default. This story in of itself is a fairly straightforward critique of worker exploitation. A later conversation in the episode, this time between Milo and Bisco, hammers the exploitation theme, too. Combined with some examples we’ve seen over the first half of the show of Imihama’s colonial-esque influence ruining the lives of those both in and outside the city, it marks the first time that Bisco has shown some real teeth. This is all pretty simple stuff, and no one is going to mistake it for The Communist Manifesto, but it’s good to see a show trying to have a point and mostly succeeding, given that we are still currently trudging through a season that also contains Tokyo 24th Ward and the rotting corpse of Attack on Titan.

The episode’s main act closes with Bisco, Milo, and Tirol locating the underground subway line they’ve been hunting for since episode four. Tirol fixes up one of the automatic train cars and departs the other two, but not before a fairly heartfelt goodbye. She even tells them her real name, something she claims to be embarrassed to do because of how weird it is. (To be fair. “Tirol” does strike me as an odd name for a Japanese woman. But hey, I’m not Japanese, so what do I know? Also, it’s however many centuries in the future. Who knows.) All told, this a nice spotlight for a character I’ve honestly wanted to know more about. Praising this as a sound and logical development may not come across as terribly exciting, but it is those things, and that’s what I like about Sabikui Bisco. It’s comfort food.

Two people who do not end the episode comfortably are Bisco and Milo themselves. After the pair fight off something called an Oilsquid on their train ride, they reach their destination; a vast canyon inhabited by a gargantuan apex predator of the skies. The mighty Pipe Snake; the very thing they need to take down to get the Rust-eater mushroom.

They begin fighting it here, only to be expectedly-unexpectedly interrupted by the one major character who hadn’t shown up in this episode so far. Pawoo.

That particular cliffhanger is where Sabikui Bisco chooses to leave us, this week. A true tease for Pawoo Enjoyers like myself. Still, I think I’ve made it clear that I like this episode a good deal. And let me tell you; one of the nice things about Bisco being so consistent is that, unless something goes truly awry, I’m pretty damn sure I’m gonna like next week’s too.

Until then, anime fans.

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